In the military hospital in France, Yassir Arafat has finally died.
The medical orderlies are told to dress his body with a jersey from Newcastle United, shorts from Tottenham Hotspur and socks from Middlesborough. Then he gets a Lazio football scarf around his neck and a Glasgow Rangers hat on his head. The orderlies ask why his corpse is being dressed in this bizarre fashion and they are told:
"Its simple his last words were that he wanted to be burried in the Gazza strip"