On behalf of all right thinging chaps (and chapesses) I would like to thank the barking moonbats of the world for their dedicated work in causing GW Bush to be re-elected. It couldn't have been done without you. Your frothing at the mouth and general loopiness firstly caused the Dimocrats to chose a dumb cardboard candidate instead of someone electable and then you managed to frame the election in terms of "do you want to vote for someone supported by a load of deranged Mooreons?"
As a resident of the Kleptopublic of Cheese Easting Surrender Monkeys, may I say it was an absolute unadulterated pleasure to see our political and journalistic elites have to eat their words, along with crow, humble pie and the like while holding their noses as if they had trodden in doggie poo.
Especial thanks need to go first to the Grauniad for swinging Clark County decisively in favour of Bush (when the rest of the state of Ohio swung more Kerrywards) and secondly to Michael Moore for being the living example of bile plastered all over the media everywhere.
On the other hand no thanks to the Jesus loving homophobes - you were useless. As this article comprehensively proves the claim that Bush was re-elected thanks to fundamentalist christians who are anti-gay, anti-abortion etc etc is untrue. The election was lost because Kerry was an unappealing candidate with unappealing supporters. He energised his base while Bush widened his base. The result shold not be a vast surprise to those with a grasp of basic mathematics.