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Since a few days work for him brought them more money than a weeks elsewhere, he drew many young mensome now eminentinto his employ. He bade them keep their eyes on the Sixpenny Dream Book, the Army and Navy Stores Catalogue (this for backgrounds and furniture as they changed), and The Hearthstone Friend, a weekly publication which specialised unrivalledly in the domestic emotions. Yet, even so, youth would not be denied, and some of the collaborated love-talk in Passion Hath Peril, and Enas Lost Lovers, and the account of the murder of the Earl in The Wickwire Tragediesto name but a few masterpieces now never mentioned for fear of blackmailwas as good as anything to which their authors signed their real names in more distinguished years.
Among the young ravens driven to roost awhile on Graydons ark was James Andrew Manallacea darkish, slow northerner of the type that does not ignite, but must be detonated. Given written or verbal outlines of a plot, he was useless; but, with a half-dozen pictures round which to write his tale, he could astonish.
And he adored that woman who afterwards became the mother of Vidal Benzaquen,1 and who suffered and died because she loved one unworthy. There was, also, among the company a mannered, bellied person called Alured Castorley, who talked and wrote about Bohemia, but was always afraid of being compromised by the weekly suppers at Neminakas Cafes in Hestern Square, where the Syndicate work was apportioned, and where everyone looked out for himself. He, too, for a time, had loved Vidals mother, in his own way.
Now, one Saturday at Neminakas, Graydon, who had given Manallace a sheaf of printstorn from an extinct childrens book called Philippas Queenon which to improvise, asked for results. Manallace went down into his ulster-pocket, hesitated a moment, and said the stuff had turned into poetry on his hands.
Bosh!
Thats what it isnt, the boy retorted. Its rather good.
Then its no use to us. Graydon laughed. Have you brought back the cuts?
Manallace handed them over. There was a castle in the series; a knight or so in armour; an old lady in a horned head-dress; a young ditto; a very obvious Hebrew; a clerk, with pen and inkhorn, checking wine-barrels on a wharf; and a Crusader. On the back of one of the prints was a note, If he doesnt want to go, why cant he be captured and held to ransom? Graydon asked what it all meant.
I dont know yet. A comic opera, perhaps, said Manallace.
Graydon, who seldom wasted time, passed the cuts on to someone else, and advanced Manallace a couple of sovereigns to carry on with, as usual; at which Castorley was angry and would have said something unpleasant but was suppressed. Half-way through supper, Castorley told the company that a relative had died and left him an independence; and that he now withdrew from hackwork to follow Literature. Generally, the Syndicate rejoiced in a comrades good fortune, but Castorley had gifts of waking dislike. So the news was received with a vote of thanks, and he went out before the end, and, it was said, proposed to Dal Benzaquens mother, who refused him. He did not come back. Manallace, who had arrived a little exalted, got so drunk before midnight that a man had to stay and see him home. But liquor never touched him above the belt, and when he had slept awhile, he recited to the gas-chandelier the poetry he had made out of the pictures; said that, on second thoughts, he would convert it into comic opera; deplored the Upas-tree influence of Gilbert and Sullivan; sang somewhat to illustrate his point; andafter words, by the way, with a negress in yellow satinwas steered to his rooms.
In the course of a few years, Graydons foresight and genius were rewarded. The public began to read and reason upon higher planes, and the Syndicate grew rich. Later still, people demanded of their printed matter what they expected in their clothing and furniture. So, precisely as the three guinea hand-bag is followed in three weeks by its thirteen and sevenpence hapenny, indistinguishable sister, they enjoyed perfect synthetic substitutes for Plot, Sentiment, and Emotion. Graydon died before the Cinemacaption school came in, but he left his widow twenty-seven thousand pounds.
Manallace made a reputation, and, more important, money for Vidals mother when her husband ran away and the first symptoms of her paralysis showed. His line was the jocundly-sentimental Wardour Street brand of adventure, told in a style that exactly met, but never exceeded, every expectation.
As he once said when urged to write a real book: Ive got my label, and Im not going to chew it off. If you save people thinking, you can do anything with em. His output apart, he was genuinely a man of letters. He rented a small cottage in the country and economised on everything, except the care and charges of Vidals mother.
Castorley flew higher. When his legacy freed him from hackwork, he became first a criticin which calling he loyally scalped all his old associates as they came upand then looked for some speciality. Having found it (Chaucer was the prey), he consolidated his position before he occupied it, by his careful speech, his cultivated bearing, and the whispered words of his friends whom he, too, had saved the trouble of thinking. It followed that, when he published his first serious articles on Chaucer, all the world which is interested in Chaucer said: This is an authority. But he was no impostor. He learned and knew his poet and his age; and in a month-long dogfight in an austere literary weekly, met and mangled a recognised Chaucer expert of the day. He also, for old sakes sake, as he wrote to a friend, went out of his way to review one of Manallaces books with an intimacy of unclean deduction (this was before the days of Freud) which long stood as a record. Some member of the extinct Syndicate took occasion to ask him if he wouldfor old sakes sakehelp Vidals mother to a new treatment. He answered that he had known the lady very slightly and the calls on his purse were so heavy that, etc. The writer showed the letter to Manallace, who said he was glad Castorley hadnt interfered. Vidals mother was then wholly paralysed. Only her eyes could move, and those always looked for the husband who had left her. She died thus in Manallaces arms in April of the first year of the War.
During the War he and Castorley worked as some sort of departmental dishwashers in the Office of Co-ordinated Supervisals. Here Manallace came to know Castorley again. Castorley, having a sweet tooth, cadged lumps of sugar for his tea from a typist, and when she took to giving them to a younger man, arranged that she should be reported for smoking in unauthorised apartments. Manallace possessed himself of every detail of the affair, as compensation for the review of his book. Then there came a night when, waiting for a big air-raid, the two men had talked humanly, and Manallace spoke of Vidals mother. Castorley said something in reply, and from that houras was learned several years laterManallaces real life-work and interests began.
The War over, Castorley set about to make himself Supreme Pontiff on Chaucer by methods not far removed from the employment of poison-gas. The English Pope was silent, through private griefs, and influenza had carried off the learned Hun who claimed continental allegiance. Thus Castorley crowed unchallenged from Upsala to Seville, while Manallace went back to his cottage with the photo of Vidals mother over the mantelpiece. She seemed to have emptied out his life, and left him only fleeting interests in trifles. His private diversions were experiments of uncertain outcome, which, he said, rested him after a days gadzooking and vitalstapping. I found him, for instance, one week-end, in his toolshed-scullery, boiling a brew of slimy barks which were, if mixed with oak-galls, vitriol and wine, to become an ink-powder. We boiled it till the Monday, and it turned into an adhesive stronger than birdlime, and entangled us both.
At other times, he would carry me off, once in a few weeks, to sit at Castorleys feet, and hear him talk about Chaucer. Castorleys voice, bad enough in youth, when it could be shouted down, had, with culture and tact, grown almost insupportable. His mannerisms, too, had multiplied and set. He minced and mouthed, postured and chewed his words throughout those terrible evenings; and poisoned not only Chaucer, but every shred of English literature which he used to embellish him. He was shameless, too, as regarded self-advertisement and recognitionweaving elaborate intrigues; forming petty friendships and confederacies, to be dissolved next week in favour of more promising alliances; fawning, snubbing, lecturing, organising and lying as unrestingly as a politician, in chase of the Knighthood due not to him (he always called on his Maker to forbid such a thought) but as tribute to Chaucer. Yet, sometimes, he could break from his obsession and prove how a mans work will try to save the soul of him. He would tell us charmingly of copyists of the fifteenth century in England and the Low Countries, who had multiplied the Chaucer MSS., of which there remainedhe gave us the exact numberand how each scribe could by him (and, he implied, by him alone) be distinguished from every other by some peculiarity of letter-formation, spacing or like trick of pen-work; and how he could fix the dates of their work within five years. Sometimes he would give us an hour of really interesting stuff and then return to his overdue recognition. The changes sickened me, but Manallace defended him, as a master in his own line who had revealed Chaucer to at least one grateful soul.
This, as far as I remembered, was the autumn when Manallace holidayed in the Shetlands or the Faroes, and came back with a stone querna hand corn-grinder. He said it interested him from the ethnological standpoint. His whim lasted till next harvest, and was followed by a religious spasm which, naturally, translated itself into literature. He showed me a battered and mutilated Vulgate of 1485, patched up the back with bits of legal parchments, which he had bought for thirty-five shillings. Some monks attempt to rubricate chapter-initials had caught, it seemed, his forlorn fancy, and he dabbled in shells of gold and silver paint for weeks.
That also faded out, and he went to the Continent to get local colour for a love-story, about Alva and the Dutch, and the next year I saw practically nothing of him. This released me from seeing much of Castorley, but, at intervals, I would go there to dine with him, when his wifean unappetising, ash-coloured womanmade no secret that his friends wearied her almost as much as he did. But at a later meeting, not long after Manallace had finished his Low Countries novel, I found Castorley charged to bursting-point with triumph and high information hardly withheld. He confided to me that a time was at hand when great matters would be made plain, and recognition would be inevitable. I assumed, naturally, that there was fresh scandal or heresy afoot in Chaucer circles, and kept my curiosity within bounds.
In time, New York cabled that a fragment of a hitherto unknown Canterbury Tale lay safe in the steel-walled vaults of the seven-million-dollar Sunnapia Collection. It was news on an international scalethe New World exultantthe Old deploring the burden of British taxation which drove such treasures, etc., and the lighterminded journals disporting themselves according to their publics; for our Dan, as one earnest Sunday editor observed, lies closer to the national heart than we wot of. Common decency made me call on Castorley, who, to my surprise, had not yet descended into the arena. I found him, made young again by joy, deep in just-passed proofs.
Yes, he said, it was all true. He had, of course, been in it from the first. There had been found one hundred and seven new lines of Chaucer tacked on to an abridged end of The Persones Tale, the whole the work of Abraham Mentzius, better known as Mentzel of Antwerp (1388 - 1438/9)I might remember he had talked about himwhose distinguishing peculiarities were a certain Byzantine formation of his gs, the use of a sickle-slanted reed-pen, which cut into the vellum at certain letters; and, above all, a tendency to spell English words on Dutch lines, whereof the manuscript carried one convincing proof. For instance (he wrote it out for me), a girl praying against an undesired marriage, says:
Ah Jesu-Moder, pitie my oe peyne. Daiespringe mishandeelt cometh nat agayne. |
Would I, please, note the spelling of mishandeelt? Stark Dutch and Mentzels besetting sin! But in his position one took nothing for granted. The page had been part of the stiffening of the side of an old Bible, bought in a parcel by Dredd, the big dealer, because it had some rubricated chapter-initials, and by Dredd shipped, with a consignment of similar odds and ends, to the Sunnapia Collection, where they were making a glass-cased exhibit of the whole history of illumination and did not care how many books they gutted for that purpose. There, someone who noticed a crack in the back of the volume had unearthed it. He went on: They didnt know what to make of the thing at first. But they knew about me! They kept quiet till Id been consulted. You might have noticed I was out of England for three months.
I was over there, of course. It was what is called a spoila page Mentzel had spoiled with his Dutch spellingI expect he had had the English dictated to himthen had evidently used the vellum for trying out his reeds; and then, I suppose, had put it away. The spoil had been doubled, pasted together, and slipped in as stiffening to the old book-cover. I had it steamed open, and analysed the wash. It gave the flour-grains in the paste-coarse, because of the old millstoneand there were traces of the grit itself. What? Oh, possibly a handmill of Mentzels own time. He may have doubled the spoilt page and used it for part of a pad to steady wood-cuts on. It may have knocked about his workshop for years. That, indeed, is practically certain because a beginner from the Low Countries has tried his reed on a few lines of some monkish hymnnot a bad lilt thowhich must have been common form. Oh yes, the page may have been used in other books before it was used for the Vulgate. That doesnt matter, but this does. Listen! I took a wash, for analysis, from a blot in one cornerthat would be after Mentzel had given up trying to make a possible page of it, and had grown carelessand I got the actual ink of the period! Its a practically eternal stuff compounded onIve forgotten his name for the minutethe scribe at Bury St. Edmunds, of coursehawthorn bark and wine. Anyhow, on his formula. That wouldnt interest you either, but, taken with all the other testimony, it clinches the thing. (Youll see it all in my Statement to the Press on Monday.) Overwhelming, isnt it?
Overwhelming, I said, with sincerity. Tell me what the tale was about, though. Thats more in my line.
I know it; but I have to be equipped on all sides. The verses are relatively easy for one to pronounce on. The freshness, the fun, the humanity, the fragrance of it all, criesno, shoutsitself as Dans work. Why Daiespringe mishandled alone stamps it from Dans mint. Plangent as doom, my dear boyplangent as doom! Its all in my Statement. Well, substantially, the fragment deals with a girl whose parents wish her to marry an elderly suitor. The mother isnt so keen on it, but the father, an old Knight, is. The girl, of course, is in love with a younger and a poorer man. Common form? Granted. Then the father, who doesnt in the least want to, is ordered off to a Crusade and, by way of passing on the kick, as we used to say during the War, orders the girl to be kept in duresse till his return or her consent to the old suitor. Common form, again? Quite so. Thats too much for her mother. She reminds the old Knight of his age and infirmities, and the discomforts of Crusading. Are you sure Im not boring you?
Not at all, I said, though time had begun to whirl backward through my brain to a red-velvet, pomatum-scented side-room at Neminakas and Manallaces set face intoning to the gas.
Youll read it all in my Statement next week. The sum is that the old lady tells him of a certain Knight-adventurer on the French coast, who, for a consideration, waylays Knights who dont relish crusading and holds them to impossible ransoms till the trooping-season is over, or they are returned sick. He keeps a ship in the Channel to pick em up and transfers his birds to his castle ashore, where he has a reputation for doing em well. As the old lady points out:
And if perchance thou fall into his honde By God how canstow ride to Holilonde? |
You see? Modern in essence as Gilbert and Sullivan, but handled as only Dan could! And she reminds him that Honour and olde bones parted company long ago. He makes one splendid appeal for the spirit of chivalry:
Lat all men change as Fortune may send, But Knighthood beareth service to the end, |
and then, of course, he gives in
For what his woman willeth to be don Her manne must or wauken Hell anon. |
Then she hints that the daughters young lover, who is in the Bordeaux wine-trade, could open negotiations for a kidnapping without compromising him. And then that careless brute Mentzel spoils his page and chucks it! But theres enough to show whats going to happen. Youll see it all in my Statement. Was there ever anything in literary finds to hold a candle to it? .. . And they give grocers Knighthoods for selling cheese!
I went away before he could get into his stride on that course. I wanted to think, and to see Manallace. But I waited till Castorleys Statement came out. He had left himself no loophole. And when, a little later, his (nominally the Sunnapia peoples) scientific account of their analyses and tests appeared, criticism ceased, and some journals began to demand public recognition. Manallace wrote me on this subject, and I went down to his cottage, where he at once asked me to sign a Memorial on Castorleys behalf. With luck, he said, we might get him a K.B.E. in the next Honours List. Had I read the Statement?
I have, I replied. But I want to ask you something first. Do you remember the night you got drunk at Neminakas, and I stayed behind to look after you?
Oh, that time, said he, pondering. Wait a minute! I remember Graydon advancing me two quid. He was a generous paymaster. And I remembernow, who the devil rolled me under the sofaand what for?
We all did, I replied. You wanted to read us what youd written to those Chaucer cuts.
I dont remember that. No! I dont remember anything after the sofa-episode.... You always said that you took me homedidnt you?
I did, and you told Kentucky Kate outside the old Empire that you had been faithful, Cynara, in your fashion.
Did I? said he. My God! Well, I suppose I have. He stared into the fire. What else?
Before we left Neminakas you recited me what you had made out of the cutsthe whole tale! Soyou see?
Ye-es. He nodded. What are you going to do about it?
What are you?
Im going to help him get his Knighthoodfirst.
Why?
Ill tell you what he said about Dals motherthe night there was that air-raid on the offices.
He told it.
Thats why, he said. Am I justified?
He seemed to me entirely so.
But after he gets his Knighthood? I went on.
That depends. There are several things I can think of. It interests me.
Good Heavens! Ive always imagined you a man without interests.
So I was. I owe my interests to Castorley. He gave me every one of em except the tale itself.
How did that come?
Something in those ghastly cuts touched off something in mea sort of possession, I suppose. I was in love too. No wonder I got drunk that night. Id been Chaucer for a week! Then I thought the notion might make a comic opera. But Gilbert and Sullivan were too strong.
So I remember you told me at the time.
I kept it by me, and it made me interested in Chaucerphilologically and so on. I worked on it on those lines for years. There wasnt a flaw in the wording even in 14. I hardly had to touch it after that.
Did you ever tell it to anyone except me?
No, only Dals motherwhen she could listen to anythingto put her to sleep. But when Castorley saidwhat he did about her, I thought I might use it. Twasnt difficult. He taught me. Dyou remember my birdlime experiments, and the stuff on our hands? Id been trying to get that ink for more than a year. Castorley told me where Id find the formula. And your falling over the quern, too?
That accounted for the stone-dust under the microscope?
Yes. I grew the wheat in the garden here, and ground it myself. Castorley gave me Mentzel complete. He put me on to an MS. in the British Museum which he said was the finest sample of his work. I copied his Byzantine gs for months.
And whats a sickle-slanted pen? I asked.
You nick one edge of your reed till it drags and scratches on the curves of the letters. Castorley told me about Mentzels spacing and margining. I only had to get the hang of his script.
How long did that take you?
On and offsome years. I was too ambitious at firstI wanted to give the whole poem. That would have been risky. Then Castorley told me about spoiled pages and I took the hint. I spelt Dayspring mishandeelt Mentzels wayto make sure of him. Its not a bad couplet in itself. Did you see how he admires the plangency of it?
Never mind him. Go on! I said.
He did. Castorley had been his unfailing guide throughout, specifying in minutest detail every trap to be set later for his own feet. The actual vellum was an Antwerp find, and its introduction into the cover of the Vulgate was begun after a long course of amateur bookbinding. At last, he bedded it under pieces of an old deed, and a printed page (1686) of Horaces Odes, legitimately used for repairs by different owners in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries; and at the last moment, to meet Castorleys theory that spoiled pages were used in workshops by beginners, he had written a few Latin words in fifteenth century script the Statement gave the exact dateacross an open part of the fragment. The thing ran: Illa alma Mater ecca, secum afferens me acceptum. Nicolaus Atrib. The disposal of the thing was easiest of all. He had merely hung about Dredds dark bookshop of fifteen rooms, where he was well known, occasionally buying but generally browsing, till, one day, Dredd Senior showed him a case of cheap black-letter stuff, English and Continentalbeing packed for the Sunnapia peopleinto which Manallace tucked his contribution, taking care to wrench the back enough to give a lead to an earnest seeker.
And then? I demanded.
After six months or so Castorley sent for me. Sunnapia had found it, and as Dredd had missed it, and there was no money-motive sticking out, they were half convinced it was genuine from the start. But they invited him over. He conferred with their experts, and suggested the scientific tests. I put that into his head, before he sailed. Thats all. And now, will you sign our Memorial?
I signed. Before we had finished hawking it round there was a host of influential names to help us, as well as the impetus of all the literary discussion which arose over every detail of the glorious trove. The upshot was a K.B.E.2 for Castorley in the next Honours List; and Lady Castorley, her cards duly printed, called on friends that same afternoon.
Manallace invited me to come with him, a day or so later, to convey our pleasure and satisfaction to them both. We were rewarded by the sight of a man relaxed and ungirtnot to say wallowing nakedon the crest of Success. He assured us that The Title should not make any difference to our future relations, seeing it was in no sense personal, but, as he had often said, a tribute to Chaucer; and, after all, he pointed out, with a glance at the mirror over the mantelpiece, Chaucer was the prototype of the veray parfit gentil Knight of the British Empire so far as that then existed.
On the way back, Manallace told me he was considering either an unheralded revelation in the baser Press which should bring Castorleys reputation about his own ears some breakfast-time, or a private conversation, when he would make clear to Castorley that he must now back the forgery as long as he lived, under threat of Manallaces betraying it if he flinched.
He favoured the second plan. If I pull the string of the shower-bath in the papers, he said, Castorley might go off his veray parfit gentil nut. I want to keep his intellect.
What about your own position? The forgery doesnt matter so much. But if you tell this youll kill him, I said.
I intend that. Ohmy position? Ive been dead sinceApril, Fourteen, it was. But theres no hurry. What was it she was saying to you just as we left?
She told me how much your sympathy and understanding had meant to him. She said she thought that even Sir Alured did not realise the full extent of his obligations to you.
Shes right, but I dont like her putting it that way.
Its only common formas Castorleys always saying.
Not with her. She can hear a man think.
She never struck me in that light.
You arent playing against her.
Guilty conscience, Manallace?
Hm! I wonder. Mine or hers? I wish she hadnt said that. More even than he realises it. I wont call again for awhile.
He kept away till we read that Sir Alured, owing to slight indisposition, had been unable to attend a dinner given in his honour.
Inquiries brought word that it was but natural reaction, after strain, which, for the moment, took the form of nervous dyspepsia, and he would be glad to see Manallace at any time. Manallace reported him as rather pulled and drawn, but full of his new life and position, and proud that his efforts should have martyred him so much. He was going to collect, collate, and expand all his pronouncements and inferences into one authoritative volume.
I must make an effort of my own, said Manallace. Ive collected nearly all his stuff about the Find that has appeared in the papers, and hes promised me everything thats missing. Im going to help him. It will be a new interest.
How will you treat it? I asked.
I expect I shall quote his deductions on the evidence, and parallel em with my experimentsthe ink and the paste and the rest of it. It ought to be rather interesting.
But even then there will only be your word. Its hard to catch up with an established lie, I said. Especially when youve started it yourself.
He laughed. Ive arranged for thatin case anything happens to me. Do you remember the Monkish Hymn?
Oh yes! Theres quite a literature about it already.
Well, you write those ten words above each other, and read down the first and second letters of em; and see what you get.1 My Bank has the formula.
He wrapped himself lovingly and leisurely round his new task, and Castorley was as good as his word in giving him help. The two practically collaborated, for Manallace suggested that all Castorleys strictly scientific evidence should be in one place, with his deductions and dithyrambs as appendices. He assured him that the public would prefer this arrangement, and, after grave consideration, Castorley agreed.
Thats better, said Manallace to me. Now I shant have so many hiatuses in my extracts. Dots always give the reader the idea you arent dealing fairly with your man. I shall merely quote him solid, and rip him up, proof for proof, and date for date, in parallel columns. His books taking more out of him than I like, though. Hes been doubled up twice with tummy attacks since Ive worked with him. And hes just the sort of flatulent beast who may go down with appendicitis.
We learned before long that the attacks were due to gall-stones, which would necessitate an operation. Castorley bore the blow very well. He had full confidence in his surgeon, an old friend of theirs; great faith in his own constitution; a strong conviction that nothing would happen to him till the book was finished, and, above all, the Will to Live.
He dwelt on these assets with a voice at times a little out of pitch and eyes brighter than usual beside a slightly-sharpening nose.
I had only met Gleeag, the surgeon, once or twice at Castorleys house, but had always heard him spoken of as a most capable man. He told Castorley that his trouble was the price exacted, in some shape or other, from all who had served their country; and that, measured in units of strain, Castorley had practically been at the front through those three years he had served in the Office of Co-ordinated Supervisals. However, the thing had been taken betimes, and in a few weeks he would worry no more about it.
But suppose he dies? I suggested to Manallace.
He wont. Ive been talking to Gleeag. He says hes all right.
Wouldnt Gleeags talk be common form?
I wish you hadnt said that. But, surely, Gleeag wouldnt have the face to play with meor her.
Why not? I expect its been done before. But Manallace insisted that, in this case, it would be impossible.
The operation was a success and, some weeks later, Castorley began to recast the arrangement and most of the material of his book. Let me have my way, he said, when Manallace protested. They are making too much of a baby of me. I really dont need Gleeag looking in every day now. But Lady Castorley told us that he required careful watching. His heart had felt the strain, and fret or disappointment of any kind must be avoided. Even, she turned to Manallace, though you know ever so much better how his book should be arranged than he does himself.
But really, Manallace began. Im very careful not to fuss
She shook her finger at him playfully. You dont think you do; but, remember, he tells me everything that you tell him, just the same as he told me everything that he used to tell you. Oh, I dont mean the things that men talk about. I mean about his Chaucer.
I didnt realise that, said Manallace, weakly.
I thought you didnt. He never spares me anything; but I dont mind, she replied with a laugh, and went off to Gleeag, who was paying his daily visit. Gleeag said he had no objection to Manallace working with Castorley on the book for a given timesay, twice a weekbut supported Lady Castorleys demand that he should not be over-taxed in what she called the sacred hours. The man grew more and more difficult to work with, and the little check he had heretofore set on his self-praise went altogether.
He says there has never been anything in the History of Letters to compare with it, Manallace groaned. He wants now to inscribehe never dedicates, you knowinscribe it to me, as his most valued assistant. The devil of it is that she backs him up in getting it out soon. Why? How much do you think she knows?
Why should she know anything at all?
You heard her say he had told her everything that he had told me about Chaucer? (I wish she hadnt said that!) If she puts two and two together, she cant help seeing that every one of his notions and theories has been played up to. But thenbut then . . . Why is she trying to hurry publication? She talks about me fretting him. Shes at him, all the time, to be quick.
Castorley must have over-worked, for, after a couple of months, he complained of a stitch in his right side, which Gleeag said was a slight sequel, a little incident of the operation. It threw him back awhile, but he returned to his work undefeated.
The book was due in the autumn. Summer was passing, and his publisher urgent, andhe said to me, when after a longish interval I calledManallace had chosen this time, of all, to take a holiday. He was not pleased with Manallace, once his indefatigable aide, but now dilatory, and full of time-wasting objections. Lady Castorley had noticed it, too.
Meantime, with Lady Castorleys help, he himself was doing the best he could to expedite the book; but Manallace had mislaid (did I think through jealousy?) some essential stuff which had been dictated to him. And Lady Castorley wrote Manallace, who had been delayed by a slight motor accident abroad, that the fret of waiting was prejudicial to her husbands health. Manallace, on his return from the Continent, showed me that letter.
He has fretted a little, I believe, I said.
Manallace shuddered. If I stay abroad, Im helping to kill him. If I help him to hurry up the book, Im expected to kill him. She knows, he said.
Youre mad. Youve got this thing on the brain.
I have not! Look here! You remember that Gleeag gave me from four to six, twice a week, to work with him. She called them the sacred hours. You heard her? Well, they are! They are Gleeags and hers. But shes so infernally plain, and Im such a fool, it took me weeks to find it out.
Thats their affair, I answered. It doesnt prove she knows anything about the Chaucer.
She does! He told her everything that he had told me when I was pumping him, all those years. She put two and two together when the thing came out. She saw exactly how I had set my traps. I know it! Shes been trying to make me admit it.
What did you do?
Didnt understand what she was driving at, of course. And then she asked Gleeag, before me, if he didnt think the delay over the book was fretting Sir Alured. He didnt think so. He said getting it out might deprive him of an interest. He had that much decency. Shes the devil!
What do you suppose is her game, then?
If Castorley knows hes been had, itll kill him. Shes at me all the time, indirectly, to let it out. Ive told you she wants to make it a sort of joke between us. Gleeags willing to wait. He knows Castorleys a dead man. It slips out when they talk. They say He was, not He is. Both of em know it. But she wants him finished sooner.
I dont believe it. What are you going to do?
What can I? Im not going to have him killed, though.
Manlike, he invented compromises whereby Castorley might be lured up by-paths of interest, to delay publication. This was not a success. As autumn advanced Castorley fretted more, and suffered from returns of his distressing colics. At last, Gleeag told him that he thought they might be due to an overlooked gallstone working down. A second comparatively trivial operation would eliminate the bother once and for all. If Castorley cared for another opinion, Gleeag named a surgeon of eminence. And then, said he, cheerily, the two of us can talk you over. Castorley did not want to be talked over. He was oppressed by pains in his side, which, at first, had yielded to the liver-tonics Gleeag prescribed; but now they stayedlike a toothachebehind everything. He felt most at ease in his bedroom-study, with his proofs round him. If he had more pain than he could stand, he would consider the second operation. Meantime Manallacethe meticulous Manallace, he called himagreed with him in thinking that the Mentzel page-facsimile, done by the Sunnapia Library, was not quite good enough for the great book, and the Sunnapia people were, very decently, having it re-processed. This would hold things back till early spring, which had its advantages, for he could run a fresh eye over all in the interval.
One gathered these news in the course of stray visits as the days shortened. He insisted on Manallace keeping to the sacred hours, and Manallace insisted on my accompanying him when possible. On these occasions he and Castorley would confer apart for half an hour or so, while I listened to an unendurable clock in the drawing-room. Then I would join them and help wear out the rest of the time, while Castorley rambled. His speech, now, was often clouded and uncertainthe result of the liver-tonics; and his face came to look like old vellum.
It was a few days after Christmasthe operation had been postponed till the following Fridaythat we called together. She met us with word that Sir Alured had picked up an irritating little winter cough, due to a cold wave, but we were not, therefore, to abridge our visit. We found him in steam perfumed with Friars Balsam. He waved the old Sunnapia facsimile at us. We agreed that it ought to have been more worthy. He took a dose of his mixture, lay back and asked us to lock the door. There was, he whispered, something wrong somewhere. He could not lay his finger on it, but it was in the air. He felt he was being played with. He did not like it. There was something wrong all round him. Had we noticed it? Manallace and I severally and slowly denied that we had noticed anything of the sort.
With no longer break than a light fit of coughing, he fell into the hideous, helpless panic of the sickthose worse than captives who lie at the judgment and mercy of the hale for every office and hope. He wanted to go away. Would we help him to pack his Gladstone? Or, if that would attract too much attention in certain quarters, help him to dress and go out? There was an urgent matter to be set right, and now that he had The Title and knew his own mind it would all end happily and he would be well again. Please would we let him go out, just to speak tohe named her; he named her by her little name out of the old Neminaka days? Manallace quite agreed, and recommended a pull at the liver-tonic to brace him after so long in the house. He took it, and Manallace suggested that it would be better if, after his walk, he came down to the cottage for a week-end and brought the revise with him. They could then re-touch the last chapter. He answered to that drug and to some praise of his work, and presently simpered drowsily. Yes, it was goodthough he said it who should not. He praised himself awhile till, with a puzzled forehead and shut eyes, he told us that she had been saying lately that it was too goodthe whole thing, if we understood, was too good. He wished us to get the exact shade of her meaning. She had suggested, or rather implied, this doubt. She had saidhe would let us draw our own inferencesthat the Chaucer find had anticipated the wants of humanity. Johnson, of course. No need to tell him that. But what the hell was her implication? Oh God! Life had always been one long innuendo! And she had said that a man could do anything with anyone if he saved him the trouble of thinking. What did she mean by that? He had never shirked thought. He had thought sustainedly all his life. It wasnt too good, was it? Manallace didnt think it was too gooddid he? But this pick-pick-picking at a mans brain and work was too bad, wasnt it? What did she mean? Why did she always bring in Manallace, who was only a friendno scholar, but a lover of the gameEh?Manallace could confirm this if he were here, instead of loafing on the Continent just when he was most needed.
Ive come back, Manallace interrupted, unsteadily. I can confirm every word youve said. Youve nothing to worry about. Its your findyour credityour glory andall the rest of it.
Swear youll tell her so then, said Castorley. She doesnt believe a word I say. She told me she never has since before we were married. Promise!
Manallace promised, and Castorley added that he had named him his literary executor, the proceeds of the book to go to his wife. All profits without deduction, he gasped. Big sales if its properly handled. You dont need money . . . . Graydonll trust you to any extent. It ud be a long . . .
He coughed, and, as he caught breath, his pain broke through all the drugs, and the outcry filled the room. Manallace rose to fetch Gleeag, when a full, high, affected voice, unheard for a generation, accompanied, as it seemed, the clamour of a beast in agony, saying: I wish to God someone would stop that old swine howling down there! I cant . . . I was going to tell you fellows that it would be a dam long time before Graydon advanced me two quid.
We escaped together, and found Gleeag waiting, with Lady Castorley, on the landing. He telephoned me, next morning, that Castorley had died of bronchitis, which his weak state made it impossible for him to throw off. Perhaps its just as well, he added, in reply to the condolences I asked him to convey to the widow. We might have come across something we couldnt have coped with.
Distance from that house made me bold.
You knew all along, I suppose? What was it, really?
Malignant kidney-troublegeneralised at the end. No use worrying him about it. We let him through as easily as possible. Yes! A happy release. . What? . . . Oh! Cremation. Friday, at eleven.
There, then, Manallace and I met. He told me that she had asked him whether the book need now be published; and he had told her this was more than ever necessary, in her interests as well as Castorleys.
She is going to be known as his widowfor a while, at any rate. Did I perjure myself much with him?
Not explicitly, I answered.
Well, I have nowwith herexplicitly, said he, and took out his black gloves. . . .
As, on the appointed words, the coffin crawled sideways through the noiselessly-closing doorflaps, I saw Lady Castorleys eyes turn towards Gleeag.
THAT which is marred at birth Time shall not mend, Nor water out of bitter well make clean; A11 evil thing returneth at the end, Or elseway walketh in our blood unseen. Whereby the more is sorrow in certaine Dayspring mishandled cometh not againe.
To-bruized be that slender, sterting spray
Noontide repayeth never morning-bliss |
SHE did not know that she was dead, But, when the pang was oer, Sat down to wait her Masters tread Upon the Golden Floor
With ears full-cock and anxious eyes,
Persons with Haloes, Harps, and Wings
There was one step along the Stair
And she explained with flattened ear,
Suddenfar down, the Bridge of Ghosts
She left them wondering what to do,
Flushing the Cherubs everywhere, . . . . .Said:Have you any here That saved a fool from drunkenness, And a coward from his fear?
That turned a soul from dark to day
Enter and look, said Peter then,
Neither by virtue, speech nor art
Neither by beauty nor belief
Enter and look, said Peter then,
Then flew Dinah from under the Chair, |
After the War, the two men joined forces on four thousand pounds capital; a dozen young veterans of Messines; a lease of some sheds in a London suburb, and a collection of second-hand lathes and stampers. They gave out that they were ready to make anything for anybody.
A South African mine-manager asked about a detachable arrangement on a drill-head, which he could not buy in open market for less than four shillings and sevenpence wholesale. Marden considered the drawings, cut down the moving parts a half. Burnea made an astonished machine undertake strange duties, and by the time he had racked it to bits, they were delivering the article at one shilling and tenpence. A newly opened mine on a crest of the Andes, where llamas were, for the moment, cheaper than lorries, needed metal stiffenings and clips for pack-saddles (drawing enclosed). The first model went back in a month. In another fortnight the order was filled, with improvements. At the end of their first year, an Orinoco dredging concern, worried over some barges which did not handle auriferous sludge as they ought; and a wild-cat proposition on a New Guinea beach where natives treated detonating capsules with contempt; were writing their friends that you could send Burnea and Marden the roughest sketches of what you wanted, because they understood them.
So the firm flourished. The young veterans drove the shifts ten hours a day; the versatile but demoralised machinery was displaced by sterner stuff; and their third years profits ran into five figures. Then Burnea, who had the financial head, died of pulmonary trouble, a by-product of gas-poison, and left Marden his share of the Works, plus thirty-six thousand pounds all on fixed deposit in a Bank, because the head of one of its branches had once been friendly with him in a trench. The Works were promptly enlarged, and Marden worked fourteen hours a day instead of twelve, and, to save time, followed Burneas habit of pushing money which he did not need into the same Bank at the same meek rate of interest. But, for the look of the thing, he hired a genuine financial secretary, who was violently affected when John explained the firms theory of investments, and recommended some alterations which Marden was too busy to attend to. Six months later, there fell on him three big contracts, which surpassed his dreams of avarice. At this point he took what sleep was forced on him in a cot in Burneas old office. At this point, too, Jerry Floyd, ex-Sergeant of Sappers at Messines, and drawing eighteen pounds a week with irregular bonuses, struck loudly.
Whats the matter with your job, Jerry? John asked.
Taint a jobthats all. My machines do everything for me except strike. Ive got to do that, said Jerry with reproach.
Soft job. Stick to it, John counselled.
Stick to bloomin what? Turnin two taps and fiddlin three levers? Get a girl to do it for you. Repetition-work! Im fed up!
Take ten days leave, you fool, said John; which Jerry did, and was arrested for exceeding the speed-limit through angry gipsies at Brough horse-fair. John Marden went to bed behind his office as usual, andwithout warningsuffered a night so memorable that he looked up the nearest doctor in the Directory, and went to see him. Being inarticulate, except where the Works were concerned, he explained that he felt as though he had got the humpwas stale, fed-up, and so forth. He thought, perhaps, he might have been working a bit too hard; but he said not a word of the horror, the blackness, the loss of the meaning of things, the collapses at the end, the recovery and retraversing of the circle of that nights Inferno; nor how it had waked up a certain secret dread which he had held off him since demobilisation.
Cant you rest a bit? asked the doctor, whose real interests were renal calculi.
Ive never tried.
Havent you any hobbies orfriends, then?
Except the Works, none.
Nothingmore important in your life?
Johns face was answer enough. No! No! But whatll I do? Whatll I do? he asked wildly. II have never been like this before!
Ill give you a sedative, but you must slack off, and divert your mind. Yes! Thats it. Divert your mind.
John went back to the Works, and strove to tell his secretary something about the verdict. The man was perfunctorily sympathetic, but what he wanted John to understand (he seemed at the other end of the world as he spoke) was that, owing to Johns ignorance of finance, the whole of the Works stood as Johns personal property. So that, if John died, they would be valued and taxed thirty or forty er cent for death-duties, and that would cripple things badly. Not a minute should be lost before turning the concern into a chain of companies. He had the scheme drafted. It would need but a couple of days study. John looked at the papers, listened to the explanation, stared at a calendar on the wall, and heard himself speaking as from the bottom of a black, cold crater:
It dont mean anythinghalf a million or three quarters ororor anything. Oh sorry! Its gone up like the Ridge, and Im a dud, you know.
Then he returned to his expensive flat, which the same secretary had taken for him a year before, and prepared to do nothing for a month except to think upon the night he had passed in Burneas old office, and to expect, and get, others like it. A few men cameonce eachgrinned at him, told him to buck up, and went on to their own concerns. He was ministered to by his ex-batman, Corporal Vincent Shingle, systematically a peculator, intermittently a drunkard, and emphatically a liar. Twiceonce underground, where he had penetrated with a thermos full of hot coffee, and a piece of gallery had sat down on him; and once at Bailleul, when the lunatics of the local asylum were let out, and he was chased by a homicidal maniac with a thigh-boneMarden had saved Shingles life. Twiceonce out of the crumbling rim of a crater; and once by the slack of his breeches, when a whiff of gas dropped him over the mouth of a shafthe had saved Mardens. Therefore, he came along with the rest of the Messines veterans to the Works, whence Jerry Floyd kicked him into space at the end of the first month. Upon this, he returned to John Mardens personal service and the study of Johns private correspondence and most intimate possessions. As he explained to Probert, the janitor of the flats, the night after the doctor had spoken
The ole game of gettin-on is to save your bloke trouble. E dont know it, but I do is ome work for im while e makes money for me at is office. Na-o! E dont spend it on me. That I ave to do meself. But I dont grudge the labour.
Then whats e been seein the doctor about? said Probert, who had an impure mind.
Cause es got what Jerry Floyd ad. Es fed up with repetition-work and richness. Ive watched it comin on. Its the same as we used to ave it in the Warbut tother way round. You cant mistake.
Whats goin to appen?
Gawd knows! Im standin to. The doctor as told im to lie off everythin for a monthin one motion. If you stop runnin machinery without slowin er down, shell lift erself off the bedplate. Ive seen so with pumps.
But machinery suddenly arrested has no resources in itself. Human mechanism under strain finds comfort in a drink or two. Running about in cars with no definite object bored John Marden as much as drumming under the clouds in aeroplanes; theatres made him think impotently of new gadgets for handling the scenery, or extracting opera-glasses from their clips; cards and golf ended in his counting the pips in his hand, or the paces between shot and shot; whereas drinks softened the outlines of things, if not at once, then after a little repetition-work.
The result came when a Fear leaped out of the goose-fleshed streets of London between the icy shop-fronts, and drove John to his flat. He argued that it must have been a chill, and fortified himself against it so resolutely that an advertisement, which had caught the tail-end of his eye, stood up before him in the shape of a full-sized red and white bullock, dancing in a tea-cup. It was succeeded a few days later by a small dog, pressed against the skirting-board of his rooman inky, fat horror with a pink tongue, crouched in the attitude of a little beast he had often watched at Mr. Williams fashionable West End pet-shop, where dogs lived in excelsior-floored cubicles, appealing to the passers-by. It began. as a spreading blurr, which morning after morning became more definite. It was better than the ox in the tea-cup, till it was borne in on John Marden one dawn that, if It crawled out into the centre of the room, the Universe would crash down on him. He wondered till he sweated, dried and broke out again, what would happen to him then, and how suicides were judged. After a drink or two, he became cunning and diplomatic withof all experts in the worldhis batman, to whom he told the tale of a friend who saw things. The result was tabulated that afternoon in the basement, where Shingle and Probert were drinking his whisky.
Well,now were arrivin at objective A, said Shingle. I knew last week ed begun seein em, cause e couldnt turn is eyes out o corners. O course, e says its overtook a friend of is.
Reasonable enough, said Probert. We all keep that friend.
Lets get down to figures, Shingle went on. Two bottles is is weeks whack. An we know e dont use cocktails. Well; that dont make much moren four drinks a day. You cant get nothin special on that issuenot in nature.
Women also?, Probert suggested.
Be-e damned! I know there aint. No. Its a black dawg. Thats neither ere nor there. But, if it comes out into the room, is pore friend ll go off is rocker. That is objective B.
Ye-es, said Probert. Ive ad em too. What about it?
Im askin you if reel dawgs are allowed in the flats. Are they? said Shingle.
Probert dismissed the matter loftily.
As between us! he began. Dont stay awake for it! Ive sanctioned kittens in two flats this spring. Whats the game?
Air o the dog that bit im, Shingle answered. I mean is pore friend!
What about small-arms in is possession, said Probert. You know.
Ony is pistol, an ell ave a proper unt for that. Now mind you dont go back on what you said about keepin dawgs ere.
Shingle went off, dressed in most items out of his masters wardrobe, with the pawnticket for his masters revolver in his pocket.
Johns state was less gracious. He was walking till he should tire himself out and his brain would cease to flinch at every face that looked so closely at him because he was going mad. If he walked for two hours and a half without halt, round and round the Parks, he might drug his mind by counting his paces till the rush of numbers would carry on awhile after he finished. At seven oclock he re-entered the flat, and stared at his feet, while he raced through numbers from eleven thousand up. When he lifted his eyes, the black Thing he expected was pressed against the skirting-board. The tonic the doctor had prescribed stood on a table. He drew the cork with his teeth, and gulped down to the first mark on the glass. He fancied he heard small, thumping sounds. Turning, it seemed to him that the Thing by the wall was working outwards.
Then there were two John Mardensone dissolved by terror; the other, a long way off, detached, but as much in charge of him as he used to be of his underground shift at Messines.
Its coming out into the room, roared the first. Now youve got to go mad! Your pistolbefore you make an exhibition of yourself!
Call it, you fool! Call it! the other commanded.
Come along! Good dog! Come along! John whispered.
Slowly, ears pressed to head, the inky blurr crawled across the parquet on to the rug.
Go-ood doggie. Come along, then! John held out a clenched fist and felt, he thought, a touch of hell-fire that would have sent him through the window, except for the second John, who said:
Right! All right! A cold nose is the sign of a well dog. Its all right! Its alive!
No. Its come alive! shouted the first. Itll grow like the bullock in the cup! Pistol, you!
Nonoalive! Quite alive! the other interrupted. Its licking your fist, andnff!its made a mess in the corneron the polished three-eighth-inch oak-parquet, set on cement with brick archings. Shovel!Not pistol! Get the shovel, you ass!
Then, John Marden repeated aloud:
Yes. Its made a mess. Ill get the shovelshovelsteelnickel-handledone. Oh, you filthy little beast!
He reached among the fire-irons and did what was necessary. The small thing, flat, almost, as a postage-stamp, crawled after him. It was sorry, it whimpered. Indeed, it had been properly brought up, but circumstances had been too much for it, and it apologisedon its back. John stirred it with a toe. Feeling its amends had been accepted, it first licked and then rapturously bit his shoe.
Its a dog right enough, said John. He lifted a cracked voice and called aloud:
There is a dog here! I mean theres a dog here.
As he remembered himself and leaned towards the bell-push, Shingle entered from the bedroom, where he had been laying out dinner-kit, with a story of some badly washed shirts that seemed on his mind.
But theres a dog said John.
Oh, yes! Now that John mentioned it, a pup had arrived at 5.15 P.M.brought over from the dog-shop by Mr. Wilham himself who, having observed Captain Mardens interest in his windows, had taken the liberty of sending on approvalprice fifteen guineasone Dinah, jet black Aberdeen of the dwarf type, aged five months and a fortnight, with pedigree attached to Mr. Wilhams letter (on the mantelpiece, left when Mr. Wilham found Captain Marden was not at home, sir) and which would confirm all the above statements. Shingle took his time to make everything clear, speaking in a tone that no man of his acquaintance had ever heard. He broke back often to the badly washed shirts, which somehow. John found comforting. The pup ceased to grovel.
Wilham was right about er breedin. Not a white air on er! An look at er boo-som frills! said Shingle voluptuously.
Dinah, ears just prickable, sat on the floor between them, looking like a bandy-legged bat.
But one cant keep dogs in these flats. Its forbidden, isnt it? John asked.
Me an the janitor ll arrange that. Probertll come in andy to take er walks, too. Shingle mused aloud.
But I dont know anything about dogs.
Shell look after all that. Shes a bitch, you see, sir. An so thatll be all right.
Shingle went back to the evening-kit.
John and Dinah faced each other before the fire. His feet, as he sat, were crossed at the ankles. Dinah moved forward to the crotch thus presented, jammed her boat-nosed head into it up to the gullet, pressed down her chin till she found the exact angle that suited her, tucked her forelegs beneath her, grunted, and went to sleep, warm and alive. When John moved, she rebuked him, and Shingle, ten minutes later, found him thus immobilised.
Hsh! said John.
But Dinah was awake and said so.
Oh! Thats it, is it? Shingle grinned. She knows oos what already.
How dyou mean? John asked.
She knows where I come in. Shes yours. Ive got to look after er. Thats all. Tisnt as if she was a dog-pup.
Yes, but what am I to do about her?
We-ell, o course, you must be careful you dont mix up with others. Shes just the right age for distemper. Shell ave to be took out on the lead. An then therell be er basket an sundries.
John Marden did not attend, because in the corner, close to the skirting-board, lay That Other, who had borne him company for the past few days.
Shelooks like a good ratter, he stammered.
Id forgot that. Ere! Young lady! said Shingle, following the line of Johns eye. Ave you ever eard anything about rats?
Dinah rose at once and signified that she hadlots.
Thats it, then! Rrrats! Rrats, ducky! Rrrout em out!
She in turn followed the hint of Shingles hand, scuttled to the corner indicated, and said what she would have done had enemies been present. When she trotted back, That Other took shape again behind her, but John felt relieved.
Now about dinner, sir! said Shingle. Its er first night at ome. Twouldnt do to disappoint er, would it?
Bring something up here then, said John. Ill dress now.
On Shingles departure he rose and, followed by an interested Dinah, trod, not for the first time, firmly in the corners of his room. Then he went to dress. Dinah backed against the bath, the wisdom of centuries in her little solemn mask, till Johns fluttering shirt-tails broke it all up. She leaped, grabbed them, and swung into Johns calves. John kicked back. She retired under the bulge of the porcelain and told him what she thought of him. He sat down and laughed. She scolded till he dropped a stud, and the two hunted for it round the cork mat, and he was just able to retrieve it from between her teeth. Both sat down to meat, a little warm and dishevelled. That Other watched them, but did not insist, though Dinah backed into him twice.
Ive made a tempry collar and lead off Probert. Ill take er for er last walk, Shingle announced when he had cleared away.
You will not, said John. Give em to me.
The upshot was some strenuous exercise in the Mall, when Dinah, to whom night and London were new, lassoed John twice and a stranger once, besides nearly choking when she was snatched from under the wheels of a car. This so saddened her that she sat down, and had to be brought home, languidly affectionate, in a taxi. As John said, the adventure showed she would not be afraid of cars.
Theres nothin that young womans afraid of, cept not bein made much of, Shingle replied. Green ud suit er better than red in collars. But I expect youll do your own buyin, sir.
I will. You get the dog-biscuit, said John.
Puppy-biscuit! said Shingle, deeply shocked, and he mentioned the only brand. A pups like a childall stummick.
Going to bed was a riot. Dinah had no intention of being left out, and when John moved a foot, tried to chew down to it through the blankets till she was admitted. Shingle, with the shaving-water, would have given her her walk before breakfast next morning; but John took the duty, and she got muddy and had to be cleaned and dried on her return. Then, at Shingles reminder, came the shopping expedition. John bought a green collar for Sunday, and a red for weekdays; two ditto leads; one wicker basket with green baize squab; two brushes; one toothed comb and one curry; andShingle sent him out again for thesepills, alterative, tonic, and antithelmintic. Ungrateful Dinah chewed the baskets varnished rim, ripped the bowels out of the squab, nipped Mardens inexperienced fingers as he gave her her first pill, and utterly refused to be brushed.
Gawd! said the agile Shingle, who was helping. Mother used to say a child was a noosance. Twins aint in it with you, Dinah. An now I suppose youll ave to show em all off in your car.
Johns idea had been a walk down the Mall, but Shingle dwelt on the dangers of distemper and advised Richmond Park in, since rain was likely, the limousine. Dinah condescended a little when it came round, but hopped up into the right-hand seat, and gave leave to get under way. When they reached the Park she was so delighted that she clean forgot her name, and John chivvied her, shouting till she remembered. Shingle had put up a lunch, for fear, he explained, of hotels where ladies brought infectious Pekes, flown over for them by reprobate lovers in the Air Service; and after a couple of hours bounding through bracken, John appreciated the half-bottle of Burgundy that went with it. On their return, all Dinahs wordly pose dropped. I am, she sniffed, but a small pup with a large nose. Let me rest it on your breast and dont you stop loving me for one minute. So John slept too, and the chauffeur trundled them back at five oclock.
Pubs? Probert demanded out of a corner of his mouth when John had gone indoors.
Not in ther least, said Shingle. Accordin to our taxi-man(Shingle did not love Johns chauffeur)Women and Song was is game. E says you ought to ave eard im owling after er. Ell be out in his own Hizzer-Swizzer in a week.
Thats your business. But what about my commission on the price? You dont expect me to sanction dawgs ere for nothin? Come on! Its all found money for you.
John went drowsily up in the lift and finished his doze. When he waked, That Other was in his corner, but Shingle had found two tennis balls, with which Dinah was playing the Eton Wall Game by herself up and down the skirting-boardpushing one with her nose, patting the other along with her paws, right through That Others profiles.
That shows shes been kitten-trained, said Shingle. Ill bring up the janitors and make sure.
But the janitors kitten had not been pup-trained and leaped on the table, to make sure. Dinah followed. It took all hands ten minutes to clear up the smashed glass of siphon, tumbler, and decanter, in case she cut her feet. The aftermath was reaped by a palpitating vacuum-cleaner, which Dinah insisted was hostile.
When she and John and That Other in the corner sat it out after dinner, she discovered gifts of conversation. In the intervals of gossip she would seek and nose both balls about the room, then return to Johns foot, lay her chin over it, and pick up where she had left off, in eloquent whimperings.
Does she want anything? he asked Shingle.
Nothin, excep not to be out of your mind for a minute. Ow about a bone now, Dinah? Out came her little pink tongue, sideways, there was a grunt and a sneeze, and she pirouetted gaily before the serving-man.
Come downstairs, then, he said.
Bring it up here! said John, sweeping aside Shingles views on Bokhara rugs. This was messytill Dinah understood that bones must be attended to on newspapers spread for that purpose.
These things were prelude to a month of revelations, in which Dinah showed herself all that she was, and more, since she developed senses and moods for John only. She was by turns, and in places, arrogant, imbecile, coy, forthcoming, jealous, exacting, abject, humourous, or, apparently, stone-cold, but in every manifestation adorable, and to be attended to before drinks. Shingle, as necessary to her comfort, stood on the fringe of her favours, but John was her Universe. And for her, after four weeks, he found himself doing what he had never done since Messines. He sang sentimental dittieson his awful topnotes Dinah would join insuch as:
Oh, show me a liddle where to find a rose To give to ma honey chi-ile! Oh, show me a liddle where my love goes An Ill follow her all de while! |
At which she would caper, one ear up and one a quarter down. Then:
Ma love she gave me a kiss on de mouf, An how can I let her go-o? And Ill follow her norf, and Ill follow her souf Because I love her so! |
Oo-ooo I Oooo! Dinah would wail to the ceiling.
And then came calamity, after a walk in the Green Park, and Shingle said:I told you so. Dinah went off her feed, shivered, stared, ran at the nose, grew gummy round the eyes, and coughed.
Ye-es, said Shingle, rubbing his chin above her. The better the breed, the worse they cop it. Oh, damn the ole Air Force! Itll be a day-and-night job, Im thinkin. Look up a Vet in the Directory? Gawd! No! This is distemper. I know a Canine Specialist and
He went to the telephone without asking leave.
The Canine Specialist was duly impressed by John and his wealth, and more effectively by Shingle. He laid down rules of nursing and diet which the two noted in duplicate, and split into watches round the clock.
She as worked like a charm itherto, Shingle confided to Probert, whose wife cooked for Dinahs poor appetite. Shes jerked im out of isself proper. But if anythin appens to er now, itll be all Messines over again for im.
Did e cop it bad there, then?
Once, to my knowledge. I eard im before e went underground prayin that is cup might parse. It ad come over im in an eap. Ye-es! It appensit appens, as mother used to say when we was young.
Then its up to you to see nothing happens this time.
Looks it! But shes as jealous as a school teacher over im. Pore little bitch! Aint it odd, though? She knows ow to play Weepin Agnes with im as well as a woman! But shes cured im of lookin in corners, an es been damnin me something like olesome.
John, indeed, was unendurably irritable while Dinahs trouble was increasing. He slept badly at first, then too heavily, between watches, and fussed so much that Shingle suggested Turkish baths to recover his tone. But Dinah grew steadily worse, till there was one double watch which Shingle reported to Probert as a fair curiosity. I eard im Our Fatherin in the bath-room when e come off watch and she adnt conked out.
Presently there was improvement, followed by relapse, and grave talk of possible pneumonia. That passed, too, but left a dreadful whimpering weakness, till one day she chose to patter back to life with her scimitar tail going like an egg-whisk. During her convalescence she had discovered that her sole concern was to love John Marden unlimitedly; to follow him pace by pace when he moved; to sit still and worship him when he stopped; to flee to his foot when he took a chair; to defend him loudly against enemies, such as cats and callers; to confide in, cherish, pet, cuddle, and deify without cease; and, failing that, to mount guard over his belongings. Shingle bore it very well.
Yes, I know you! he observed to her one morning when she was daring him to displace Johns pyjamas from their bed. Id be no good to you unless I was a puppy-biscuit. An yet I did ave an and in pullin you through, you pukka little bitch, you.
For some while she preferred cars to her own feet, and her wishes were gratified, especially in the Hizzer-Swizzer which, with John at the wheelyou do not drink when you drive Hizzer-Swizzerssuited her. Her place was at his left elbow, nose touching his sleeve, until the needle reached fifty, when she had to throw it up and sing aloud. Thus, she saw much of summer England, but somehow did not recover her old form, in spite of Shingles little doses of black coffee and sherry.
John felt the drag of the dull, warm days too and went back to the Works for half a week, where he sincerely tried to find out what his secretary meant by plans for reorganisation. It sounded exactly like words, but conveyed nothing. Then he spent a night like that first one after Jerry Floyd had struck, and tried to deal with it by the same means; but found himself dizzily drunk almost before he began.
The fuse was advanced, Shingle chuckled to Probert. E was like a boy with is first pipe. An a virgins ead in the mornin! That shows the success of me treatment. But a man as to think of is own interests once-awhile. Its time for me Bank Oliday.
You an your olidays. Aint your bloke got any will of is own?
Not yet. Es still on the dole. Urry your Mrs. P. up with our medical comforts.
That was Dinahs beef-tea, and very good. But if you mix with it a few grains of a certain stuff, little dogs wont touch it.
Shes off er feed again, said Shingle despairingly to John, whose coaxings were of no avail.
Change is what you want, said Shingle to her under his breath. Taint fair to keep a dawg in town in summer. I aint sayin anythin against the flat.
Whats all that? said John. Shingles back was towards him.
I said I wasnt sayin anythin against the flat, sir. A man can doss down anywhere
Doss? I pay eight hundred a year for the thing!
But its different with dawgs, sir, was all I was going to remark. Furnitures no treat to them.
She stays with me, John snapped, while Dinah tried to explain how she had been defrauded of her soup.
Of course she staystill she conks out. Shingle removed the bowl funereally. . . .
No, I ave not pulled it off at one go, he said to Probert. If you ad jest finished with seein dawgs in corners, you wouldnt want to crash into society at a minutes notice, either. Youd think a bit beforeand an look round for a dry dug-out. Thats what were doin.
Two days later, he dropped a word that he had a sister in the country, married to a cowkeeper, who took in approved lodgers. If anyone doubted the merits of the establishment, the Hizzer-Swizzer could get there in two hours, and make sure. It did so, and orders were given for the caravan to start next day, that not a moment might be lost in restoring Dinah.
She hopped out into a world of fields full of red and white bullocks, who made her (and John) flinch a little; and rabbits always on the edge of being run down. There was, too, a cat called Ginger, evidently used to dogs; and a dusty old collie, Jock, whom she snapped into line after five abject minutes.
It suits er, Shingle pronounced. The worst shell catch off Jock is fleas. Fairy Anne! Ive brought the Keatings.
Dinah left Jock alone. Ginger, who knew all about rats and rabbits, was more to her mind, and those two ladies would work together along the brookside on fine, and through the barns on wet, mornings, chaperoned by John and a nobby stick. She was bitten through the nose at her first attempt, but said nothing about it at the time, nor when she laid out the disinterred corpse in his bedroomtill she was introduced to iodine.
The afternoons were given to walks which began with a mighty huntress before her lord, standing on hind legs at every third bound to overlook the tall September grass, and ended with a trailing pup, who talked to John till he picked her up, laid her across his neck, a pair of small feet in each hand, and carried her drowsily licking his right cheek.
For evenings, there were great games. Dinah had invented a form of footer with her tennis ball. John would roll it to her, and she returned it with her nose, as straight as a die, till she thought she had lulled him into confidence. Then angle and pace would change, and John had to scramble across the room to recover and shoot it back, if possible past her guard. Or she would hide (cheating like a child, the while) till he threw it into a corner, and she stormed after it, slipped, fetched up against the skirting-board and swore. Last of all came the battle for the centre of the bed; the ferocious growling onsets; the kisses on the nose; the grunt of affectionate defeat and the soft jowl stretched out on his shoulder.
With all these preoccupations and demands, Johns days slipped away like blanks beneath a stamping-machine. But, somehow, he picked up a slight cold one Sunday, and Shingle, who had been given the evening off with a friend, had reduced the neglected whisky to a quarter bottle. John eked it out with hot water, sugar, and three aspirins, and told Dinah that she might play with Ginger while he kept himself housed.
He was comfortably perspiring at 7 P.M., when he dozed on the sofa, and only woke for Sunday cold supper at eight. Dinah did not enter with it, and Shingles sister, who had small time-sense, said that she had seen her with Ginger mousing in the wash-house just now. So he did not draw the house for her till past nine; nor finish his search of the barns, flashing his torch in all corners, till later. Then he hurried to the kitchen and told his tale.
Sheve been wired, said the cowman. Sheve been poaching along with Ginger, an sheve been caught in a rabbit-wire. Ginger wouldnt never be caughttwice. Its different with dogs as cats. Thats it. Wired.
Where, think you?
All about the woods somewheresames Jock did when e were young. But e give tongue, so I dug im out.
At the sound of his name, the old ruffian pushed his head knee-high into the talk.
Shed answer me from anywhere, said John.
Then youd best look for her. Id go with e, but its foot-washins for me to-night. An take you a graf along. Ill tell Shingle to sit up till you come back. E aint ome yet.
Shingles sister passed him a rabbiting-spade out of the wash-house, and John went forth with three aspirins and some whisky inside him, and all the woods and fields under the stars to make choice of. He felt Jocks nose in his hand and appealed to him desperately.
Its Dinah! Go seek, boy! Its Dinah! Seek!
Jock seemed unconcerned, but he slouched towards the brook, and turned through wet grasses while John, calling and calling, followed him towards a line of hanging woods that clothed one side of the valley. Stumps presently tripped him, and John fell several times but Jock waited. Last, for a long while, they quartered a full-grown wood, with the spotlight of his torch making the fallen stuff look like coils of half-buried wire between the Lines. He heard a church clock strike eleven as he drew breath under the top of the rise, and wondered a little why a spire should still be standing. Then he remembered that this was England, and strained his ears to make sure that his calls were not answered. The collie nosed ground and moved on, evidently interested. John thought he heard a reply at last; plunged forward without using his torch, fell, and rolled down a steep bank, breathless and battered, into a darkness deeper than that of the woods. Jock followed him whimpering. He called. He heard Dinahs smothered whineswitched on the light and discovered a small cliff of sandstone ribbed with tree-roots. He moved along the cliff towards the sound, till his light showed him a miniature canon in its face, which he entered. In a few yards the cleft became a tunnel, buthe was calling softly nowthere was no doubt that Dinah lay somewhere at the end. He held on till the lowering roof forced him to knees and elbows and, presently, stomach. Dinahs whimper continued. He wriggled forward again, and his shoulders brushed either side of the downward-sloping way. Then every forgotten or hardly-held-back horror of his two years underground-work returned on him with the imagined weight of all earth overhead.
A handful of sand dropped from the roof and crumbled between his neck and coat-collar. He had but to retire an inch or two and the pressure would be relieved, and he could widen the bottlenecked passage with his spade; but terror beyond all terrors froze him, even though Dinah was appealing somewhere a little ahead. Release came in a spasm and a wrench that drove him backward six feet like a prawn. Then he realised that it would be all to do again, and shook as with fever.
At last his jerking hand steadied on the handle of the spade. He poked it ahead of him, at halfarms length, and gingerly pared the sides of the tunnel, raking the sand out with his hands, and passing it under his body in the old way of the old work, till he estimated, by torchlight, that he might move up a little without being pinned again. By some special mercy the tunnel beyond the section he had enlarged grew wider. He followed on, flashed once more, and saw Dinah, her head pressed close to the right-hand side of it, her white-rimmed eyes green and set.
He pushed himself forward over a last pit of terror, and touched her. There was no wire, but a tough, thumb-shaped root, sticking out of the sand-wall, had hooked itself into her collar, sprung backwards and upwards, and locked her helplessly by the neck. His fingers trembled so at first that he could not follow the kinks of it. He shut his eyes, and humoured it out by touch, as he had done with wires and cables deep down under the Ridge; grabbed Dinah, and pushed himself back to the free air outside.
There he was sick as never he had been in all his days or nights. When he was faintly restored, he saw Dinah sitting beside Jock, wondering why her LoverKingand God did all these noisy things.
On his feet at last, he crawled out of the sandpit that had been a warren, badgers holt, and foxes larder for generations, and wavered homeward, empty as a drum, cut, bruised, bleeding, streaked with dirt and raffle that had caked where the sweat had dried on him, knees bending both ways, and eyes unable to judge distance. Nothing in his working past had searched him to these depths. But Dinah was in his arms, and it was she who announced their return to the stilllighted farm at the hour of 1 A.M.
Shingle opened the door, and without a word steered him into the wash-house, where the copper was lit. He began to explain, but was pushed into a tub of very hot water, with a blanket that came to his chin, and a drink of something or other at his lips. Afterwards he was helped upstairs to a bed with hot bricks in it, and there all the world, and Dinah licking his nose, passed from him for the rest of the night and well into the next day again. But Shingles sister was shocked when she saw his torn and filthy clothing thrown down in the wash-house.
Looks as if ed been spending a night between the Lines, dont it? her brother commented. Asnt alf sweated either. Three hours of it, Margret, an rainin on an off. Must ave been all Messines with im till e found er.
An e done it for is dog! What wouldnt e do for is woman! said she.
Yes. You would take it that way. Im thinkin about im.
Ooh! Look at the blood. E must ave cut isself proper.
I went over im for scratches before breakfast. Even the iodine didnt wake im. Got is tray ready?
Shingle bore it up, and Dinahs impenitent greeting of him roused her master.
She wasnt wired. She knew too much for that, were Johns first words. She was hung up by her collar in an old bury. Jock showed me, an I got her out. I fell about a bit, though. It was pitch-black; quite like old times.
He went into details between mouthfuls, and Dinah between mouthfuls corroborated.
So, you see, it wasnt her fault, John concluded.
Thats what they all say, Shingle broke in unguardedly.
Do they? That shows they know Ginger. Dinah, you arent to play with Ginger any more. Do you hear me?
She knew it was reproof, as she flattened beneath the hand that caressed it away.
Oh, and look here, Shingle, John sat up and stretched himself. Its about, time we went to work again. Perhaps youve noticed I have not been quite fit lately?
What with Dinah and all?ye-es, sira bit, Shingle assented.
Anyhow, Ive got it off the books now. Its behind me.
Very glad to ear it. Shall I fill the bath?
No. Well make our last nights boil do for to-day. Lay out some sort of town-kit while I shave. I expect my last nights rig is pretty well expended, isnt it?
There aint one complete scarecrow in the ole entire aggregate.
Dont wonder. Look here, Shingle, I was underground a full half-hour before I could get at her. I should have said there wasnt enough money top of earth to make me do that over again. But I did. Damn itI did! Didnt I, Dinah? Oh, show me a liddle where to find a rose. Get off the bed and fetch my slippers, young woman! To give to ma honey chi-ile. No; put em down; dont play with em!
He began to strop his razor, always a mystery to Dinah. Shingle, this is the most damnable Government that was ever pupped. Look here! If I die to-morrow, they take about a third of the cash out of the Works for Death-duties, counting four per cent. interest on the money from the time I begin to set. That means one-third of our working capital, which is doing something, will be dug out from under us, sos these dam politicians can buy more dole-votes with it. An Ive got to waste my thinkin time, which means making more employment(I say, this razor pulls like a road-scraper)Ive got to knock off my payin work and spend Heaven knows how many days reorganising into companies, so that we shant have our business knocked out if I go under. Its the time I grudge, Shingle. And weve got to make that up too, Dinah!
The rasp of the blade on the chin set her tail thumping as usual. When he was dressed, she went out to patronise Jock and Ginger by the barn, where Shingle picked her up later, with orders to jump into the Hizzer-Swizzer at once and return to duty. She made her regulation walk round him, one foot crossing the other, and her tongue out sideways.
Yes, thats all right, Dinah! Youre a bitch Youre all the bitch that ever was, but youre a useful bitch. Thats where you aint like some of em. Now come and say good-bye to your friends.
He took her to the kitchen to bid farewell to the cowman and his wife. The woman looked at her coldly as she coquetted with the man.
Shell get er come-uppance one of these days, she said when the car was reported.
What for? Shes as good a little thing as ever was. Twas Gingers fault, said the cowman.
I aint thinkin of her, she replied. Im thinkin she may ave started a fire that someone elsell warm at some fine day. It appensit appensas mother used to say when we was all young.
I have done mostly what most men do, And pushed it out of my mind; But I cant forget, if I wanted to, Four-Feet trotting behind.
Day after day, the whole day through
Now I must go by some other round, |
ERE the mothers milk had dried On my lips, the Brethren came Tore me from my nurses side, And bestowed on me a name
Infamously overtrue
Then they taught with palm and toe
Last, oppressing as oppressed,
Ancient and unbribeable,
And the World, that never knew, |
MEN, in war, will instinctively act as they have been taught to do in peacefor a certain time. The wise man is he who knows when that time is up. Mr. Morrison Haylock (Vertue and Pavey, Contractors, E.C.) did not know. But I give the tale, with a few omissions for decencys sake, from the pen of Christopher Mervyn, anciently a schoolmaster of an ancient foundation, and later Lieutenant in the 26th (Birdfanciers) Battalion, Welland and Withan Rifles, quartered at Blagstowe. He wrote, being then second Lieutenant:
. . . We older men have learned most. It is hard for anyone over thirty, with what he was used to think the rudiments of a mind, to absorb the mechanics of militarism. My Lieutenant, aged twenty-two, says to me:The more civilian rot a man has in his head, the less use he is as a subaltern. He is quite right. I make mistakes which, a year ago, I should have called a child of sixteen a congenital idiot for perpetrating. I am told so with oaths and curses and that sort of sarcasm (I recognise it now) which I used to launch at the heads of junior forms. So I die daily, but, I believe, am being slowly reborn... .
Macworth tells me he has told you of our little affair with Haylock, the unjust caterer, and that you propose to dress it up in the public interest. Dont! The undraped facts, as I shall give them to you, are far beyond anything in the range of your art. I suppose I ought to be ashamed of my share in the row, but I have dug up the remnant of my civilian conscience. It is quite impenitent.
. . . The awful food for which the officers mess pays six shillings a head! You say things are as bad in other messes under other contractors, but that is Satans own argumentthe arch-excuse for inefficiency. You are wise enough never to break bread with us, so I cant make you realise the extraordinary and composite vileness of our meals nor the knotted horrors of the AngloParisienne menusJambons à la Grecque, for instance, which are clods of rancid bacon on pats of green dirt, supposed to be spinach; or our deep yellow blancmange, daubed with pink sauce that tastes of cat. Food is the vital necessity to men in hard work. One comes to lunch and dinnerbreakfast is always a farcewith the primitive emotions, and when, week after week, the food is not only uneatable but actively poisonous, as our sardine savouries are, ones emotions become more than primitive. Im prepared to suffer for my country, but ptomaine poisoning isnt cricket!
As you know, our battalion is quartered in Blagstowe Gaol, a vast improvement on huts. We should have been quite content had they only given us prisoners food. We tried every remedy our civilian minds could suggest. We threatened our mess-steward, who was merely insolent. We pleaded and implored. We tried to write to the papers, but here the law of libel interfered. My platoon sergeant (hes a partner in Healey and Butts, solicitors) expounded it to us. The C.O. wrote officially to the directors of that infernal tripeshop, Haylock, Vertue, and Pavey. The rest of us weighed in with a round-robin. I composed it. Not half a bad bit of English either. We begged to have our army rations given us, simple of themselves, but by some devilish chicane they were all mixed up, we were told, in the Jambons à la Grecque and the catty blancmange and couldnt be dissected out. . . .
If a man is not properly fed, he automatically takes to drink. I didnt know this till I did. I steadily overdrank for a fortnight out of pure hunger. I can hold my liquor, but it isnt fair on the youngsters, my seniors. . . .
On account of some scare or other, we had to furnish pickets to hold up all cars on the London road, take owners names and addresses, and check drivers licences. My picket was at the south entrance to the town, close to the main gate of the Gaol, and out of pure zeal and bad temper, I had put up a barricade made of a scaffold-pole resting on a bakers cart at one end and on a cement barrel at the other. About nine oclock a natty little grey and black self-driven coupe came from Brighton way at the rate of knots. It didnt brake soon enough after the outlying sentry had warned it of my barricade, and so knocked my scaffoldingpole down. Very good dependence for a quarrel, even before the driver gave me his name, which he did at the top of his voice. He sat in the glare of his own electrics with an Old E.H.W. School tie on his false bosom, bawling: Im Haylock. Carry on, you men! I tell you, Im Haylock. He is one of the push-and-go typewith a lot of rib-fatnot semitic, but the flower of the Higher Counterjumpery, by Transatlantic out of Top-Hat. He was in a hurry; hustling I presume. I was monolithically military andglory be!he hadnt his licence on him. My duty as second Lieutenant was clear. No licence, no passage, and Come to the guard-room for examination. Then, to put it coarsely, he broke loose. In his pauses, Private Gillock, who poses as a wit, was stage-whispering me for leave to put a shot into his radiator. (The New Armies are horrid quick on the trigger.) I dismounted him from his wheel, detailed Gillock to drivehe mangled the gears consumedlyand ran the whole confection into the guard-room, which, when the Gaol we inhabit is at work, is the condemned cell. I was perfectly sober at the timeno thanks to Haylock and his minions. I was savage, though not murderous, from semi-starvation and indigestion. I was glad to have some means of honourably annoying him, but I assure you that not till the lock of the condemned cell clicked, and I realised that this purveyor of filthy delicatessen was at my mercy, did my real self wake up and sing. I went to the anteroom and told them that God had delivered to us Morrison Haylock. We all ran out to the condemned cell. No one spoke a word. That is how revolutions are made. I unlocked the door andcondemned cells are remorselessly lightedthere sat Haylock on the cot behind his flaming O.E.H.W. tie. At least, that was our united impression afterwards. As you know, its the deuce and all of a tie, invented to match that schools attitude towards life and taste and the Eternal Verities.
Anyhow, it fetched us up dead. We all looked at Mackworth, whos an O.E.H.W., though a very junior lieutenant. The door was shut; and its sound-tight for reasons connected with the last nights of the condemned. Mackworth took charge. He began What was your House at school? Haylock gave it with a smile. He thoughtbut he couldnt have reallythat hed fallen among friends. Whats your name? Mackworth went on in the prefectorial, which is the orderly-room, voice. Haylock gave that too, quite perkily. I expect his suborned press would call him breezy and genial.
Is it? said Mackworth. Then take that! and he smacked the brutes heada full open handed smite, just as one smacks a chap who isnt big enough to beat. It was sudden, I admit, but as inevitable as the highest art, and it carried conviction and atmosphere at once, for Haylock yapped and his hand went up to the hurt place absolutely on the old school lines. Then Norgate, who is a corn-factor in a solid way and my very rude Company Captain, pulled the hand down, and gave him another slap on the chops. Warrender and Blore, boys under twenty-two, but my seniors, followed, and I finished up with a judicial stinger. Someone said, There! in the very tone of virtuous youth (forgive the alliteration), and everyone felt that justice had been done. Even Haylock did, for all the grown-man dropped from him too, and he snuffled: Whats that for? Fat Norgate, who is forty if a day, stood in front of him with a ready hand and shouted: You jolly well know what its for.
To him, Haylock trying to put his tie and collar straight (how well one remembers the attitude!) No, I dont. And, anyhow, I cant be supposed to look after em all.
Norgate (triumphantly to the rest of us): That proves him a liar. He said he doesnt know what its for. Not one of us by the way had uttered a word about our grievance till then.
Me (ferociously clutching my sword in lieu of a cane): Haylock, youre a dirty little thief. I wasnt a second Lieutenant. I wasnt even a beak any more. I was just starving, outraged Boy.
Haylock (with equal directness): Ugh! Thats what you think, you big brute! I dont get much out of it. I wish to God I had never touched the rotten contracts.
Thats confession and avoidance, said my platoon sergeant, of Healey and Butts. Hed slipped in with us, professionally and gratuitously as he explained, to give legal colour to the proceedings. But we werent legal for the moment. Then Mackworth, whom we all regarded as head prefect in the matter, went on: Nobody asked you to touch em. You did it for your own beastly profits, and youve got to look after our grub properly or youll be toed all round the parade-ground.
I give the exact words. Then we all began to talk at once, each man recalling fragments of dreadful menus and what followed on em. Silence is the Mother of Revolution, but Speech is the Father of Atrocities. The more we dwelt on our wrongs, the redder we saw, butI stick to itthat flaming Old E.H.W. tie saved and steadied us.
Haylock, who was blue-scared, backed into a corner. His knuckles werent in his eyes, but that was the effect he produced. He still had enough rags of speech left to assure us that he was on his way down to investigate our complaints when I arrested him. I saidI mean, I roaredWhat a deliberate lie! You were bunking up to town as hard as you could go when I collared you.
Omnes (diverted for the moment from murder) Oh, you damned liar!
Haylock: Im not, I tell you.
Omnes: Shut up. You are.
Another pause. Then Norgate: Well, hurry up! What are you going to do about it?
Haylock: Ill speak to my agents.
Mackworth: Swear you will. At once.
Haylock: I swear I will. Right now.
Me (and its not my fault that I love English): None of your Transatlantic slang here. Say at once.
Haylock: At once. At once! Ill do it the minute I get to town. I swear I will.
That seemed enough for us seniors (I speak of age, not rank), but we hadnt allowed for the necessary cruelty (a wise provision of nature) of the young. Warrender, my lieutenant, and Blore, another angry child, said that Haylock must have supper with us before he left. They indicated mess cake, what (and it was much) was left over of the eternal blancmange, a sardine savoury, and the mess sherry. We protested. They said he deserved to be poisoned, and that they didnt value their commissions a tinkers curse. A vindictive lot! But Haylock slipped the noose round his own neck when he assured us that he wouldnt report anyone for the recent proceedings. We groaned with disgust, and escorted him from the condemned cell to the anteroom, as our guest. It was twenty minutes before we could dig up the mess-steward, who, when he saw Haylock, came near to swooning. Haylock re-established himself in his own esteem by telling him off in the tradesmens style, which I had never heard before. It justifies the Teutons hatred of England. Warrender and Blore added cold meat from the sideboardthe greener slices for choiceto our guests simple fare. Lastly, Mackworth, whose mind, except on parade, when mine doesnt function, moves slowly, lecturedjawedHaylock on the disgrace he had brought on their school. He ended with the classical tag: Ive a great mind to give you a special licking on my own account for the Houses sake. Youve got off very cheap with only your head smacked.
Thank you, said Haylock, mouthing through our ossuary. You see my partners were educated privately.
Debased as the dog was, he couldnt keep the proper note of scorn out of his voice. We are of all nations the most incomprehensibly marvellous!
He left at midnight, fulfilled with garbagewe looking at him as the islanders looked at St. Paul. But he took no hurtdura ilia messorumthe indurated intestines of the mess-caterer and the reforms began next day. We had clean, well-cooked gammon of bacon with pease pudding, followed by excellent treacle-roll and an anchovy toast that was toast and anchovy, not to mention twentieth century eggs. The mess-steward drops on all fours and wags his tail when we whistle now. The C.O. pretends officially to believe that it was the outcome of his letter. One learns to lie in the Army quicker even than on the land.
I dont know what Mackworth may have told you, but these are the bald facts. Use them as I furnish them. There are volumes, social, political, and military in them, but for this occasion, do abstain from dotting your is and crossing your ts. Circumstances, not scribes, are making the public to think.
After which, it is only fair to tell you that I tied up my platoon on parade this morning owing to an exalted mentality which for the moment (I was thinking over the moral significance of Old School ties and the British social fabric) prevented me from distinguishing between my left hand and my right. Nineveh was saved because there were six hundred thousand inhabitants in just my case, as I told Norgate afterwards. I wont tell you what he told me on the parade-ground!
That sister-in-law of mine, said the elder, never remembers me till she wants something. What have you been doing?
Nothing, Uncle.
Meaning everything?
Thats what mother thinks. But I havent.
We shall see. Your quarters are across the inner courtyard. Yourerbaggage is there already. . . . Oh, I shant interfere with your private arrangements! Im not the uncle with the rough tongue. Get your bath. Well talk at supper.
But before that hour Father Serga, as the Prefect of Police was called, learned from the Treasury that his nephew had marched overland from Constantinople in charge of a treasure-convoy which, after a brush with brigands in the pass outside Tarsus, he had duly delivered.
Why didnt you tell me about it? his uncle asked at the meal.
I had to report to the Treasury first, was the answer.
Serga looked at him. Gods! You are like your father, said he. Cilicia is scandalously policed.
So I noticed. They ambushed us not five miles from Tarsus town. Are we given to that sort of thing here?
You make yourself at home early. No. We are not, but Syria is a Non-regulation Provinceunder the Emperornot the Senate. Weve the entire unaccountable East to one side; the scum of the Mediterranean on the other; and all hellicat Judaea southward. Anything can happen in Syria. Dyou like the prospect?
I shallunder you.
Its in the blood. The same with men as horses. Now what have you done that distresses your mother so?
Shes a little behind the times, sir. She follows the old school, of coursethe home-worships, and the strict Latin Trinity. I dont think she recognises any Gods outside Jupiter, Juno, and Minerva.
I dont eitherofficially.
Nor I, as an officer, sir. But one wants more than that, andandwhat I learned in Byzant squared with what I saw with the Fifteenth.
You neednt go on. All Eastern Legions are alike. You mean you follow Mithraseh?
The young man bowed his head slightly.
No harm, boy. Its a soldiers religion, even if it comes from outside.
So I thought. But Mother heard of it. She didnt approve andI suppose thats why Im here.
Off the trident and into the net! Just like a woman! All Syria is stuffed with Mithraism. My objection to fancy religions is that they mostly meet after dark, and that means more work for the Police. Weve a College here of stiff-necked Hebrews who call themselves Christians.
Ive heard of them, said Valens. There isnt a ceremony or symbol they havent stolen from the Mithras ritual.
No news to me! Religions are part of my office-work; and theyll be part of yours. Our Synagogue Jews are fighting like Scythians over this new faith.
Does that matter much?
So long as they fight each other, weve only to keep the ring. Divide and ruleespecially with Hebrews. Even these Christians are divided now. You seeone part of their worship is to eat together.
Another theft! The Supper is the essential Symbol with us, Valens interrupted.
With us, its the essential symbol of trouble for your uncle, my dear. Anyone can become a Christian. A Jew may; but he still lives by his Law of Moses (Ive had to master that cursed code, too), and it regulates all his doings. Then he sits down at a Christian love-feast beside a Greek or Westerner, who doesnt kill mutton or pigNo! No! Jews dont touch porkas the Jewish Law lays down. Then the tables are broken upbut not by laughterNo! No! Riot!
Thats childish, said Valens.
Wish it were. But my lictors are called in to keep order, and I have to take the depositions of Synagogue Jews, denouncing Christians as traitors to Caesar. If I chose to act on half the stuff their Rabbis swear to, Id have respectable little Jew shop-keepers up every week for conspiracy. Never decide on the evidence, when youre dealing with Hebrews! Oh, youll get your bellyful of it! Youre for Market-duty to-morrow in the Little Circus ward, all among em. And now, sleep you well! Ive been on this frontier as far back. as anyone remembersthats why they call me the Father of Syriaand ohits good to see a sample of the old stock again!
Next morning, and for many weeks after, Valens found himself on Market-inspection duty with a fat Aedile, who flew into rages because the stalls were not flushed down at the proper hour. A couple of his uncles men were told off to him, and, of course, introduced him to the thieves and prostitutes quarters, to the leading gladiators, and so forth.
One day, behind the Little Circus, near Singon Street, he ran into a mob, where a race-course gang were trying to collect, or evade, some bets on recent chariot-races. The Aedile said it was none of his affair and turned back. The lictors closed up behind Valens, but left the situation in his charge. Then a small hard man with eyebrows was punted on to his chest, amid howls from all around that he was the ringleader of a conspiracy. Yes, said Valens, that was an old trick in Byzant; but I think well take you, my friend. Turning the small man loose, he gathered in the loudest of his accusers to appear before his uncle.
You were quite right, said Serga next day.
That gentleman was put up to the jobby someone else. I ordered him one Roman dozen. Did you get the name of the man they were trying to push off on you?
Yes. Gaius Julius Paulus. Why?
I guessed as much. Hes an old acquaintance of mine, a Cilician from Tarsus. Well-borna citizen by descent, and well-educated, but his people have disowned him. So he works for his living.
He spoke like a well-born. Hes in splendid training, too. Felt him. All muscle.
Small wonder. He can outmarch a camel. He is really the Prefect of this new sect. He travels all over our Eastern Provinces starting their Colleges and keeping them up to the mark. Thats why the Synagogue Jews are hunting him. If they could run him in on the political charge, it would finish him.
Is he seditious, then?
Not in the least. Even if he were, I wouldnt feed him to the Jews just because they wanted it. One of our Governors tried that game down-coastfor the sake of peacesome years ago. He didnt get it. Do you like your Market-work, my boy?
Its interesting. Dyou know, uncle, I think the Synagogue Jews are better at their slaughter-house arrangements than we.
They are. Thats what makes em so tough. A dozen stripes are nothing to Apella, though hell howl the yard down while hes getting em. Youve the Christians College in your quarter. How do they strike you?
Quiet enough. Theyre worrying a bit over what they ought to eat at their love-feasts.
I know it. Oh, I meant to tell youwe mustnt try em too high just now, Valens. My office reports that Paulus, your small friend, is going down-country for a few days to meet another priest of the College, and bring him back to help smooth over their difficulties about their victuals. That means their congregation will be at loose ends till they return. Mass without mind always comes a cropper. So, now is when the Synagogue Jews will try to compromise them. I dont want the poor devils stampeded into what can be made to look like political crime. Understand?
Valens nodded. Between his uncles discursive evening talks, studded with kitchen-Greek and out-of-date Roman society-verses; his morning tours with the puffing Aedile; and the confidences of his lictors at all hours; he fancied he understood Antioch.
So he kept an eye on the rooms in the colonnade behind the Little Circus, where the new faith gathered. One of the many Jew butchers told him that Paulus had left affairs in the hands of some man called Barnabas, but that he would come back with one, Petrusevidently a well-known characterwho would settle all the food-differences between Greek and Hebrew Christians. The butcher had no spite against Greek Christians as such, if they would only kill their meat like decent Jews.
Serga laughed at this talk, but lent Valens an extra man or two, and said that this lion would be his to tackle, before long.
The boy found himself rushed into the arena one hot dusk, when word had come that this was to be a night of trouble. He posted his lictors in an alley within signal, and entered the common-room of the College, where the love-feasts were held. Everyone seemed as friendly as a Christianto use the slang of the quarterand Barnabas, a smiling, stately man by the door, specially so.
I am glad to meet you, he said. You helped our Paulus in that scuffle the other day. We cant afford to lose him. I wish he were back!
He looked nervously down the hall, as it filled with people, of middle and low degree, setting out their evening meal on the bare tables, and greeting each other with a special gesture.
I assure you, he went on, his eyes still astray, weve no intention of offending any of the brethren. Our differences can be settled if only
As though on a signal, clamour rose from half a dozen tables at once, with cries of Pollution! Defilement! Heathen! The Law! The Law! Let Caesar know! As Valens backed against the wall, the crowd pelted each other with broken meats and crockery, till at last stones appeared from nowhere.
Its a put-up affair, said Valens to Barnabas.
Yes. They come in with stones in their breasts. Be careful! Theyre throwing your way, Barnabas replied. The crowd was well-embroiled now. A section of it bore down to where they stood, yelling for the justice of Rome. His two lictors slid in behind Valens, and a man leaped at him with a knife.
Valens struck up the hand, and the lictors had the man helpless as the weapon fell on the floor. The clash of it stilled the tumult a little. Valens caught the lull, speaking slowly: Oh, citizens, he called, must you begin your love-feasts with battle? Our tripe-sellers burial-club has better manners.
A little laughter relieved the tension.
The Synagogue has arranged this, Barnabas muttered. The responsibility will be laid on me.
Who is the Head of your College? Valens called to the crowd.
The cries rose against each other.
Paulus! Saul! He knows the world No! No! Petrus! Our Rock! He wont betray us. Petrus, the Living Rock.
When do they come back? Valens asked. Several dates were given, sworn to, and denied.
Wait to fight till they return. Im not a priest; but if you dont tidy up these rooms, our Aedile (Valens gave him his gross nick-name in the quarter) will fine the sandals off your feet. And you mustnt trample good food either. When youve finished, Ill lock up after you. Be quick. I know our Prefect if you dont.
They toiled, like children rebuked. As they passed out with baskets of rubbish, Valens smiled. The matter would not be pressed further.
Here is our key, said Barnabas at the end. The Synagogue will swear I hired this man to kill you.
Will they? Lets look at him.
The lictors pushed their prisoner forward.
Ill-fortune! said the man. I owed you for my brothers death in Tarsus Pass.
Your brother tried to kill me, Valens retorted.
The fellow nodded.
Then well call it even-throws, Valens signed to the lictors, who loosed hold. Unless you really want to see my uncle?
The man vanished like a trout in the dusk. Valens returned the key to Barnabas, and said:
If I were you, I shouldnt let your people in again till your leaders come back. You dont know Antioch as I do.
He went home, the grinning lictors behind him, and they told his uncle, who grinned also, but said that he had done the right thingeven to patronising Barnabas.
Of course, I dont know Antioch as you do; but, seriously, my dear, I think youve saved their Church for the Christians this time. Ive had three depositions already that your Cilician friend was a Christian hired by Barnabas. Just as well for Barnabas that you let the brute go.
You told me you didnt want them stampeded into trouble. Besides, it was fair-throws. I may have killed his brother after all. We had to kill two of em.
Good! You keep a level head in a tight corner. Youll need it. Theres no lying about in secluded parks for us! Ive got to see Paulus and Petrus when they come back, and find out what theyve decided about their infernal feasts. Why cant they all get decently drunk and be done with it?
They talk of them both down-town as though they were Gods. By the way, uncle, all the riot was worked up by Synagogue Jews sent from Jerusalemnot by our lot at all.
You dont say so? Now, perhaps, you understand why I put you on market-duty with old Sow-Belly! Youll make a Police-officer yet.
Valens met the scared, mixed congregation round the fountains and stalls as he went about his quarter. They were rather relieved at being locked out of their rooms for the time; as well as by the news that Paulus and Petrus would report to the Prefect of Police before addressing them on the great food-question.
Valens was not present at the first part of that interview, which was official. The second, in the cool, awning-covered courtyard, with drinks and hors-duvre, all set out beneath the vast lemon and lavender sunset, was much less formal.
You have met, I think, said Serga to the little lean Paulus as Valens entered.
Indeed, yes. Under God, we are twice your debtors, was the quick reply.
Oh, that was part of my duty. I hope you found our roads good on your journey, said Valens.
Why, yes. I think they were. Paulus spoke as if he had not noticed them.
We should have done better to come by boat, said his companion, Petrus, a large fleshy man, with eyes that seemed to see nothing, and a half-palsied right hand that lay idle in his lap.
Valens came overland from Byzant, said his uncle. He rather fancies his legs.
He ought to at his age. What was your best days march on the Via Sebaste? Paulus asked interestedly, and, before he knew, Valens was reeling off his mileage on mountain-roads every step of which Paulus seemed to have trod.
Thats good, was the comment. And I expect you march in heavier order than I.
What would you call your best days work? Valens asked in turn.
I have covered . . . Paulus checked himself. And yet not I but the God, he muttered. Its hard to cure oneself of boasting.
A spasm wrenched Petrus face.
Hard indeed, said he. Then he addressed himself to Paulus as though none other were present. It is true I have eaten with Gentiles and as the Gentiles ate. Yet, at the time, I doubted if it were wise.
That is behind us now, said Paulus gently.
The decision has been taken for the Churchthat little Church which you saved, my son. He turned on Valens with a smile that half-captured the boys heart. Nowas a Roman and a Police-officerwhat think you of us Christians?
That I have to keep order in my own ward.
Good! Caesar must be served. Butas a servant of Mithras, shall we sayhow think you about our food-disputes?
Valens hesitated. His uncle encouraged him with a nod. As a servant of Mithras I eat with any initiate, so long as the food is clean, said Valens.
But, said Petrus, that is the crux.
Mithras also tells us, Valens went on, to share a bone covered with dirt, if better cannot be found.
You observe no difference, then, between peoples at your feasts? Paulus demanded.
How dare we? We are all His children. Men make laws. Not Gods, Valens quoted from the old Ritual.
Say that again, child!
Gods do not make laws. They change mens hearts. The rest is the Spirit.
You heard it, Petrus? You heard that? It is the utter Doctrine itself! Paulus insisted to his dumb companion.
Valens, a little ashamed of having spoken of his faith, went on:
They tell me the Jew butchers here want the monopoly of killing for your people. Trade feelings at the bottom of most of it.
A little more than that perhaps, said Paulus. Listen a minute. He threw himself into a curious tale about the God of the Christians, Who, he said, had taken the shape of a Man, and Whom the Jerusalem Jews, years ago, had got the authorities to deal with as a conspirator. He said that he himself, at that time a right Jew, quite agreed with the sentence, and had denounced all who followed the new God. But one day the Light and the Voice of the God broke over him, and he experienced a rending change of heartprecisely as in the Mithras creed. Then he met, and had been initiated by, some men who had walked and talked and, more particularly, had eaten, with the new God before He was killed, and who had seen Him after, like Mithras, He had risen from His grave. Paulus and those othersPetrus was one of themhad next tried to preach Him to the Jews, but that was no success; and, one thing leading to another, Paulus had gone back to his home at Tarsus, where his people disowned him for a renegade. There he had broken down with overwork and despair. Till then, he said, it had never occurred to any of them to show the new religion to any except right Jews; for their God had been born in the shape of a Jew. Paulus himself only came to realise the possibilities of outside work, little by little. He said he had all the foreign preaching in his charge now, and was going to change the whole world by it.
Then he made Petrus finish the tale, who explained, speaking very slowly, that he had, some years ago, received orders from the God to preach to a Roman officer of Irregulars down-country; after which that officer and most of his people wanted to become Christians. So Petrus had initiated them the same night, although none of them were Hebrews. And, Petrus ended, I saw there is nothing under heaven that we dare call unclean.
Paulus turned on him like a flash and cried You admit it! Out of your own mouth it is evident. Petrus shook like a leaf and his right hand almost lifted.
Do you too twit me with my accent? he began, but his face worked and he choked.
Nay! God forbid! And God once more forgive me! Paulus seemed as distressed as he, while Valens stared at the extraordinary outbreak.
Talking of clean and unclean, his uncle said tactfully, theres that ugly song come up again in the City. They were singing it on the city-front yesterday, Valens. Did you notice?
He looked at his nephew, who took the hint.
If it was Pickled Fish, sir, they were. Will it make trouble?
As surely as these fish-a jar of them stood on the tablemake one thirsty. How does it go? Oh yes. Serga hummed
Oie-eaah! From the Shark and the Sardinethe clean and the unclean To the Pickled Fish of Galilee, said Petrus, shall be mine. |
He twanged it off to the proper gutter-drawl.
(Ha-ow?) In the nets or on the line, Till the Gods Themselves decline. (Whe-en?) When the Pickled Fish of Galilee ascend the Esquiline! |
Thatll be something of a floodworse than live fish in trees! Hey?
It will happen one day, said Paulus.
He turned from Petrus, whom he had been soothing tenderly, and resumed in his natural, hardish voice:
Yes. We owe a good deal to that Centurion being converted when he was. It taught us that the whole world could receive the God; and it showed me my next work. I came over from Tarsus to teach here for a while. And I shant forget how good the Prefect of Police was to us then.
For one thing, Cornelius was an early colleague, Serga smiled largely above his strong cup. Prime companionhow does it go?we drank the long, long Eastern day out together, and so on. For another, I know a good workman when I see him. That camel-kit you made for my desert-tours, Paul, is as sound as ever. And for a thirdwhich to a man of my habits is most importantthat Greek doctor you recommended me is the only one who understands my tumid liver.
He passed a cup of all but unmixed wine, which Paulus handed to Petrus, whose lips were flaky white at the corners.
But your trouble, the Prefect went on, will come from your own people. Jerusalem never forgives. Theyll get you run in on the charge of laesa majestatis soon or late.
Who knows better than I? said Petrus. And the decision we all have taken about our love-feasts may unite Hebrew and Greek against us. As I told you, Prefect, we are asking Christian Greeks not to make the feasts difficult for Christian Hebrews by eating meat that has not been lawfully killed. (Our way is much more wholesome, anyhow.) Still, we may get round that. But theres one vital point. Some of our Greek Christians bring food to the love-feasts that theyve bought from your priests, after your sacrifices have been offered. That we cant allow.
Paulus turned to Valens imperiously.
You mean they buy Altar-scraps, the boy said. But only the very poor do it; and its chiefly block-trimmings. The sales a perquisite of the Altar-butchers. They wouldnt like its being stopped.
Permit separate tables for Hebrew and Greek, as I once said, Petrus spoke suddenly.
That would end in separate churches. There shall be but one Church, Paulus spoke over his shoulder, and the words fell like rods. You think there may be trouble, Valens?
My uncle Valens began.
No, no! the Prefect laughed. Singon Street Markets are your Syria. Lets hear what our Legate thinks of his Province.
Valens flushed and tried to pull his wits together.
Primarily, he said, its pig, I suppose. Hebrews hate pork.
Quite right, too. Catch me eating pig east the Adriatic! I dont want to die of worms. Give me a young Sabine tush-ripe boar! I have spoken!
Serga mixed himself another raw cup and took some pickled Lake fish to bring out the flavour.
But, still, Petrus leaned forward like a deaf man, if we admitted Hebrew and Greek Christians to separate tables we should escape
Nothing, except salvation, said Paulus. We have broken with the whole Law of Moses. We live in and through and by our God only. Else we are nothing. What is the sense of harking back to the Law at meal-times? Whom do we deceive? Jerusalem? Rome? The God? You yourself have eaten with Gentiles! You yourself have said
One says more than one means when one is carried away, Petrus answered, and his face worked again.
This time you will say precisely what is meant, Paulus spoke between his teeth. We will keep the Churches onein and through the Lord. You dare not deny this?
I dare nothingthe God knows! But I have denied Him. . . . I denied Him. . . . And He saidHe said I was the Rock on which His Church should stand.
I will see that it stands, and yet not I Paulus voice dropped again. To-morrow you will speak to the one Church of the one Table the world over.
Thats your business, said the Prefect. But I warn you again, its your own people who will make you trouble.
Paulus rose to say farewell, but in the act he staggered, put his hand to his forehead and, as Valens steered him to a divan, collapsed in the grip of that deadly Syrian malaria which strikes like a snake. Valens, having suffered, called to his rooms for his heavy travelling-fur. His girl, whom he had bought in Constantinople a few months before, fetched it. Petrus tucked it awkwardly round the shivering little figure; the Prefect ordered lime juice and hot water, and Paulus thanked them and apologised, while his teeth rattled on the cup.
Better to-day than to-morrow, said the Prefect. Drinksweatand sleep here the night. Shall I send for my doctor?
But Paulus said that the fit would pass naturally, and as soon as he could stand he insisted on going away with Petrus, late though it was, to prepare their announcement to the Church.
Who was that big, clumsy man? his girl asked Valens as she took up the fur. He made more noise than the small one, who was really suffering.
Hes a priest of the new College by the Little Circus, dear. He believes, uncle told me, that he once denied his God, Who, he says, died for him.
She halted in the moonlight, the glossy jackal skins over her arm.
Does he? My God bought me from the dealers like a horse. Too much, too, he paid. Didnt he? Fess, thou?
No, thee! emphatically.
But I wouldnt deny my Godliving or dead! ... Ohbut not dead! My Gods going to livefor me. Livelive Thou, my hearts blood, for ever!
It would have been better had Paulus and Petrus not left the Prefects house so late; for the rumour in the city, as the Prefect knew, and as the long conference seemed to confirm, was that Caesars own Secretary of State in Rome was, through Paulus, arranging for a general defilement of the Hebrew with the Greek Christians, and that after this had been effected, by promiscuous eating of unlawful foods, all Jews would be lumped together as Christiansmembers, that is, of a mere free-thinking sect instead of the very particular and troublesome Nation of Jews within the Empire. Eventually, the story went, they would lose their rights as Roman citizens, and could then be sold on any slave-stand.
Of course, Serga explained to Valens next day, that has been put about by the Jerusalem Synagogue. Our Antioch Jews arent clever enough. Do you see their game? Petrus is a defiler of the Hebrew nation. If he is cut down to-night by some properly primed young zealot so much the better.
He wont be, said Valens. Im looking after him.
Hope so. But, if he isnt knifed, Serga went on, theyll try to work up city riots on the grounds that, when all the Jews have lost their civil rights, hell set up as a sort of King of the Christians.
At Antioch? In the present year of Rome? Thats crazy, Uncle.
Every crowd is crazy. What else do we draw pay for? But, listen. Post a Mounted Police patrol at the back of the Little Circus. Use em to keep the people moving when the congregation comes out. Post two of your men in the Porch of their College itself. Tell Paulus and Petrus to wait there with them, till the streets are clear. Then fetch em both over here. Dont hit till you have to. Hit hard before the stones fly. Dont get my little horses knocked about more than you can help, andlook out for Pickled Fish!
Knowing his own quarter, it seemed to Valens as he went on duty that evening, that his uncles precautions had been excessive. The Christian Church, of course, was full, and a large crowd waited outside for word of the decision about the feasts. Most of them seemed to be Christians of sorts, but there was an element of gesticulating Antiochene loafers, and like all crowds they amused themselves with popular songs while they waited. Things went smoothly, till a group of Christians raised a rather explosive hymn, which ran
Enthroned above Caesar and Judge of the Earth! We wait on Thy comingoh tarry not long! As the Kings of the Sunrise Drew sword at Thy Birth, So we arm in this midnight of insult and wrong! |
Yesand if one of their fish-stalls is bumped over by a camelits my fault! said Valens. Now theyve started it!
Sure enough, voices on the outskirts broke into Pickled Fish, but before Valens could speak, they were suppressed by someone crying:
Quiet there, or youll get your pickle before your fish.
It was close on twilight when a cry rose from within the packed Church, and its congregation breasted out into the crowd. They all talked about the new orders for their love-feasts, most of them agreeing that they were sensible and easy. They agreed, too, that Petrus (Paulus did not seem to have taken much part in the debate) had spoken like one inspired, and they were all extremely proud of being Christians. Some of them began to link arms across the alley, and strike into the Enthroned above Caesar chorus.
And this, I think, Valens called to the young Commandant of the Mounted Patrol, is where well begin to steer em home. Oh! And Let night also have her well-earned hymn, as Uncle ud say.
There filed out from behind the Little Circus four blaring trumpets, a standard, and a dozen Mounted Police. Their wise little grey Arabs sidled, passaged, shouldered, and nosed softly into the mob, as though they wanted petting, while the trumpets deafened the narrow street. An open square, near by, eased the pressure before long. Here the Patrol broke into fours, and gridironed it, saluting the images of the Gods at each corner and in the centre. People stopped, as usual, to watch how cleverly the incense was cast down over the withers into the spouting cressets; children reached up to pat horses which they said they knew; family groups re-found each other in the smoky dusk; hawkers offered cooked suppers; and soon the crowd melted into the main traffic avenues. Valens went over to the Church porch, where Petrus and Paulus waited between his lictors.
That was well done, Paulus began.
Hows the fever? Valens asked.
I was spared for to-day. I think, too, that by The Blessing we have carried our point.
Good hearing! My uncle bids me say you are welcome at his house.
That is always a command, said Paulus, with a quick down-country gesture. Now that this days burden is lifted, it will be a delight.
Petrus joined up like a weary ox. Valens greeted him, but he did not answer.
Leave him alone, Paulus whispered. The virtue has gone out of mehimfor the while. His own face looked pale and drawn.
The street was empty, and Valens took a short cut through an alley, where light ladies leaned out of windows and laughed. The three strolled easily together, the lictors behind them, and far off they heard the trumpets of the Night Horse saluting some statue of a Caesar, which marked the end of their round. Paulus was telling Valens how the whole Roman Empire would be changed by what the Christians had agreed to about their love-feasts, when an impudent little Jew boy stole up behind them, playing Pickled Fish on some sort of desert bag-pipe.
Cant you stop that young pest, one of you? Valens asked laughing. You shant be mocked on this great night of yours, Paulus.
The lictors turned back a few paces, and shook a torch at the brat, but he retreated and drew them on. Then they heard Paulus shout, and when they hurried back, found Valens prostrate and coughinghis blood on the fringe of the kneeling Pauls robe. Petrus stooped, waving a helpless hand above them.
Someone ran out from behind that well-head. He stabbed him as he ran, and ran on. Listen! said Paulus.
But there was not even the echo of a footfall for clue, and the Jew boy had vanished like a bat. Said Valens from the ground
Home! Quick! I have it!
They tore a shutter out of a shop-front, lifted and carried him, while Paulus walked beside. They set him down in the lighted inner courtyard of the Prefects house, and a lictor hurried for the Prefects physician.
Paulus watched the boys face, and, as Valens shivered a little, called to the girl to fetch last nights fur rug. She brought it, laid the head on her breast, and cast herself beside Valens.
It isnt bad. It doesnt bleed much. So it cant be badcan it? she repeated. Valens smile reassured her, till the Prefect came and recognised the deadly upward thrust under the ribs. He turned on the Hebrews.
To-morrow you will look for where your Church stood, said he.
Valens lifted the hand that the girl was not kissing.
Nono! he gasped. The Cilician did it! For his brother! He said it.
The Cilician you let go to save these Christians because I? Valens signed to his uncle that it was so, while the girl begged him to steal strength from her till the doctor should come.
Forgive me, said Serga to Paulus. None the less I wish your God in Hades once for all. . . . But what am I to write his mother? Cant either of you two talking creatures tell me what Im to tell his mother?
What has she to do with him? the slave-girl cried. He is minemine! I testify before all Gods that he bought me! I am his. He is mine.
We can deal with the Cilician and his friends later, said one of the lictors. But what now?
For some reason, the man, though used to butcher-work, looked at Petrus.
Give him drink and wait, said Petrus. I haveseen such a wound. Valens drank and a shade of colour came to him. He motioned the Prefect to stoop.
What is it? Dearest of lives, what troubles?
The Cilician and his friends. . . . Dont be hard on them. . . . They get worked up. . . . They dont know what they are doing. . . . Promise!
This is not I, child. It is the Law.
No odds. Youre Fathers brother. . . . Men make lawsnot Gods. . . . Promise! . . . Its finished with me.
Valens head eased back on its yearning pillow.
Petrus stood like one in a trance. The tremor left his face as he repeated
Forgive them, for they know not what they do. Heard you that, Paulus? He, a heathen and an idolator, said it!
I heard. What hinders now that we should baptize him? Paulus answered promptly.
Petrus stared at him as though he had come up out of the sea.
Yes, he said at last. It is the little maker of tents. . . . And what does he nowcommand?
Paulus repeated the suggestion.
Painfully, that other raised the palsied hand that he had once held up in a hall to deny a charge.
Quiet! said he. Think you that one who has spoken Those Words needs such as we are to certify him to any God?
Paulus cowered before the unknown colleague, vast and commanding, revealed after all these years.
As you pleaseas you please, he stammered, overlooking the blasphemy. Moreover there is the concubine.
The girl did not heed, for the brow beneath her lips was chilling, even as she called on her God who had bought her at a price that he should not die but live.
HE that hath a Gospel, To loose upon Mankind, Though he serve it utterly Body, soul, and mind Though he go to Calvary Daily for its gain It is His Disciple Shall make his labour vain.
He that bath a Gospel,
It is His Disciple
It is His Disciple
He that hath a Gospel |
SHE is not Follythat I know. Her steadfast eyelids tell me so When, at the hour the lights divide, She steals as summonsed to my side.
When, finger on the pursèd lip;
Then out of Time and out of Space,
Where, from the trivial flux of Things,
She is not Wisdom but, may be, |
Miss Gillon, whom all her world calls Aunt Ellen, gave me lunch at her house near Grantham. She wished to send an eiderdown quilt to an old family servant at Hammersmith. Surely I remembered Prescott from past ages? To-morrow would be Prescotts birthday. The quilt had been delayed for repairs. A man would not know, of course, how tender eiderdown quilts were. Should I be in London that evening? Then, in the morning, would I take the quilt round to Prescotts address? Prescott would be so pleased! And surprised, too; for there were some little birthday remembrances from herself and from Saunders wrapped up in the quilt.
Saunders, Prescotts successor, went upstairs and returned, her mouth full of knotted strings, clasping an outsized pasteboard coffin. The eiderdown, a loudly-patterned affair, was rolled into bolster form, bound in two places with broad puce ribbons, and coaxed into it. Saunders wove lashings over all and I carried it out and up-ended it beside my steering-wheel.
Going down the drive I could scarcely squint round the corner of the thing, and at the turn into the road, it lurched into my eye. So I declutched it, and tied it to the back of the two-seater. True, I made most of the knots with my gloves on, but, to compensate, I wove Saunders reef-points into the rear of the car as carefully as the pendulous oriole stays her nest.
Then I went on to dine at a seat of learning where I was due to pick up a friendHenry Brankes Lettcombe, O.B.E.once a Colonel of Territorialswhose mission, in peace, was the regeneration of our native cinema industry. He was a man of many hopes, which translated themselves into prospectuses that faded beneath the acid breath of finance. Sometimes I wrote the prospectuses, because he promised me that, when his ship came in, he would produce the supreme film of the worldthe Life of St. Paul. He said it would be easier than falling off a log, once he had launched his Pan-Imperial Life-Visions Association.
He had said I should find him at St. Martins College, which lies in a rather congested quarter of a University town. I always look on my mudguards as hostages to Fortune; yet even I was a little piqued at the waywardness of the traffic. It was composed of the hatless young, in flannel trousers and vivid blazers, who came and went and stopped without warning, in every manner of machine. They were as genial as those should be whose fathers pay all their bills. Only one, a thick-set youth in a canoe-ended natural wood sporting machine, rammed me on the starboard quarter and declared it was my fault.
His companion-slim, spotless, and urbanesmiled disarmingly. I shouldnt chide with him if I were you, sir, he said. Hes been tuning-in.
I disengaged, and passed on to St. Martins where I found Lettcombe also tuning-in. He was returned lately from a place called Hollywood, and he told us of energies unparalleled, and inventions beyond our imaginings, controlled by super-men who, having no racial prepossessions, could satisfy the mass-appetence of all the races who attend Sinnymus. He spoke, further, of injuncted psychoses and endyoclinicsunsafe words to throw at the Learned who do not attend Ki-ne-mas. They retaliated with abracadabras of their own, and demanded definitions of his. Lettcombe, always nebulous, except in action, drank a little College Madeira to help him define, and when we left, at last, for London, was quite definite.
While driving, I listened to the creation, on improved lines, of the Pan-Imperial Life-Visions Association. It was now, he said, to be run in conjunction with Hollywood. (He had abandoned my scheme of vast studios at the top of Helvellyn; with marine annexes on the Wash and Holy Island!) I led back tactfully to the St. Paul, pointing out that it would be silly to have the Apostle sunstruck among Californian cacti which, in the nature of things, could not have been discovered till fifteen hundred years after his martyrdom. Lettcombe retorted that the spirit, not the letter, gave life, and offered a semi-annually divorced Film Star for the part of the Elect Lady.
I was beginning to formulate some preliminary objections, when I heard behind us one single smart, drum-like tap. Lettcombe had just unpacked from his imported vocabulary the compelling word, crypto-psychic-apperceptiveness. I braked, being cryptically aware that Saunders coffin had come adrift, and was lying in the fairway, at the same time as I psychically apperceived the scented loveliness of the early summer night, and the stillness that emphasises percipience when ones car has stopped. Lettcombe was so full of the shortcomings of all the divorced husbands of the Lady to be elected, that he kept on taking her part to the abandoned steering-wheel long after I had descended and gone back afoot (the reverse not suiting my cars temperament) to recover the lost packet.
The road behind us ran straight, a few hundred yards, to a small wood and there turned. It was wholly void when I started. First I found the coffin, void also; hacked it into the ditch that it had nearly reached, and held on, looking for a bed-quilt tied in two places. A large head-light illuminated the wood. A small car pelted round the curve. A horn squawked. There was a sound of ironmongery in revolt; the car bounded marsupially to its right, and, with its head-light, disappeared. But before it did this, I fancied I had seen my bundle lying in its path. I went to look.
Obviously no one had been hurt, for an even voice out of the dark pronounced that someone had done it now. A second voice, gruff and heated, asked if he had seen why he had done it. For Women and Wine, said the first voice dreamily. Unless thats how you always change gears.
They continued talking, like spirits who had encountered by chance in pure space.
The car, meanwhile, knelt on its forehead, presenting a canoe-shaped stern of elaborate carpenters work to the chill road. Beneath its hindwheels lay a longish lump, that stopped three of my heart-beats, so humanly dead did it show, till I saw that I should have to find Prescott another eiderdown; and I grew hot against those infants growling and cooing together by the bows of their meretricious craft. Let them enjoy my sensations unwarned, and all the better, if they should imagine they had done murder. Thus I argued in my lower soul; but, on the higher planes of it, where thought merges into Intuition and Prophecy, my Demon of Irresponsibility sang:I am with you once more! Stand back and let Me take charge. This night shall be also One of the Nights. So I stood back and waited, as I have before, on Chance and Circumstance which, accepted humbly, betray not the True Believer.
A shadow in a tight-waisted waterproof, with a dress-suit beneath it, came out of the ditch; saw what I had seen; drew its breath sharply, and, after a pause, laid hands slowly on the horror beneath the rear wheels. Suddenly it raised one of its own hands to its mouth and sucked it. I caught a hissing expulsion of relief and saw its outline relax. It then tugged, drew things free, and hauled and hauled atshall we say Aunt Ellen?till she was clear. The end of her that came out last was, so to speak, burst. The shadow coiled her up, embraced her with both arms, and partly decanted, partly stuffed, her into the dicky of the car, which it closed silently. I heard a very low chuckle, and I too laughed. The shadow tiptoed over to me. Yours? it breathed. Yes, I whispered. Do you need it, sir? I leave it to you, partner, I replied. It chuckled again and patted me on the shoulder with what seemed a mixture of appreciation and almost filial reverence, or evenbut this might have been senile vanitycamaraderie. Then it turned and spoke towards the ditch: Phil! Shes as dead as a classic.
The reply, delivered apparently through herbage, was that Phil had ruined his shirt-front.
The shadow sighed, resignedly, Never mind. Well break it to him later, sir, and patted my shoulder once more. In the silence that followed I heard Lettcombe who, by now, had come to miss me, in search along the road. He chanted his desire that the glow-worm should lend me her eyes, and that shooting-stars, which are as rare as glow-worms in early summer, should chaperone me through all the Eastern Counties.
A London-bound lorry came round the bend, and asked him how much of the road he needed. Lettcombe replied in the terms of the front-line of 16; the lorry hurled them back with additions from the same gory lexicon, laughed pleasantly, and went on.
Well, said the voice called Phil, are you going to stick here all night? Ive got to get
Hush, replied the shadow. Ive disposed of her now, thank goodness. Back out, if you can.
Thusthus to come unto thee! carolled Lettcombe. Did you see that lorry? Nearly ran me down! Whats the matter? Has there been an accident? Im looking for a friend.
Was she a woman? the shadow asked him.
The two had barely time to skip aside, when the car, with unnecessary power, belched its indecent little self back on to the tar. Phil, a thick-set youth, confused among levers, put pieces of questions to the shadow, which at a vast leisure answered to the name of Bunny.
Whats happened? Whats really happened? What were you saying about women? Phil repeated.
I seldom say anything about women. Not even when they are dead, Bunny replied.
Have you seen a dead woman, then? Phil turned on Lettcombe.
Nothing but that dam lorry. Nearly ran me down, too. Didnt you see?
Look here, Bunny, Phil went on. Ive got to be at Cadogan Gardens by midnight andIIm here andHamans head-lights wonky. Something must have happened. Whats happened?
And I havent seen my friend, either,
Lettcombe struck in. I wouldnt worry about him, only I dont drive much. He described me with the lewd facility which pavement and cinema artists are given in place of love of beauty or reverence for intellect.
Never mind him! said Bunny. Heres the Regius Professor of Medicine of he named the opposition seat of learning, and by a certain exquisite expansion of bearing included me in the circle. Phil did not.
Then what the devils he doing up our street? Home! Go home, sir! he said to me. There was no reverence in this address, but Bunny apologised for him very prettily.
You see, hes in love, he began. Hes using this car toer thusthusto come unto her. That makes him nervous and jealous. And he has run over an old lady, though he doesnt realise it. When I get that into his head hell react quite differently. By the way, sir, did you observe any sign of life after we released her?
I did not. The actual Regius Professor of Medicine could not have spoken more authoritatively.
Oh, Lord! Someone dead? Phil gasped. Where?
I slipped her into that lorry just nowto give her a chance. She looked rather bitten about the back, but she may be alive. We must catch up with her and find out, said Bunny.
You cant mistake the lorry either, Lettcombe added. It stinks of hens. Nearly ran me down. You saw it, didnt you?
In that case we had better get a move on, Bunny suggested.
The ditching had not improved the car, but she was still far from contemptible. Her left fore-wheel inclined, on its stub-axle, towards (technically speaking) the Plane of the Ecliptic; her radiator sweated like Samson at Gaza; her steering-gear played like all Wordsworths own daffodils; her swivelling head-light glared fixedly at the ground beneath it like a Trappist monk under penance; but her cranking-handle was beyond comparison, because it was not there. She answered, however, to the self-starter, with promising kicks. There may have been a few spare odds and ends left behind us, but, as Bunny said, that was Hamans fault for not having provided a torch. I understood that Mr. Haman was seldom permitted to use his own car in term-time, because he had once volunteered that he was a thorough-goin sport, and was now being educated; and as soon as Lettcombe understood why I had accepted a Regius Professorship of Medicine, and what and where the old lady was, he dropped a good deal of his morbid hate against his lorry, and, for a man of his unimaginative trade, did good work.
Our labours were rather interrupted by Phils officious attempts to find out whether his victim were dead or like to live. Bunny was as patient with him as any nurse, even when he began once more to hope to reach Cadogan Gardens by a little after midnight; it being then eleven forty-seven and a clear night.
We all, except Phil, felt we knew each other well when Mr. Hamans car was assembled and controllable, and, like the travellers of old, decided henceforth to journey in company. Mr. Hamans car led, with mine in support to light it should any of its electric fittings fail.
Owing to her brutalised fore-wheel, which gave her the look and gait of a dachshund, she carried, as mariners say, a strong port helm; and if let off the wind for an instant, slid towards the ditch. This reduced her speed, but, on the other hand, there was not so much overtaking, at which manoeuvre her infirmities made her deadlier than Boadiceas chariots.
Thus, then, we laboured London ward for a while, deep in the heart of the night and all its unpredictable allures. (The caption is Lettcombes.) Presently we smelt a smell out of the dear dead days when horses drew carts, and blacksmiths shod thembut not at midnight. Lettcombe was outlining The Shaving of Shagpat for film purposes, when our squadron-leader stopped; and Bunny, sniffing, walked back to us. Do you happen to remember, he asked, if she wore a feather bonnetor a boa?
Lettcombe and I remembered both these articles distinctly.
Then thats all right. He called back: She did, Phil. See if its anywhere on the dumb-iron.
Phil got out and grovelled, as we walked towards the smell. He rose with a piece of loudly-patterned silk in his hand.
Ive found this! said he hoarsely, Low down on the radiator.
Petticoat! said Bunny. Torn off! Tck! Tck! I am sorry, old top.
It dont prove anything, said Lettcombe, except that you may have grazed her. What weve got to do is to catch up with that lorry. Perhaps shes only stunned.
Shes pretty well red-hot, said Bunny, beside the crackling car.
He opened the bonnet, and the smell let itself out. It was complex, but with no trace of inferiority.
I remembered then that at least a quarter of Aunt Ellens figure had been missing after the collision. We recovered a good deal of it, loose and blackening inside the bonnet yet I did not at first see why there should be greasy, fluffy deposits over the exhaust and the mechanism, any more than I could get abreast of the smell. There were motives in it of fats, butyric acid, alcohols, mineral oils, heated rubber, and singed leather, to a broadly-handled accompaniment of charred feathers, lightened by suggestions of crisped flesh.
I began to work out the birthday presents which Miss Gillon and the kindly Saunders must have packed inside Aunt Ellen. Butter and hair-oil I could identify; gloves, perhaps; a horn or tortoise-shell comb certainly. The alcohol might have begun the journey as eau-de-Cologne; and there were traces of kidney. On digital exploration, it appeared to be the hair-oil that had really stopped so many of the radiator-holes with pledgets of oiled down. The fan must have sucked the mixture from the piece of quilt that had adhered to the radiator until the whole had impacted, whereby Mr. Hamans machine had naturally choked and her works turned plum-colour.
Those holes ought to be cleared while she cools, I said.
Your tie-pins the thing. Bunny turned to Lettcombe, who, being of a decorative breed, detached a cameo head of Eros from his green made-up tie and handed it to Phil, who fell to work. A winkle-vendor could not have excelled him.
As Regius Professor of Medicine, my diagnosis of his condition was that the jolt into the ditch, combined with previous tunings-in, had passed Phil into a waking trance, in which he reacted mechanically to stimuli, but felt no real pain.
Now, weve got to fill the radiator, said Bunny, while Phil blew at each hole after it was cleared.
In democratic England, if you make noise enough in public, someone, official or unofficial, will attend to your wants. While our twin Klaxons were developing this theme, a man came out of a gate in a hedge, and told us reproachfully that he had been sitting up solely in order to catch W.E.A.F. on the midnight hush. Lettcombe said that at the present conjunction of the planets there was no chance of this till crack of dawn. Instantly all arguments dissolved into the babble of fellow-imbeciles. Bunny and I left them (the man tossed his head at us sideways, saying Oh, thats all right. Ask Ma.) and went up a path to a new, dampish bungalow where there was a room with a water-tap and a jug. An old lady in a kimono came out of another room, and at once fell a victim to Bunny in his partially revealed dress-suit, who explained our position at the same time as he filled the jug, which I bore out to the car. On my first trip I passed the bungalow-man and Lettcombe still at the gate wrangling over the Alphabet. On my next, they had run into the bungalow to decide whether the amours of an ill-conducted cattery or the single note of a dismal flageolet represented all that the Western Hemisphere could give of uplift. But I continued to serve the radiator, and, before I had done, got to know something of Phil. He had, he told me, devoted himself to rowing, but that afternoon they had discarded him from his College boat on account of a slipped cartilage; since when, he had been tuning in a little. He was, he said, the son of an Archdeacon, and would enter the Church if forced, but much preferred an unembarrassed life in one of our Dominions. He wanted to kill Mr. Haman, because Hamans car had prevented him getting to Cadogan Gardens to keep an appointment on which a great deal depended. And throughout, he perspired inordinately. When the man and Lettcombe, followed by the old lady of the kimono and Bunny, came out, each bearing one large bottle of Bass, he accepted his with gratitude. The man told us he had been in the service of a Malayan Rubber Company at Kalang-Alang, which is eighty-three miles from the nearest white man, and that his mother had kept house for him there. His mother told Bunny that, as between leeches and tigers, she advised him to take tigers every time, because leeches got up your legs. Then, with appropriate farewells, we resumed our journey.
Barring the front wheel, which was an accident, the late Mr. Hamans car behaved very well. We were going to compliment Phil on his work, but as soon as he got in beside Bunny, who took the wheel, he fell asleep.
Thanks to my iron nerve, and my refusal to be drawn from my orbit by the performances of the car ahead, I reached the outer suburbs of London, and steered among the heavy traffic that halts for refreshment at the wayside coffee-stalls which are so quiet by day.
Only the speed of my reactions saved me from bumping into Bunny when he pulled up without warning beside a lorry.
Weve found her, he cried. Wake up, Phil, and ask for what I told you.
I heard Phil crash out of his sleep like a buffalo from a juicy wallow, and shout:Have you got an old lady inside there?
The reply, in a pleasant, though uncultivated, voice, was:Show yourself, Maria. Theres a man after ye at last.
And that which Phil had been told to ask for he got. Only the shadow of a profile, next the driver, showed in the lorry, so everything was as impersonal as Erebus. The allocution supposed Phil to be several things, and set them out in order and under heads. It imputed to him motives, as it proved that he had manners, of a revolting sort, and yet, by art beyond imitation, it implied all its profounder obscenities. The shallower ones, as Lettcombe said, were pelted in like maxim-belts between the descents of barrages. The pitch scarcely varied, and the temperature of the whole was that of liquefied air. When there was a pause, Bunny, who is ahead of his years in comprehension and pity, got out, went to the lorry and, uncovering, asked with reverence of the driver, Are you married to her, sir?
I am, said the pleasant voice proudly. So it isnt often I can ear it from the gallery, as you might say. Go on, Maria.
Maria took breath between her teeth and went on. She defined Phils business as running up and down the world, murdering people better than himself. That was the grey canvas she embroidered idly, at first, as with flowers; then illuminated with ever-soaring fireworks; and lastly rent asunder from wing to wing with forked lightning-like yells of:Murderer! Murderer!
All England seemed to be relieved by the silence when it came. Phil, alone in the car, emitted (the caption, again, is Lettcombes) a low wolf-like howl, shifted into the driving-seat, and fled up the London road.
Better keep him in sight. Bunny had already established himself beside me. Better let me drive, sir; and he was at the wheel, hustling my astounded two-seater out of all her respectable past. Phil, however, took insane risks among the lorries that were bringing vegetables for London to boil, and kept in front.
I cant make out whats the matter with him. (Bunny seemed to find talking and driving at high speeds quite normal.) He was all right till the woman came.
They mostly are, said Lettcombe cheaply.
Perhaps hes worrying about the accident, I suggested.
Oh, I had forgotten about that. Ive told him about it, for ever so long, but he didnt seem to take it in at the time. I expect its realised remorse.
It aint hydrophobia, at any rate, said Lettcombe, who was keeping a look-out ahead.
We had reached the opening of one of our much-advertised but usually incomplete bypasses. It by-passed what had been a village where men used to water horses and wash carriages in a paved flash or pond close to a public-house. Phil had turned into the pond and was churning it up a good deal.
Whats the matter, old thing? Bunny asked affectionately as we drew up on the edge. Wont she swim?
Im getting rid of the proofs, Phil cried. You heard what that woman said? Shes right. This wheels stiff with blood. So are the cushions. He flung them overboard, and continued his circular tour.
I dont suppose Haman will miss em much more than the rest, said Bunny to me. I cut my hand on a bit of a bottle in your quilt, sir. It was port wine, I think. It must have splashed up through the floor. It splashed a lot.Row ashore, Phil, and well search her properly.
But Phil went astern. He said he was washing the underbody clear of the head on the dumbiron, because no decent girl could be expected to put up with that sort of thing at a dance.
That is very strange, Bunny mused to himself. I thought hed forgotten about that too. I only said bonnet. He must have evolved head out of his subliminal mind.Shes looking beautiful now, Phil.
Do you really think so? Do you really think a girl ud like to see me in it? Phil roared above the waters he troubled.
We all said she would, and he swashed out of his pool, damp but prepared to do his duty. Bunny took the wheel at once and said they would show it to her before the dance ended.
But then, said Phil, would that be fair on the woman Ive killed? No decent girl could put up with that, you know. Doris least of all.
Oh, you can always explain, Lettcombe suggested. Just a simple explanation taken in the spirit in which it was offered.
Phil thought upon it, while he crammed handfuls of wet dress-shirt-front back into position.
Youre right, he assented. Ill explain. . . . Bunny, drive like hell to Hamans diggings. Ive got to kill him.
Quite right, old thing, said Bunny, and headed for London.
Once again we followed, and for some absurd reason Lettcombe was laid low by laughter. But I saw the zenith beginning to soften towards dawn, and the dim shoulders of the world taking shape against the first filtrations of light. It was the hour I knew of oldthe one in which my Demon wrought his mightiest. Therefore, I never insult him by mirth till he has released the last foot of it.
(But what should a man who visits Hollywood for instruction know of any God?)
Dawn breathed upon that immense width of barren arterial tar, with its breadth of tintless stuff at either side. A red light marked a distant crossing. Bunny was letting the dachshund range rather generously all over the unoccupied area, and I suppose he hypnotised me. At any rate both cars seemed to be abreast at the moment that one lonely young Policeman stopped us and wanted to know what we were doing all that for.
I speculated, while he partially undressed himself to get at his notebook, what words my Demon would put into my mouth. They cameweightedgigantesqueof themselves.
Robert William Peel, they ran, it is necessary in the pursuit of Art that these things should be. Amen!
He answered that quoting Scripture had nothing to do with driving to the common danger.
I pitied himand that he might not go uncomforted to whatever doom awaited, I told him so; merely adding that the other car had been stolen from a Mr. Mordecai, Senior Acolyte of Old Bailey, and that I was observing it on behalf of the Midland Motors Recoveries Company. This last convincing cadenza prevented him from trying to smell my breath any longer. Then Phil said he had run over an old lady up the road, but wished to explain and to hang like a gentleman. He continued in this frame of mind and habit of speech for the rest of the conference; butthanks to the sublime instincts of an ancient people broken to alcohol for a thousand yearsthe Bobby stuck to the civil charge. Why were we driving to the common danger?
I repeated my firms well-chosen name. To prevent theft, not murder, were my instructions; and what was the Policeman going to do about it? Bunny saved him trouble by owning that it was a fair cop, but, given half a chance, he would reform. The Policeman said he didnt know, and he couldnt say, but there was something wrong somewhere.
Then, of course, we all had to help him.
He pointed out that he had stopped us. We admitted it. Then would we kindly wait where we were till he went and fetched his Sergeant? He put it to us as gentlemen who wished to save troublewould we? What else could we do? He went off. We wished to save him trouble, so we waited where we were. Phil sat down on the running-board of Mr. Hamans car, whimpering Doris! at intervals. Lettcombe, who does not markedly click with Aurora, rubbed his chin and said he could do with a shave. Bunny lit a cigarette and joined me. The night had left no trace on himnot even a feathers weight on anything that he wore; and his young face, insolent as the morning that hurried towards it, had no fear of her revelations.
By she way, I asked, have you a plan or a policy, or, anything of that sort?
Plan? said he. When one is alive? What for?
Sorry, said I. But I should like to know who your father is.
Speaking as anerUncle, would you advise me so sell, sir, if you were in my position? the child replied.
Certainly not, I answered. I never did.
Whereupon he told me and went on: If Police Sergeants have been up all night on duty they appreciate a run in the fresh air before turning in. If theyve been hoicked out of bed, ad hoc, theyre apt to be anfractuous. Its the Sergeant Complex.
A lorry came along, and asked Lettcombe if any particular complains caused him so wave his hands in that way. Lettcombe said that the Policeman had warned him and his friends not so go on till he came back with the Borough Surveyor so see if the road was safe. Mass-psychology being much the same in machines as in men, we presently accumulated three lorries, who debated together with the crispness of the coming mornings self. A north-bound vehicle approached, was halted, and said that, so far as it knew, noshing was wrong wish the road into London. This had so be discussed all over again, and then we saw, far off, the Policeman and his Sergeant advancing at the quickstep. Lettcombs, so encourage them, started a song with the refrain Inky-pinky parlez-vous, which the first and third lorries took up in perfect time. The second hissed is conscientiously.
The Sergeant, however, did not attend so us all together. The lorries wanted their cases considered first. Lettcombe said that the Bobby had said that the road wasnt safe. The Bobby said that he had said, that the way in which those two cars were driven on that road would make any road unsafe. His remarks were means to be generalnot particular. He would have explained further, but the lorries said that they were poor working-men. The Sergeant demurred at poor, but, before any protest could be organised, a voice from the second lorry said: A word wish you, Master Sergeant Stinking Inspector General of Police, if you please.
The Sergeant as once changed manner, and answered, like a shop-walker: Oh, good morning, Mrs. Shemahen. No good morning for you this morning, thank you, was she reply, and Mrs. Shemahen spoke, as she had spoken to Phil not so long ago. Her discourse this time had more of personal knowledge to relish it, andwhich spurs every artistall her points were taken by her audience. (They seemed to be a neighbourly lot along that stretch of road.) When she drew breath, the Bobby would cry hopefully: Pass along! Pass along, there, please! but without the least effect on the enraptured lorries. When the Sergeant tried to interrupt (as to an alleged bigamous marriage) they all cried: Hush up! and when Mrs. Shemahen said she had done with such as him, they demanded an encore.
They then drove on, and the Sergeant, morally more naked than at birth, turned to us as the loyal and zealous Policeman began: At or about two-ten this morning, being on point duty
I wish to hell you hadnt, said the Sergeant.
By the way, said Bunny, in a tone that will work woe in his world before long, who was the woman who was speaking just now? She told us off a little while agomuch better than she did you. Her husband called her Maria, didnt he?
Oh yes. Shes quite a local character! (the seduced Sergeant returned to ease of manner, and natural bearing, as, some day, a girl or two will drop her guard with Bunny and) She runs a chicken-farm a bit along hereabouts. They give out shes crazy. What do you think, sir?
With a little training shed be a revelation in our business, Lettcombe broke in. Speaking as one who knows something about it, I can guarantee that.
I started! Was my Demon going to lay the hot coal of inspiration on Lettcombes unshorn lipsnot on mine? But I would allow him the count fairly, and I began, OneTwoThreewhile the Bobby made a second shot at his catechism(SixSeven)After all, it was more in Lettcombes line than mine, yetLettcombe drew himself up, took breath, andI saw the end, coming with the day.
Well, boys, he began on what I feel sure is the standardised Hollywood screech of a Producer. The lights about good enough now for a trial-shot. Jimmy, he pointed to Phil, youve got to register guilt and remorse for the murder much stronger than youve done up to now.
Here! I broke in, on the off chance that my Demon might relent, let me help too.
Not much, Lettcombe replied. This is my St. Paul!
Ah! I think I see . . . the Sergeant began.
Youre right, Sergeant. Lettcombe swept on. Its called Love among the Leechesthe English end of it. Doug! (This was blackguardly of Lettcombe. I do not resemble Mr. Fairbanks in the least.) Youre out of this. Youve given up trying to blackmail Jimmy and youve doped him.
You neednt have given Jimmy all our whisky, though, said Bunny aggrievedly. Hed have registered just as well on half of it.
Exactly, Lettcombe resumed. Thats what Mr. Fairbanks meant, Sergeant, when he told your man about doing things for Arts sake. Youll find it in his notebook. I saw him write it down. And, Jimmy, register that youre quite convinced it was Clara you ran over in your car, and that she had committed suicide through grief after the tigers had killed her mother at Kalang-Alang. Got that? Say it, then.
Kalang-alang-alang-alang, said Phil, like a level-crossing gong. Look here! When do I kill Haman?
In the second reel, Lettcombe commanded. We must shoot the accident to the car all over again. Oh, we use up cars in our job as easy as lyin, Sergeant. Now! Tention! Charlie!(Bunny took this serve)Youre going to show poor Jimmy what he thought was Claras corpse. That comes after Jimmys arrest. Sergeant, do you mind telling your man to stand beside Jimmy? He has only got to look as if he didnt know whats coming next. Ready?
And down the fully revealed road moved the wind that comes with morning-turna point or two south of sou-west, ever fortunate to me. Bunny moved to the dicky of Mr. Hamans car and opened it.
Stand closer to the Bobby, Phil, he called, and, Bobby darling, put your hand on his shoulder as though you were arresting him. Keep out of the picture, Sergeant, and youll be able to see exactly how its done.
At the same time that Lettcombe levelled a light valise, in lieu of camera, Bunny took out from the dicky what he had put there less than two hours ago. And, as he had then hauled Aunt Ellen out backwards, so now he shook her and he shook her and he kept on shaking her, forward from where her skirt was to where her head had been. Bits of paper, buttered; bits of bottle-glass; pieces of pomatum-pot (I must have been wrong about the hair-oil) and pieces of groceries came out; but what came out most and seemed as if it would never stop, was the down of the eider-duck (Somateria mollissima). Such is the ingenuity of man, who, from a few square feet of bed-gear, can evoke earth-enveloping smoke-screens of change, alarm, surprisebut, above all, surprise!
The Policeman disappeared. When we saw him againLo! he was older than Abraham, and whiter than Lots wife. He blew a good deal through his Father Christmas moustache, but no words came. Then he took off his Esquimaux gloves, and picked feebly at his Polar Bear belly.
Phil lurched towards us like a penguin through a blizzard. He was whiter than the Policeman, for he had been hatless, and his hair had been oiled, and he was damp all over. Bunny motioned him daintily to the open dicky.
The Sergeant, as advised, had kept out of the picture, and so had been able to see exactly how it was done. He sat at the base of the lamp-post at the crossing of the arterial by-pass, and hugged its standard with both arms. After repeated inquiries, none of which he was able to answer, because he could not speak, we left him there, while the Policeman persisted in trying to moult.
GO, wash thyself in Jordango, wash thee and be clean! Nay, not for any Prophet will I plunge a toe therein! For the banks of curious Jordan are parcelled into sites, Commanded and embellished and patrolled by Israelites.
There rise her timeless capitals of Empires daily born,
And here be merry murtherings, and steeds with fiery hooves;
And here is mock of faith and truth, for children to behold;
But Pharpharbut Abanawhich Hermon launcheth down |
I HAVE a dreama dreadful dream A dream that is never done, I watch a man go out of his mind, And he is My Mothers Son.
They pushed him into a Mental Home,
And it was not disease or crime
What with noise, and fear of death,
They broke his body and his mind
For, just because he had not died
And no one knows when hell get well |
I had been out of England for awhile, missing several dinners, but was able to attend a summer one with none present but ourselves; several red mullets in paper; a few green peas and ducklings; an arrangement of cockscombs with olives, and capers as large as cherries; strawberries and cream; some 1903 Chateau la Tour; and that locked cabinet of cigars to which only Burges has the key.
It was at the hour when men most gracefully curvet abroad on their hobbies, and after McKnight had been complaining of systematic pilfering in his three big shops, that Burges told us how an illustrious English astrologer called Lily had once erected a horoscope to discover the whereabouts of a parcel of stolen fish. The stars led him straight to it and the thief and, incidentally, into a breeze with a lady over seven Portugal onions also gone adrift, but not included in the periscope. Then we wondered why detective-story writers so seldom use astrology to help out the local Sherlock Holmes; how many illegitimate children that great original had begotten in magazine form; and so drifted on to murder at large. Keede, whose profession gives him advantages, illustrated the subject.
I wish I could do a decent detective story, I said at last. I never get further than the corpse.
Corpses are foul things, Lemming mused aloud. I wonder what sort of a corpse I shall make.
Youll never know, the gentle, silver-haired Burges replied. You wont even know youre dead till you look in the glass and see no reflection. An old woman told me that once at Barnet Horse Fairand I couldnt have been more than seven at the time.
We were quiet for a few minutes, while the Altar of the Lesser Lights, which is also our cigar-lighter, came into use. The single burner atop, representing gratitude towards Lesser Lights in general, was of course lit. Whenever gratitude towards a named Lesser Light is put forward and proven, one or more of the nine burners round the base can be thrown into action by pulling its pretty silver draw-chain.
What will you do for me, said Keede, puffing, if I give you an absolutely true detective yarn?
If I can make anything of it, I replied, Ill finish the Millar Gift.
This meant the cataloguing of a mass of Masonic pamphlets (1832-59), bequeathed by a Brother to Lodge Faith and Works 5836 E.C.a job which Keede and I, being on the Library Committee, had together shirked for months.
Promise you wont doctor it if you use it? said Keede.
And for goodness sake dont bring me in any more than you can help, said Lemming.
No practitioner ever comprehends another practitioners methods; but a promise was given, a bargain struck; and the tale runs here substantially as it was told.
That past autumn, Lemmings pig-man (who had been sitting up with a delicate lady-Berkshire) discovered, on a wet Sunday dawn in October, the body of a village girl called Ellen Marsh lying on the bank of a deep cutting where the road from the village runs into the London Road. Ellen, it seemed, had many friends with whom she used to make evening appointments, and Channets Ash, as the cross-roads were called, from the big ash that overhung them, was one of her well-known trysting-places. The body lay face down at the highest point of a sloping footpath which the village children had trodden out up the bank, and just where that path turned the corner under Channets Ash and dropped into the London Road. The pig-man roused the village constable, an ex-soldier called Nicol, who picked up, close to the corpse, a narrow-bladed fern-trowel, its handle wrapped with twine. There were no signs of a struggle, but it had been raining all night. The pig-man then went off to wake up Keede, who was spending the week-end with Lemming. Keede did not disturb his host, Mrs. Lemming being ill at the time, but he and the policeman commandeered a builders handcart from some half-built shops down the London Road; wheeled the body to the nearest innthe Cup o Grapespushed a car out of a lock-up; took the shove-halfpenny board from the Oddfellows Room, and laid the body on it till the regular doctor should arrive.
He was out, Keede said, so I made an examination on my own. There was no question of assault. She had been dropped by one scientific little jab, just at the base of the skull, by someone who knew his anatomy. That was all. Then Nicol, the Bobby, asked me if Id care to walk over with him to Jimmy Tigners house.
Who was Jimmy Tigner? I asked.
Ellens latest young mana believing soul. He was assistant at the local tinsmiths, living with his mother in a cottage down the street. It was seven oclock then, and not a soul about. Jimmy had to be waked up. He stuck his head out of the window, and Nicol stood in the garden among the cabbagesfriendly as all sinand asked him what hed been doing the night before, because someone had been knocking Ellen about. Well, there wasnt much doubt what Jimmy had been up to. He was altogether the morning after. He began dressing and talking out of the window at the same time, and said hed kill any man who touched Ellen.
Hadnt the policeman cautioned him? McKnight demanded.
What for? Theyre all friends in this village. Then Jimmy said that, on general principles, Ellen deserved anything she might have got. Hed done with her. He told us a few details (some girl must have given her away), but the point he kept coming back to was that they had parted in high dungeon. He repeated that a dozen times. Nicol let him run on, and when the boy was quite dressed, he said Well, you may as well come on up-street an look at her. She dont bear you any malice now. (Oh, I tell you the War has put an edge on things all round!) Jimmy came down, jumpy as a cat, and, when we were going through the Cup o Grapes yard, Nicol unlocked the garage and pushed him in. The face hadnt been covered either.
Drastic, said Burges, shivering.
It was. Jimmy went off the handle at once; and Nicol kept patting him on the back and saying: Thats all right! Ill go bail you didnt do it. Then Jimmy wanted to know why the deuce hed been dragged into it. Nicol said Oh, thats what the French call a confrontation. But youre all right. Then Jimmy went for Nicol. So we got him out of the garage, and gave him a drink, and took him back to his mother. But at the inquest he accounted for every minute of his time. Hed left Ellen under Channets Ash, telling her what he thought of her over his shoulder for a quarter of a mile down the lane (thats what high dungeon meant in their language). Luckily two or three of the girls and the bloods of the village had heard em. After that, hed gone to the Cup o Grapes, filled himself up, and told everybody his grievances against Ellen till closing-time. The interestin thing was that he seemed to be about the only decent boy of the lot.
Then, Lemming interrupted, the reporters began looking for clues. Theythey behaved like nothing Ive ever imagined! I was afraid wed be dragged into it. You see, that wretched Ellen had been our scullery-maid a few months before, andmy wifeas ill as she was. . . . But mercifully that didnt come out at the inquest.
No Keede went on. Nicol steered the thing. Hes related to Ellen. And by the time Jimmy had broken down and wept, and the reporters had got their sensation, it was brought in person or persons unknown.
What about the trowel? said McKnight, who is a notable gardener.
It was a most valuable clue, of course, because it explained the modus operandi. The punchwith the handle, the local doctor saidhad been delivered through her back hair, with just enough strength to do the job and no more. I couldnt have operated more neatly myself. The Police took the trowel, but they couldnt trace it to anyone, somehow. The main point in the village was that no one who knew her wanted to go into Ellens character. She was rather popular, you see. Of course the village was a bit disappointed about Jimmys getting off; and when he broke down again at her funeral, it revived suspicion. Then the Huish poisoning case happened up in the North; and the reporters had to run off and take charge of it. What did your pig-man say about em, Will?
Oh, Griffiths said: Twas Gawds own Mercy those young genelmen didnt ave alf of us ung before they left. They were that energetic!
They were, said Keede. Thats why I kept back my evidence.
There was the wife to be considered too, said Lemming. Shed never have stood being connected with the thing, even remotely.
I took it upon myself to act upon that belief, Keede replied gravely. Wellnow for my little bit. Id come down that Saturday night to spend the week-end with Will here; and I couldnt get here till late. It was raining hard, and the car skidded badly. Just as I turned off the London Road into the lane under Channets Ash, my lights picked up a motor-bike lying against the bank where they found Ellen; and I saw a man bending over a woman up the bank. Naturally one dont interfere with these little things as a rule; but it occurred to me there might have been a smash. So I called out: Anything wrong? Can I help? The man said: No, thanks. Were all right, or words to that effect, and I went on. But the bikes letters happened to be my own initials, and its number was the year I was born in. I wasnt likely to forget em, you see.
You told the Police? said McKnight severely.
Took em into my confidence at once, Sandy, Keede replied. There was a Sergeant, Sydenham way, that Id been treating for Salonika fever. I told him I was afraid Id brushed a motor-bike at night coming up into West Wickham, on one of those blind bendsup the hill, and Id be glad to know I hadnt hurt him. He gave me what I wanted in twenty-four hours. The bike belonged to one Henry Wollinof independent meanslivin near Mitcham.
But West Wickham isnt in Berkshirenor is Mitcham, McKnight began.
Heres a funny thing, Keede went on, without noticing. Most men and nearly all women commit murder single-handed; but no man likes to go man-hunting alone. Primitive instinct, I suppose. Thats why I lugged Will into the Sherlock Holmes business. You hated too.
I hadnt recovered from those reporters, said Lemming.
They were rather energetic. But I persuaded Will that wed call upon Master Wollin and apologiseas penitent motoristsand we went off to Mitcham in my two-seater. Wollin had a very nice little detached villa down there. The old womanhis housekeeperwho let us in, was West Country, talkin as broad as a pat o butter. She took us through the hall to Wollin, planting things in his back-garden.
A wonderful little garden for that soil, said Lemming, who considers himself an even greater gardener than McKnight, although he keeps two men less.
He was a big, strong, darkish chapmiddle-agedwide as a bull between the eyesno beauty, and evidently had been a very sick man. Will and I apologised to him, and he began to lie at once. He said hed been at West Wickham at the time (on the night of the murder, you know), and he remembered dodging out of the way of a car. He didnt seem pleased that we should have picked up his number so promptly. Seeing we were helping him to establish an alibi, he ought to have been, oughtnt he?
Ye mean, said McKnight, suddenly enlightened, that he was committing the murder here in Berkshire on the night that he told you he was in West Wickham, which is in Kent.
Which is in Kent. Thank you. It is. And we went on talking about that West Wickham hill till he mentioned hed been in the War, and that gave me my chance to talk. And he was an enthusiastic gardener, he said, and that let Will in. It struck us both that he was nervous in a carneying way that didnt match his build and voice at all. Then we had a drink in his study. Then the fun began. There were four pictures on the wall.
Printsprints, Lemming corrected professionally.
Same thing, arent they, Will? Anyhow, you got excited enough over them. At first I thought Will was only playing up. But he was genuine.
So were they, Lemming said. Sandy, you remember those four Apostles I sold you last Christmas?
I have my counterfoil yet, was the dry answer.
What sort of prints were they? Burges demanded.
The moonlike face of Alexander McKnight, who collects prints along certain lines, lit with devout rapture. He began checking off on his fingers.
The firrst, said he, was the draped one of Raythe greatest o them all. Next, yon French print o Morrison, when he was with the Duke of Orleans at Blois; third, the Leyden print of Grew in his youth; and, fourth, that wreathed Oxford print of Hales. The whole aapostolic succession of them.
I never knew Morrison laid out links in France, I said.
Morrison? Links? Links? Did you think those four were gowfers then?
Wasnt old Tom Morrison a great golfer? I ventured.
McKnight turned on me with utter scorn. Those prints he began. But yed not understand. They werewell say they were just pictures of some garrdeners I happened to be interested in.
This was rude of McKnight, but I forgave him because of the excellence of his imported groceries. Keede went on.
After Will had talked the usual buyers talk, Wollin seemed willin to part with em, and we arranged wed call again and complete the deal. Will ud do business with a criminal on the drop o course. He gave Wollin his card, and we left; Wollin carneying and suckin up to us right to the front door. We hadnt gone a couple of miles when Will found hed given Wollin his personal cardnot his business onewith his private address in Berkshire! The murder about ten days old, and the papers still stinkin with it! I think I told you at the time you were a fool, Will?
You did. I never saw how I came to make the mistake. These cards are different sizes too, poor Lemming said.
No, we were not a success as man-hunters, Keede laughed. But Will and I had to call again, of course, to settle the sale. That was a week after. And this time, of course, Wollinnot being as big a fool as Willhad hopped it and left no address. The old lady said he was given to going off for weeks at a time. That hung us up; but to do Will justice, which I dont often, he saved the situation by his damned commercial instincts. He said he wanted to look at the prints again. The old lady was agreeablerather forth-comin in fact. She let us into the study, had the prints down, and asked if wed like some tea. While she was getting it, and Will was hanging over the prints, I looked round the room. There was a cupboard, half opened, full of tools, and on top of em a newwhat did you say it was, Will?fern-trowel. Same pattern as the one Nicol found by Ellens head. That gave me a bit of a turn. Id never done any Sherlockin outside my own profession. Then the old lady came back and I made up to her. When I was a sixpenny doctor at Lambeth, half my great success
Ye can hold that over, McKnight observed. The murrders whats interestin me.
Wait till your next go of gout. Ill interest you, Sandy. Well, she expanded (they all do with me), and, like patients, she wanted advice gratis. So I gave it. Then she began talking about Wollin. Shed been his nurse, I fancy. Anyhow, shed known him all his life, and she said he was full of virtue and sickness She said hed been wounded and gassed and gangrened in the War, and after thatoh, she worked up to it beautifullyhed been practically off his head. She called it fairy-kist.
Thats prettyvery pretty, said Burges.
Meanin hed been kissed by the fairies? McKnight inquired.
It would appear so, Sandy. Id never heard the word before. West Country, I suppose. And she had one of those slow, hypnotic voices, like cream from a jug. Everything she said squared with my own theories up to date. Wollin was on the break of life, and, given wounds, gas, and gangrene just at that crisis, why anythingJack the Ripperism or religious maniamight come uppermost. I knew that, and the old lady was as good as telling it me over again, and putting up a defence for him in advance. Wonderful bit of work. Patients relatives are like that sometimesspecially wives.
Yes, but what about Wollin? I said.
Wait a bit. Will and I went away, and we talked over the fern-trowel and so forth, and we both agreed we ought to release our evidence. There, somehow, we stuck. Man-huntings a dirty job. So we compromised. I knew a fellow in the C.I.D., who thought he had a floating kidney, and we decided to put the matter before him and let him take charge. He had to go North, however, and he wrote he could not see us before the Tuesday of next week. This would be four or five weeks after the murder. I came down here again that week-end to stay with Will, and on Saturday night Will and I went to his study to put the finishing touches to our evidence. I was trying to keep my own theory out of it as much as I could. Yes, if you want to know, Jack the Ripper was my notion, and my theory was that my car had frightened the brute off before he could do anything in that line. And then, Wills housemaid shot into the study with Nicol after her, and Jimmy Tigner after him!
Luckily my wife was up in town at the time, said Lemming. They all shouted at once too.
They did! said Keede. Nicol shouted loudest, though. He was plastered with mud, waving what was left of his helmet, and Jimmy was in hysterics. Nicol yelled:Look at me Look at this! Its all right! Look at me! Ive got it! He had got it too! It came out, when they quieted down, that he had been walking with Jimmy in the lane by Channets Ash. Hearing a lorry behind emyou know what a narrow lane it isthey stepped up on to that path on the bank (I told you about it) that the school-children had made. It was a contractors lorryHigbee and Norton, a local firmwith two girders for some new shops on the London Road. They were deliverin late on Saturday evening, sos the men could start on Monday. Well, these girders had been chucked in anyhow on to a brick lorry with a tail-board. Instead of slopin forward they cocked up backwards like a pheasants tail, sticking up high and overhanging. They were tied together with a few turns of rope at the far ends. Do you see.
So far we could see nothing. Keede made it plainer.
Nicol said he went up the bank first Jimmy behind himand after a few steps he found his helmet knocked off. If hed been a foot higher up the bank his head ud have gone. The lorry had skidded on the tar of the London Road, as it turned into it left-handedher tail swung to the right, and the girders swung with it, just missing braining Nicol up on the bank. The lorry was well in the left-hand gutter when he got his breath again. He went for the driver at once. The man said all the lorries always skidded under Channets Ash, when it was wet, because of the camber of the road, and they allowed for it as a regular stunt. And he damned the road authorities, and Nicol for being in the light. Then Jimmy Tigner, Nicol told us, caught on to what it meant, and he climbed into the lorry shouting: You killed Ellen! It was all Nicol could do to prevent him choking the fellow there and then; but Nicol didnt pull him off till Jimmy got it out of the driver that he had been delivering girders the night Ellen was killed. Of course, he hadnt noticed anything.
Then Nicol came over to Lemming and me to talk it over. I gave Jimmy a bromide and sent him off to his mother. He wasnt any particular use, except as a witnessand no good after. Then Nicol went over the whole thing again several times, to fix it in our minds. Next morning he and I and Will called on old Higbee before he could get to church. We made him take out the particular lorry implicated, with the same driver, and a duplicate load packed the same way, and demonstrate for us. We kept her stunting half Sunday morning in the rain, and the skid delivered her into the left-hand gutter of the London Road every time she took that corner; and every time her tail with the girders swiped along the bank of that lane like a man topping a golf-ball. And when she did that, there were half-a-dozen pacesnot morealong that schoolchildrens path, that meant sure death to anyone on it at the time. Nicol was just climbing into the danger-zone when he stepped up, but he was a foot too low. The girders only brushed through his hair. We got some laths and stuck em in along the path (Jimmy Tigner told us Ellen was five foot three) to test our theory. The last lath was as near as could be to where the pig-man had found the body; and that happened to be the extreme end of the lorrys skid. See what happened? We did. At the end of her skid the lorrys rear wheels ud fetch up every time with a bit of a jar against the bank, and the girders ud quiver and lash out a few incheslike a golf-club wigglin. Ellen must have caught just enough of that little sideway flick, at the base of her skull, to drop her like a pithed ox. We worked it all out on the last lath. The rope wrappings on the end of the damned things saved the skin being broken. Hellish, isnt it? And then Jimmy Tigner realised that if she had only gone two paces further shed have been round the corner of the bank and safe. Then it came back to him that shed stopped talkin in dungeon rather suddenly, and he hadnt gone back to see! I spent most of the afternoon sitting with him. Hed been tried too hightoo high. I had to sign his certificate a few weeks later. No! He wont get better.
We commented according to our natures, and then McKnight said:Butif sowhy did Wollin disappear?
That comes next on the agenda, Worshipful Sir. Brother Lemming has not the instincts of the real man-hunter. He felt shy. I had to remind him of the prints before hed call on Wollin again. Wed allowed our prey ten days to get the news, while the papers were busy explainin Ellens death, and people were writin to em and saying theyd nearly been killed by lorries in the same way in other places. Then old Higbee gave Ellens people a couple of hundred without prejudice (he wanted to get a higher seat in the Synagoguethe Squires pew, I think), and everyone felt that her character had been cleared.
But Wollin? McKnight insisted.
When Will and I went to call on him hed come home again. I hadnt seen him forlets see, it must have been going on for a monthbut I hardly recognised him. He was burned outall his wrinkles gashes, and his eyes readjustin emselves after looking into Hell. One gets to know that kind of glare nowadays. But he was immensely relieved to see us. So was the old lady. If hed been a dog, hed have been wagging his tall from the nose down. That was rather embarrassing too, because it wasnt our fault we hadnt had him tried for his life. And while we were talking over the prints, he said, quite suddenly: I dont blame you! Id have believed it against myself on the evidence! That broke the ice with a brick. He told us hed almost stepped on Ellens body that nightdead and stiffening. Then Id come round the corner and hailed him, and that panicked him. He jumped on his bike and fled, forgetting the trowel. So hed bought another with some crazy notion of putting the Law off the track. Thats what hangs murderers.
When Will and I first called on him, with our fairy-tales about West Wickham, he had fancied he might be under observation, and Wills mixing up the cards clinched it. . . . So he disappeared. He went down into his own cellar, he said, and waited there, with his revolver, ready to blow his brains out when the warrant came. What a month! Think of it! A cellar and a candle, a file of gardening papers, and a loaded revolver for company! Then I asked why. He said no jury on earth would have believed his explanation of his movements. Look at it from the prosecutions point of view, he said. Heres a middle-aged man with a medical record that ud account for any loss of controlsand that would mean Broadmoorfifty or sixty miles from his home in a rainstorm, on the top of a fifteen foot cutting, at night. He leaves behind him, with the girls body, the very sort of weapon that might have caused her death. I read about the trowel in the papers. Cant you see how the thing ud be handled? he said.
I asked him then what in the world he really was doing that had to be covered up by suicide. He said he was planting things. I asked if he meant stolen goods. After the trouble wed given him, Will and I wouldnt have peached on him for that, would we, Will?
No, said Lemming. His face was enough. It was like and he named a picture by an artist called Goya.
Stolen goods be damned, Wollin said to me. If you must have it, I was planting out plants from my garden. What did you say to him then, Will?
I asked him what the plants were, of course, said Lemming, and turned to McKnight. They were daffodils, and a sort of red honeysuckle, and a special loosestrifea hybrid. McKnight nodded judicially while Lemming talked incomprehensible horticulture for a minute or two.
Gardening isnt my line, Keede broke in, but Wills questions acted on Master Wollin like a charm. He dropped his suicide talk, and began on gardening. After that it was Wills operation. I hadnt a look-in for ten minutes. Then I said: Whats there to make a fuss about in all this? Then he turned away from Will and spoke to me, carneying againlike patients do. He began with his medical recordone shrapnel peppering, and one gassing, with gangrene. He had put in about fourteen months in various hospitals, and he was full of medical talkee-talkee. Just like you, Sandy, when youve been seeing your damned specialists. And hed been doped for pain and pinched nerves, till the wonder was hed ever pulled straight again. He told us that the only thing that had helped him through the War was his love of gardening. Hed been mad keen on it all his lifeand even in the worst of the Somme he used to get comfort out of plants and botny, and that sort of stuff. I never did. Well, I saw he was speaking the truth; but next minute he began to hedge. I noticed it, and said something, and then he sweated in rivers. He hadnt turned a hair over his proposed suicide, but now he sweated till he had to wipe it off his forehead.
Then I told him I was something else besides a G.P., and Will was too, if that ud make things easier for him. And it did. From then on he told the tale on the Square, in grave distress, you know. At his last hospital hed been particularly doped, and he fancied that that was where his mind had gone. He told me that he was insane, and had been for more than a year. I asked him not to start on his theories till hed finished with his symptoms. (You patients are all the same.) He said there were Gotha raids round his hospital, which used to upset the wards. And there was a V.A.D.she must have been something of a woman, toowho used to read to him and tell him stories to keep him quiet. He liked. em because, as far as he remembered, they were all about gardening. But, when he grew better, he began to hear Voiceslittle whispers at first, growing louder and ending in regular uproarsordering him to do certain things. He used to lie there shaking with horror, because he funked going mad. He wanted to live and be happy again, in his gardenlike the rest of us.
When he was discharged, he said, he left hospital with a whole Army Corps shouting into his ears. The sum and substance of their orders was that he must go out and plant roots and things at large up and down the country-side. Naturally, he suffered a bit, but, after a while, he went back to his house at Mitcham and obeyed orders, because, he said, as long as he was carrying em out the Voices stopped. If he knocked off even for a week, he said, they helled him on again. Being a methodical bird, hed bought a motor-bike and a basket lined with oil-cloth, and he used to skirmish out planting his silly stuff by the wayside, and in coppices and on commons. Hed spy out likely spots by day and attend to em after dark. He was working round Channets Ash that night, and hed come out of the meadow, and down the school-childrens path, right on to Ellens body. That upset him. I wasnt worryin about Ellen for the moment. I headed him back to his own symptoms. The devil of it was that, left to himself, there was nothing hed have liked better than this planting job; but the Voices ordering him to do it, scared the soul out of him. Then I asked him if the Voices had worried him much when he was in the cellar with his revolver. He said, comin to think of it, that they had not; and I reminded him that there was very little seasickness in the boats when submarines were around.
Youve forgotten, said Lemming, that he stopped fawning as soon as he found out we were on the Square.
He did so, Keede assented. And he insisted on our staying to supper, sos he could tell his symptoms properly. (Might have been you again, Sandy.) The old lady backed him up. She was clinging to us too, as though wed done her a favour. And Wollin told us that if hed been in the dock, he knew hed have come out with his tale of his Voices and night-plantings, just like the Ancient Mariner; and that would have sent him to Broadmoor. It was Broadmoor, not hanging, that he funked. And so he went on and on about his Voices, and I cross-examined. He said they used to begin with noises in his head like rotten walnuts being smashed; but he fancied that must have been due to the bombs in the raid. I reminded him again that I didnt want his theories. The Voices were sometimes like his V.A.D.s, but louder, and they were all mixed up with horrible dope-dreams. For instance, he said, there was a smiling dog that ran after him and licked his face, and the dog had something to do with being able to read gardening books, and that gave him the notion, as he lay abed in hospital, that he had water on the brain, and that that ud prevent him from root-gatherin an obeying his orders.
He used the words root-gathering. Its an unusual combination nowadays, said Lemming suddenly. That made me take notice, Sandy.
Keede held up his hand. No, you dont, Will! I tell this tale much better than you. Well, then Will cut in, and asked Wollin if he could remember exactly what sort of stuff his V.A.D. had read to him during the raids. He couldnt; except that it was all about gardening, and it made him feel as if he were in Paradise. Yes, Sandy, he used the word Paradise. Then Will asked him if he could give us the precise wording of his orders to plant things. He couldnt do that either. Then Will said, like a barrister: I put it to you, that the Voices ordered you to plant things by the wayside for such as have no gardens. And Will went over it slowly twice. My God! said Wollin. Thats the ipsissima verba. Good, said Will. Now for your dog. I put it to you that the smiling dog was really a secret friend of yours. What was his colour? Dunno, said Wollin. It was yellow, says Will. A big yellow bullterrier. Wollin thought a bit and agreed. When he ran after you, says Will, did you ever hear anyone trying to call him off, in a very loud voice? Sometimes, said Wollin. Better still, says Will. Now, I put it to you that that yellow bull-terrier came into a library with a Scotch gardener who said it was a great privilege to be able to consult botanical books. Wollin thought a bit, and said that those were some of the exact words that were mixed up with his Voices, and his trouble about not being able to read. I shant forget his face when he said it, either. My word, he sweated.
Here Sandy McKnight smiled and nodded across to Lemming, who nodded back as mysteriously as a Freemason or a gardener.
All this time, Keede continued, Will looked more important than ever Ive seen him outside of his shop; and he said to Wollin: Now Ill tell you the story, Mr. Wollin, that your V.A.D. read or told you. Check me where your memory fails, and Ill refresh it. Thats what you said, wasnt it, Will? And Will began to spin him a long nursery-yarn about some children who planted flowers out in a meadow that wasnt theirs, so that such as had no gardens might enjoy them; and one of the children called himself an Honest Rootgatherer, and one of em had something like water on the brain; and there was an old Squire who owned a smiling yellow bull-terrier that was fond of the children, and he kept his walnuts till they were rotten, and then he smashed em all. You ought to have heard Will! He can talkeven when there isnt money in it.
Marys Meadow! Sandys hand banged the table.
Hsh! said Burges, enthralled. Go on, Robin.
And Wollin checked it all, with the sweat drying on himremember, Will?and he put in his own reminiscencesone about a lilac sun-bonnet, I remember.
Not lilac-marigold. One string of it was canary-colour and one was white. McKnight corrected as though this were a matter of life and death.
Maybe. And there was a nightingale singing to the Man in the Moon, and an old Herbalnot Gerards, or Id have known itParadise something. Wollin contributed that sort of stuff all the time, with ten years knocked off his shoulders and a voice like the Town Criers. Yes, Sandy, the story was called Marys Meadow. It all came back to himvia Will.
And that helped? I asked.
Well, Keede said slowly, a General Practitioner cant much believe in the remission of sins, can he? But if thats possible, I know how a redeemed soul looks. The old lady had pretended to get supper, but she stopped when Will began his yarn, and listened all through. Then Wollin put up his hand, as though he were hearing his dam Voices. Then he brushed em away, and he dropped his head on the table and wept. My God, how he wept! And then she kissed him, and me. Did she kiss you, Will?
She certainly did not, said the scandalised Lemming, who has been completely married for a long while.
You missed something. She has a seductive old mouth still. And Wollin wouldnt let us gohung on to us like a child. So, after supper, we went over the affair in detail, till all hours. The pain and the dope had made that nursery story stick in one corner of his mind till it took chargeit does sometimesbut all mixed up with bombings and nightmares. As soon as he got the explanation it evaporated like ether and didnt leave a stink. I sent him to bed full of his own beer, and growing a shade dictatorial. He was a not uncommon cross between a brave bully and an old maid; but a man, right enough, when the pressures were off. The old lady let us outshe didnt kiss me again, worse luck! She was primitive Stone Agebless her! She looked on us as a couple of magicians whos broken the spell on him, she said.
Well, you had, said Burges. What did he do afterwards?
Bought a side-car to his bike, to hold more vegetableshell be had up for poaching or trespassing, some dayand he cuts about the Home Counties planting his stuff as happy asOh my soul! What wouldnt I give to be even one fraction as happy as he is! But, mind you, hed have committed suicide on the nod if Will and I had had him arrested. We arent exactly first-class Sherlocks.
McKnight was grumbling to himself. Juliaana Horratia Ewing, said he. The best, the kindest, the sweetest, the most eenocent tale ever the soul of a woman gied birth to. I may sell tapioca for a living in the suburbs, but I know that. An as for those prints o mine, he turned to me, they were not garrdeners. They were the Four Great British Botanists, ananI ask your pardon.
He pulled the draw-chains of all the nine burners round the Altar of the Lesser Lights before we had time to put it to the vote.
(To be sung by the unlearned to the tune of King John and the Abbot of Canterbury, and by the learned to Tempesta-brewing.) |
AGAINST the Bermudas we foundered, whereby This Master, that Swabber, yon Bosun, and I (Our pinnace and crew being drowned in the main) Must beg for our bread through old England again.
For a bite and a sup, and a bed of clean straw
Seven months among Mermaids and Devils and Sprites,
Twixt Dover and Southwark it paid us our way,
One hailed us for seamen and courteous-ly
Mulled sack and strong waters on bellies well lined
But he, when on midnight our reckoning he paid,
We slept where they laid us, and when we awoke For a cup and a crust, and a truss, etc. |
Yet there were undoubtedly three of them, squawking through the cedars. He asked a young lady, who knew the Island by descent, how this came. Two are ours, she replied. We used to feed them in the veranda, but they got away, and set up housekeeping and had a baby.
What does a baby parrot look like?
Oh, just like a little Jew baby. I expect there will be some more soon. She smiled prophetically
Let Lil lay, Mr. Randolph called. Bring the boat in broadside, and run a plank to her. Then he greeted the visitor. Mornin, Mr. Heatleigh. Hows the cough? Our climate suitin you? Thats fine. Lils fine too. The milks helpin her. You aint the only one of her admirers. Winter Vergils fetchin her milk now. He ought to be here.
Winter Vergil! What thewhos he?
He hasnt been around the last week. Hes had trouble. Mr. Randolph laughed softly. Hes a Navy Bosunany age you please. He took his pension on the Island when I was a boy. Married on the Island tooa widow out of Cornwall Parish. That ud make her a Gallop or a Mewett. Hold a minute! It was Mewett. Her first man was a Gallop. He left her five acres of good onion-ground, that a Hotel wanted for golf-development. So-o, that way, an Vergil havin saved, he has his house an garden handy to the Dockyard. No more keepin Daddy away from there than land-crabs off a dead nigger. Im expectin him any time now.
Mr. Heatleigh unbuttoned his light coat, for the sun was beginning to work deliciously. Behind the old boat lay a scarlet hydroplane crowded with nickel fitments and reeking of new enamels.
Thats Rembrandt Casaliss latest, Mr. Randolph explained. Hes Glucose Utilitieswuth fifteen million they say. But no boatman. He took her alongside a wharf last week. That dont worry me. His estate can pay my repair-bills. Im doo to deliver her back this morning. . . . Now! Now! Dont get movin jest as youre come. Set in the shed awhile. Vergils bound to be along with Lils milk. Lay-to an meet him. Id not go, lest I had to. But Lil ll keep you company.
He splashed out to the hydroplane, which he woke to outrageous howlings, and departed in one splitting crack. The dead-water-rubbish swirled in under the mangrove-stems as the sound of her flight up-harbour faded. Mr. Heatleigh watched the two hands on the West Indiaman. They laid a gang-plank up to her counter, bore away the rusty scarred wheel-barrel, and went elsewhere. Lil slept, and along the white coral road behind passed a procession of horse-drawn vehicles; for another tripper-steamer had arrived, and her passengers were being dealt out to the various hotels. An old, spare, clean-shaven man, in spotless tussore silk, stepped off the road into the yard. He bore left-handedly (his right was bandaged) a sealed bottle of sterilised milk. Lil ran to him, and he asked where her master might be. Mr. Heatleigh told him, and they exchanged names. Mr. Vergil rummaged a clean saucer out of the shed, but found he could not pour single-handed. Mr. Heatleigh helped him.
She may be worth seventy-five cents, Mr. Vergil observed as Lil lapped. Shes cost moren four dollars a week the last six weeks. Well, shes Randolphs dam dog, anyhow.
Not fond of dogs? Mr. Heatleigh asked.
Not of any pets you might say, just now.
Mr. Heatleigh glanced at the neatly-bandaged hand and nodded.
Nonot dogs, said Mr. Vergil.. Parrots. The medical officer at the Dockyard said it was more like the works of vulshures.
I dont know much about parrots.
You get to know about most things in the Navysooner or later. Burst-a-Frog, you do!
Mr. Randolph told me you had been in the SerNavy.
Boy and manforty odd years. I took my pension here in Nineteen Ten when Jackys dam first silly Dreadnought came in. All this so-called noo Navy has hove up since my time. I was boy, for example, in the old Black FleetWarrior, Minotaur, Hercules, an those. In the Hungry Six too, if that means anything. . . . Are ye going away? Mr. Heatleigh had moved out from the shed.
Oh no! I was only thinking of bringing mysitting up there for a bit. Mr. Heatleigh turned towards the boat, but seemed to wait for Mr. Vergil to precede him up the gang-plank. The old man ran up it and dropped inboard little less nimbly than Mr. Heatleigh, who followed. They settled themselves at the stern, by the wheel. All forward of her mast was the naked hold of black rock-hard timbers. Mr. Vergils glance, under frosty eyebrows, swept his companions long visage as a searchlight sweeps a half-guessed foreshore. Tourist? he demanded suddenly.
Yes, for a bit. Ive got a motor-boat at Southampton.
Dont believe in emnever did. This beats em all!
He pointed to the bleached and cracked mast. There was silence while the two sunned themselves. Mr. Heatleigh joined hands across one knee to help lift a rather stiff leg, as he lolled against the low stern-rail. The action drew his coat-cuff more than half-way up his wrist, which was tattooed. Mr. Vergil, backed against the sun, dug out his pipe-bowl. A breath of warmed cedar came across a patch of gladioli. Think o Southampton Water now! said Mr. Vergil. Thickan cold!
The three parrots screamed and whirled across the tip of the harbour. Mr. Vergil shook his bandaged hand at them.
How did it happen? Mr. Heatleigh asked.
Obligin a friend. No surer way.
How?If you dont mind. But there was command in the voice.
Once more Mr. Vergils eyes raked the lean figure. Its due, he said, to the Navy keepin pets. Battleships an armoured cruisers carry bears till they start huggin senior ranks. Smaller craft, monkeys and parrots where allowed. There was a man in the old AudaciousGo-ood Lord, an how she steered!kep chameleons in the engine-room, but they interfered with the movin parts. Parrots are best. People pay high for well-spoken parrots.
Who teaches em?
Parrots are like women. They pick up where they shouldnt. Ive heard its the tone that attracts em. Now weve two cruiserssloops I call emon the Station. Ones Bulleana, and tothers the Florealia. Both of em stinkin with parrots. Every dam kind o greenan those pink-tailed greys like we used to get on the West Coast. Go-ood Lord! Burst-a-Frog! When was I in the Bight last? An what in? TheseusSt. George, was it? Benin Expedition, was it? When we found those four hundred sovereigns and the four dozen champagne left in the Kings Royal Canoe? An no one noticed the cash till after! . . . But parrots. Theres a man called Mowlsey, a sort of Dockyard makee-do on the Stores side. He came to see me, knowin Mrs. Vergil had a parrot. My house is handy to the Dockyard, because that way I can gratify my tastes. What I mean is what Ive worked at forty years is good enough for me to stay by. That bein so, I am often asked to bear a hand at delicate jobs.
Quite so, said Mr. Heatleigh, still further extending himself to toast his lizard-like stomach. His coat-cuff was well above the wrist now.
Anthat evenin Im speakin ofthis Mowlsey wanted me for special dooties. Owin to approachin target-practice for both ships, all Squadron parrots was to be handed in to the Riggin Loft. There would be an O.C. Parrots, authorised to charge per diem for food an maintenance. On return of Squadron, parrots would be returned to respective owners. He showed me the Orderstyped; an Mrs. Vergil havin a parrot, an Mowlsey saying I had the requisite prestige, made me take on. The Riggin Loft aint a bad place, too, to sit in. Go-ood Lord! I remember when it used to be chock-a-block with spars, an nowwhod know a stunsle-boom from a wash-pole if they was crucified on em?
Why do they send parrots ashore for target-practice?
On account of the concussion strikin em dumb. They dont like it themselves either. We had a big dog-baboon in the old Penelope (she with that stern) never could stummick big gun-practice even with black powder. He used to betake himself to the Head an gnash his teeth against all an sundry. Now that was a noosancebecause the Head
Mr. Heatleigh coughed. Bronchitis, he explained swiftly. Cargo ahead.
My instructions was to prepare to receive parrots at five bells. I daresay they told you in your passenger-steamer comin out what time that is aboardship.
Its on the back of the passenger-list, I think, Mr. Heatleigh answered meekly.
Mr. Vergil drew an impatient breath and went on.
There was a bin full of parrot-rations inside. I put it down to Dockyard waste as usual. I had no notion what itud mean for me. Now a Riggin Loft, I may tell you, is mostly windows, an along beneath em was spare awnin-stretchers and sailin-boat spars stacked on booms. I shifted some to make a shelving for the cages. I didnt see myself squattin on the deck to attend to em. Takes too long to get up again, these days. (Go-ood Lord! Burst-a-Frog! An I was an upper-yard-man for six yearsleadin hand, fore cross-trees, in the Resistance.) While I was busy, it sounded like our Marines landing in Cretean how long ago was that, now? They marched up from the boat-steps, Bulleanas leadin, Florealias in the rear, each man swingin a cage to keep his bird quiet. When they halted an the motion ceased they all began to rejoicethe birds, I meanat findin themselves together. A Petty Officer wraps his hands round my ear an megaphones: Look sharp, Daddy. Taint a cargo thatll keep.
Nor was it. I could only walk backwards, semaphorin Bulleanas to stack cages to port, an Florealias to starboard o the Loft. They marched in an stacked accordinforty-three Bulleana birds, an twenty-nine Florealias, makin seventy-two in all.
Why didnt you say a hundred? Mr. Heatleigh asked.
Because there werent that many. The landin parties then proceeded to the far doors, an, turnin port or starboard, accordin to their ships, navigated back again along outside the premises to say good-bye. Seventy-two birds, and seventy-two lower-deck ratins leanin through the windows, tellin em to be good an true till they returned. An that had to be done in dumb-crambo too! A Petty Officer towed me into the offing before we could communicate. But he only said:Gawd help you, Daddy! an marched em aboard again. That broke the birds hearts . . . Do? If you cant do anything, dont make yourself a laughing-stock. I hung on an off outside waitin for a lull in the typhoon. Go-ood Lord-Burst-a-Frog! How many have I seen of em? But, look youwasnt any typhoon scuppered the Serpent! She was overgunned forrard, an couldnt shake her head clear of a ripple. Sister-ship to Viper an Cobra, was she? No! No! They were destroyers. But all unlucky sampans! . . . An about my parrots. I went into the Loft an said:Hush! like Mrs. Vergil. They detailed a coverin-party to keep up the fire, but most of em slued their heads round, and took stock of mesizin me up, the same as the watches do their Warrants and Bosuns before the ships shaken down. I took stock o them, to spot the funny-men an trouble makers for the ensuin commission. Burst-a-Frog! How often have I done that! The screechers didnt worry me. Most men cant live, let alone work, unless theyre chewin the rag. It was the noocleusthe on-the-knee partiesthat I wanted to identify. Why? If a man knows one job properly, dont matter what it is, he ought to know em all. For example. I had spent twenty odd years headin off bad hats layin to aggravate me; and liars and sea-lawyers tryin to trip me on Admiralty Regulations; not to mention the usual cheap muckins, eatin into the wind. An there they wasevery man Id ever logged or got twisted at seven bellsall there, metamorfused into those dam birds, an o course, havin been Navy trained, talkin lowerdeck.
As Mr. Vergil paused, Mr. Heatleigh nodded with apparent understanding.
There was a pink-tail greya West Coast ju-ju-wallahsquatting on the floor of his cage. Id ha put him in the bowse on his general tally if hed been a regular ratin. He waited till me eye travelled past him, as I was lookin em over. Then he called me It out of his belly, ventriloquial. Now there was an upper-yard-man innow which one of those old bitch-cruisers was it? No! No! Resistancefive masts. Yes,who had the very same gift, and other men got the blame. Jemmy Reader was his namea sour dog with a broken mouth. I said to him, the bird I mean: The anchor aint fairly stowed yet; so I didnt hear you. But I wont forget it, Jemmy. And Burst-a-Frog! I hadnt thought of Jemmy Reader in thirty odd years.
An there was a sulphur-crested cockatoo, swearin like poison. He reminded me o someone I couldnt fit, but I saw he was good for trouble. One way an another, I spotted half-a-dozen proper jokers, an a dozen, maybe, that ud follow em if things went well. The rest was ordnary seamen, ready to haul with any crowd that promised a kick-up. (Id seen it all before, when I had to know seven hundred men by name and station within the first week. Never allowed meself or anyone else any longer.)
Then Mrs. Vergil came down with me luncheon. We had to go a long way outside the Loft to talk. They werent ladies birds. But she said, quick as cordite:Our Pollys cage-covers the thing. And I said:The heart of her husband shall safely trust in her. Send it down now. One of ems overdue for it already. She sent it, an my Presentation Whistle which they had presented to me on leaving the Raleigh. Burst-a-Frog! She was a ship. Ten knots on a bowline, comin out o Simonstown, draggin her blasted screw.
What did you want your Call for? Once more Mr. Vergils eyes pierced Mr. Heatleigh through at the question.
If the game was workin out on lower-deck lines, how could I do without it? Next time that cockatoo-bird began cursin me, I piped down. It fetched him up with a round turn. He squatted an said, Lord love a Duck! He hadnt Jemmys guts. An just that, mark you, hove him up in my mind for the man which hed been. It was Number Three at the port six-poundershe hadnt much elsein the old Polyphemusram, that broke the boom at Berehavenhow long back? He was a beefy beggar, with a greasy lollopin lovelock on his foreheadbut I cant remember his tally. There were some other duplicates o men I had known, but Jemmy and the Polyphemus bird were the ringleaders. Bye and bye those green screechers cooled off a bitcreakin an mutterin like hens on a hot day; an I did a caulk by the open door, where the boat-rollers are. Then Jemmy sprung it on me, an I heard what I havent in a long day! Hand-of-a-Mess for biscuits! They feed em on French rolls in the so-called New Navy; but it used to be, when a boy heard that, he sculled off an drew what was on issue for his mess, or got kicked. An just then I was a boy bringin a boat alongside the old Squirrel training-brig in slow time. (Dreamin I mean.) So I was halfway down the Loft fore I woke, an they all scoffed at me! Jemmy leadin. But there was somethin at the back o the noise (you can always tell), an while I was rubbin my eyes open, I saw the bin o parrot-food. Seven bells in the afternoon-watch, it was, an what they wanted, an what by Admiralty Regulations, dye see, they were entitled to, was their food-pans refillin. Thats where Jemmy showed his cunnin! Lots o food was still unexpended, but they were within their rights; an he had disrated me to Hand-of-a-Mess in his birdshop!
What did you do?
Nothin. It was a lower-deck try-on. Question was should I treat em as birds or blue jackets. I gave em the benefit o the doubt. Navy-pattern they was, an Navy tack they should get. I filled pans and renewed water where requisite, an they mocked me. They mocked me all the time. That took me through the first dog-watch. Jemmy waited till I had finished, an then he called me It again. (Jemmy Reader out on a weather-earrin to the life!) An that started Polyphemus. I dowsed Jemmys glim with our Polly s cage-cover. That short-circuited the quiff bird too; provin they was workin off the same lead. I carried on cleanin their cages, with a putty-knife. It gratified em highly to see me Captain of the Head as well as Mess Boy. Jemmy o course couldnt see, but Polyphemus told him, an he said what he shouldnt in the dark. He had guts. I give him that. I then locked up the Loft and went home.
Mrs. Vergil said that I had done well, but I knew that, so far, it had only been ranging on the target. Mutny an conspiracy was their game, an the question was how theyd work it. Go-ood Lord-Burst-a-Frog! Ive seen three years continuous mutny, slave-dhowing in the Red Sea, under single awnins, with Looney Dick in the old Petruchio corvettethe one that dropped her bottom out off The Minicoys. By the end of the commission, all Officers not under open arrest was demandin court-martials, an the lower-deck was prowlin murder.
How did it finish? Mr. Heatleigh asked.
Navy-fashion. We came home. When our cockroaches had diedoff Gozo that would beDick piped all hands to look at a kit-bag full of evidence, in the waist, under the Ensign. Theres enough bile an spite an perjury there, he says, to scupper all handsan me first. If you want it taken home, say so. We didnt. Then well give it Christian burial, he says. We did; our Doctor actin Chaplain. . . . But about my parrots. I went back to em at sunriseyou could have heard em off the Bahamas since dawnbut that was the bird in em. I gave them room to swing till it crossed my mind they were mockin me again. (The nastiest rux I ever saw, when a boy, began with All hands to skylark. I dont hold with it.) When I took our Pollys cage-cover off Jemmy, he didnt call me anything. He sat an scoffed at me. I couldnt tell what traverse he was workin till he cocked one eye upJemmy Reader workin some dirty game to the life!an there, in the roof, was a little green beggar skimmin up an down. Hed broke out of his cage. Next minute, there was another promenadin along a spar, looking back at me like a Gosport lady to see how I took it. I shut doors an windows before they had made up their minds to run. Then I inspected cages. Theyd been busy since light unpickin the wire granny-knots this so-called Noo Navy had tied em in with. At sea, o course, there was nowhere to break out to, an they knew it. Ashore, they had me pawled as responsible for em if run or dead. An that was why Jemmy had scoffed. Theyd been actin under his orders.
But couldnt it have been Polyphemus? Mr. Heatleigh suggested.
He may have passed on Jemmys orders, but he hadnt Jemmys mind. All I heard out of him was mockins an curses. Any way, I couldnt round up those common greens, hoppin out their cages by dozens, an when you cant exercise authoritydont. So I slipped out o the door, and listened outside. Reglar lower-deck palaver. Jemmy damned em all for bitchin the evolution. The first deserters ought to ha run as units, dye see, instead o waitin to make up a boatload. Polyphemus damned back at Jemmy like a Chatham matey, an the rest made noises because they liked listenin-in to themselves. If it wasnt for chin-wagging, thered be serious trouble in lots of families. But I thought it was time this was being put a stop to. So I went to the house for a pair o scissors.
I dont quite see what
I told you that that gunner in the Polyphemus had a quiff an fancied himself the whole watch an a half tillGo-ood Lord, how it all came back watchin those poultryhe was run round to the barber an Dartmoor-clipped for wearin oily and indecent appendages. It tamed him. Only I cant remember his name.
Mr. Vergil wrinkled his brows, and it seemed as though Mr. Heatleigh did the like. But there was no result.
When I went to em again, there must ha been twenty small greens loose. But they couldnt break out o the ship, so I disregarded em, an struck at the root o the matter. I tried to get Polyphemus to let me scratch his headthe sweep! He bit like a bloodhound on the snap of the scissors. Mr. Vergil waved his right hand. I had to drag an scrag him fore I offed ithis quiffcrest, I mean. An thenGo-ood Lord-Burst-a-Frog!he keeled over on his side in a dead faint like a Christian! The barberin had worked livin wonders withwith the man he was, but, even so, I was surprised at that pore bald fowl! Thats for you, you yellow dog, I said. The rests for Jemmy Reader. Jemmy hadnt missed a stroke of my operations. He knew what was comin. He turned on his back like a shark, an began to fight tooth an nail. It must ha meant as much to him as pigtails used tohis tail, I mean.
I said:Jemmy, theres never been more than one Bosun in any ship Ive served in. Dead or alive, youre for disratin, so you can say what you please. It wont go in the report.
And did he?
Yesoh yes! But I didnt log it against him, the charge being strictly mutny. I got him at lasttorn to ribbons twice overan I sheared off his red tail-feathers level with his bare behind. Hed been askin for it the whole Commission.
And what did he do?
He stopped. Ive never heard anyone chat much after disratin. They cant manage the voice, dye see? He tried to squat, but his backstays were carried away. Then he climbed up the wires to his ring, like an old, old man; an there he sat bobbin an balancin, all down by the head like a collier-brig. Pore beggar!
Mr. Heatleigh echoed him. And that finished the business? he said.
I had struck at the root of the matter, Mr. Vergil replied simply. There was only those common greens flyin loose. When they found I didnt notice em, they began going back to their cages, two an three together for companys sake, an arguin about it. I hurried em up by throwin my cap (the Loft was gettin warmish through bein shut up), an fore sundown they were all back, an I fastened up behind em with the same spun-yarn tricks as their silly owners had. Dont anyone teach anything in this Noo Navy nowadays?
What about Jemmy and Polyphemus? Mr. Heatleigh asked.
Jemmy was busy gettin used to his new trim, an Polyphemus squatted, croakin like a frog an sayin, Lord love a Duck! No guts! Thats how it was till the Squadron returned.
But wasnt there some sort of fuss then between ships? A Policeman on the wharf told meand the Florealias gig
Theyve been rubbin it in to em on the Island; thats why. Yes. The banzai-parties came ashore, all hats and hosannas like a taxpayers treat. The Petty Officer checked my seventy-two cagesone bird per cagean that finished my watch. But, then he gave the party time to talk to their sweethearts instead o marchin off at once. Some oily-wad of a Bulleana struck up about not having got his proper bird. I heard a P.O. say:Settle it among yourselves. (Democratic, I suppose he thought it.) The man naturally started across the Loft to do so. He met a Florealia with the same complaint. They began settlin it. That let everything go by the run. They were holdin up their cages, and lookin at em in the light like glasses o port. Wonderful thingthe eye o Love! Yes, they began settlin in pairs.
But what about Jemmy Reader and Polyphemus?
There was a good deal o talk over them too. A torpedo-midwife, or some such ratin, sculled about lookin for the beggar who had cut off his poor Josies tail. (It never hit me till then that Jemmy might have been a lady.) He fell foul of Polyphemus (the owner, I mean) moaning over his quiff; an, not bein shipmates, they began settlin too. Then such as had drawn their proper true-loves naturally cut in for their ship or mess. Ive seen worse ruxes in my time, but a quicker breeze-upnever! As usual there was something behind it. I heard one of the ships had been dished out pre-war cordite for target practice, and so her shooting was like the old Superbs at Alexandria, till we touched off the magazine. The other ship had stood by condoling with five-flag hoists. So both parties landed more or less horstile. When the noise was gettin noticeable outside, a P.O. says to me:They wont listen to us, Daddy. They say we aint impartial! I said:God knows what you aint. But I know what you are! Youre less use than ten mines in a Portuguee pig-knot. Close doors an windows, an let me take charge. So they did, an what with the noise bein bottled up inside, an the Loft gettin red-hot, an no one interferin, which was what I recommended, the lower-deck broke away from the clinch, and began to pick up bashed cage-work an argue.
Then I piped Clear Lower Deck, an I told em how Id disrated Jemmy an Polyphemus for doin what they did. (Jemmy was a lady, after all. He laid an egg next day aboard ship, an his owner sent me a kodak picture.) That took their minds off. I told em how Id sweated in the Loft, guardin their treasures for em, an they had no right to complain if the poor little lonely beggars had mixed hammicks in their absence. When I had em laughing, I told em they was all gas an gaspers an hair-oil, like the rest of the so-called Noo Navy, an they were marched off. Otherwiseeven if some fool wouldnt ha sent for the Marines, and spilled some silly mess into the papersthose two ships ud ha been sortin parrots out of each other the rest of the commission. You know what that means in the way of ruxes ashore! As it is, they are actin as a unit when theyre chipped about pretty Pollies all over the Island. The worse theyll do now is to kill a Policeman or two. An, if I may say so, my handlin of embirds an lower-deckshows what comes of a man knowing his profession, Sir Richard.
Mr. Heatleighs countenance and bearing changed as they expanded. He held out his hand. Mr. Vergil rose to his feet and shook it. The two beamed on each other.
I can testify to that, Vergil, since my first commission. You knew me all along?
I thought it was you, sir, when you signalled me to go into this boat ahead of you. But I wasnt certain till I saw that bit of work I put on you. Mr. Vergil pointed to the bared wrist, where the still deep blue foul-anchor showed under red hairs.
In the foretop of the Resistance, off Port Royal, Mr. Heatleigh said.
Mr. Vergil nodded and smiled. Its held, said he. Butwhats happened to your proper tally, Sir Richard?
That was because better men than me died in the War. I inherited, you see.
Meanin youre a Lord now?
The other nodded. Then he slapped his knee. Got it at last, he cried. That Polyphemus gunner! It was HarrisChatty, not Bugs. He was with me in the Comus and Euryalus after. Nov 20, 2002;Used to lend money.
Thats him, Mr. Vergil cried. I always thought he was a bit of a Jew. Who commanded the Comus then? I mean that time in the Adriatic, when she was pooped an dam-near drowned the owner in his cabin.
Mr. Heatleigh fished up that name also from his memory; and backwards and forwards through time they roved, recovering ships and men of ancient and forgotten ages. For, as the old know, the dead draw the dead, as iron does iron. The Admiral sat in the curve of the stern-timbers, his hands clenched on his knees, as though tiller-lines might still be there. Mr. Vergil, erect for the honour of great days and names, faced him across the battered disconnected wheel, swaying a shade in the rush of the memories that flooded past him. Victorias and phaetons began to come back from the filled hotels. One of them held a perspiring officer of the Bulleana, who had been instructed to find by all means Admiral (Retired) Lord Heatleigh, somehow mis-registered in some boarding-house, and to convey to him his Captains invitation to do them the honour of lunching with them. And it was already perilously near cocktail time! . . .
Later, over those same cocktails, Lord Heatleigh gathered that the opinion of His Majestys Squadron on the station was that Daddy Vergil merited hanging at the yard-arm.
Glad you havent got one between you, was the answer. He taught me most of my seamanship when I was a Snotty. The best Bosun andoff dutythe biggest liar in the Service.
One Three Two was a lifer, who had unluckily shot a kinsman a little the wrong side of the British frontier. The killing was a matter he could no more have shirked than a decent Englishman his Club dues. The error in geography came from a head-wound picked up at Festubert, which had affected his co-ordinations. But the judge who tried the case made no allowance, and One Three Two only escaped the gallows on an appeal engineered and financed by the Colonel and officers of his old regiment, which he had left after twenty years of spotless service with a pension andas was pointed out at the trialurgent private affairs to settle.
His prison dutieshe had been a noncommissioned officerwere to oversee the convicts working in the Doctors garden, where, bit by bit, he took it upon his battered and dishonoured head to be Williams bodyguard or, as he called it, sacrifice. Few people are more faithful to such trusts than the man of one fair killing, and William made him chief of all his court, with honorary title of Busi-bandah, which means much the same as Goosey-gander.
So, when William came out with his scooter into the afternoon smell of newly watered paths, which attracts little snakes, One Three Two, with a long-handled hoe, kept within striking distance of him at every turn, till the child wearied of the play.
Put away, Busi-bandah, he commanded, and climbed up the veranda steps to old Mahmud, cross-legged on the carpet, surrounded by beautiful coloured stuffs. It was a dinner dress, and Mahmud held a seam of it between his toes.
Drink tobacco, said William spaciously. They will not return till dark.
But this stuff will tell, said Mahmud above the frock, for the smell of hukah tobacco clings.
Take of my fathers cigarettes. William pointed indoors with his chin.
One Three Two went into the drawing-room and came back with a couple of cigarettes from the store beside the wireless cabinet.
What word of the Padishahs sickness? he asked.
William swelled importantly. It was one of his prerogatives to announce what the Man in the Box said about the sick Padishah.
He slept little last night, because of the fever. He does not desire to eat. None the less his strength holds. Five doctors have taken oath to this. There will be no more talk out of the Bokkus till after I am asleep.
What does thy father say? Mahmud asked.
My father says that it is in the balancethus! William picked up Mahmuds embroidery-scissors and tried to make them ride on his forefinger.
Have a care! They may cut. Give me. Mahmud took them back again.
But my mother says that, now all people everywhere are praying for the Padishahs health, their prayers will turn the balance, and he will be well.
If Allah please, said Mahmud, who in private life was Imam or leader of the little mud mosque of the village by the Gaol gates, where he preached on Fridays.
I also pray every night, William confided cheerily. After Make me a good boy, I stand to tenshin, and I say: God save the King. Is that good namaz (prayer)?
There is neither hem nor border nor fringe to the Mercy of Allah, Mahmud quoted.
Well spoken, tailor-man. One Three Two laughed. He was a hard-bitten Afridi from the Khaiber hills, who, except among infidels, rode his faith with a light hand.
Good talk, William echoed. For when I had the fever last year, and my father said it was tach-an-gothat is, in the balancemy mother prayed for me, and I became well. Oh, here is my blue buttony-bokkus! He reached out for Mahmuds lovely, old, lacquered Kashmiri pencase, where oddments were kept, and busied himself with the beads and sequins. One Three Two rolled a deep-set eye towards Mahmud.
That news of the Padishah is bad, said he. Hast thou inquired of the Names, Imam, since his sickness came?
The Koran discourages magic, but it is lawful to consult the Names of Allah according to a system called the Abjad, in which each letter of the Arabic alphabet carries one of the Nine-and-ninety Names of God beginning with that letter. Each Name has its arbitrary Number, Quality, Element, Zodiacal sign, Planet, and so forth. These tables are often written out and used as amulets. Even William, who thought he knew everything, did not know that Mahmud had sewn an Abjad into the collar of his cold-weather dressing-gown.
All the world has questioned, Mahmud began.
Doubtless. But I do not know much of the world from here. How came it with thee?
I took the age of the Padishah, which is sixty-and-three. Now the Number Sixty carries for its attribute the Hearer. This may be good or bad, for Allah hears all things. Its star is Saturn, the outermost of the Seven. That is good and commanding. But its sign is the Archer, which is also the sign of the month (November) in which his sickness first struck the Padishah. Twice, then, must the Archer afflict the Padishah.
One Three Two nodded. That seemed reasonable enough.
As for the Number Three, its attribute is the Assembler, which again may be good or bad. For who knows to what judgment Allah calls men together? Its sign is the Crab, which, being female, is in friendship with the Archer. It may be, then, that if the Archer spare the Padishah both now and laterfor he will surely smite twicethe Padishah will be clear of his malady in the month of the Crab (late June or early July).
And what is the Planet of the Number Three? said the other.
Mars assuredly. He is King. The Abjad does not lie. Hast thou used it?
There was a priest of ours cast it for me, when I would learn how my affairs would go. The dog said, truly enough, that I should punish my cousin, but he said nothing of my punishment here.
Did he reckon by thy name-letters or by thy age?
By my name, I think. I am no great scholar.
Be merciful! said Mahmud. No wonder thou art afflicted, O Zuhan Khan. Thy letter is Zad, which carries for its Name the Punisher. Its attribute is Terrible, and its quality Hate.
All true, One Three Two returned. Am I not here till I die? I submit myself to the fixed decree. And, certainly, were I freehe chuckled impiouslymy kin on the hills would kill me. But I live. Why? Because a man may draw back-pay, as it were, for his good deeds. I dug my Captain, who is now Colonel, out of some ground that fell upon him in Frangistan (France). It was part of our work. He said nothingnor I. But seven years afterwhen I was condemned for that affair of my burnt cousinhe spent money like water on lawyers and lying witnesses for my sake. Otherwise One Three Two jerked his beard towards a little black shed on a roof outside the high garden wall. No one had ever told William what it was for.
It may be thy good deed in saving that Captains life was permitted to count in thy balance, Mahmud volunteered.
And I am no more than a convict. . . . What is the order, Baba? I am here.
William had suddenly shut the pencase. Enough, he said. Bring again my eskootah, Busi-bandah. I will be a horseman. I will play polo.
Now little snakes, who have a habit of coming out on damp garden-paths, cast no warning shadow when a low sun is blinded by thick mango-trees.
It is brought, said One Three Two; but in place of getting it he said to Mahmud: While he rides, I will tell thee a tale of the Padishah which my Colonel told me.
No! Let be my eskootah. I will listen to that tale. Make me my place! said William.
It was not five steps to the mans side, but by the time William had taken them, an inviting lap awaited him, into which he dropped, his left cheek on the right shoulder in its prison blanket, his right hand twined in the beard, and the rest of him relaxed along the curve of the right arm.
Begin, Busi-bandah, he commanded from off his throne.
By thy permission, One Three Two began. Early in the year when thou wast born, which was the year I came to be with thee, Baba, my Colonel told me this tale to comfort my heart. It was when Iwhen I
Was to be hanged for thy bad cousin, said William, screwing up his eyes as he pointed with his left third finger to the hut on the roof. I know.
Keep a thing from women and children, and sieves will hold water, Mahmud chuckled in his big, silver-black beard.
Yes, Baba, that was the time, said One Three Two, recovering himself. My Colonel told me that after the war in Frangistan was ended, the Padishah commanded that every man who had died in his serviceand there were multitudes upon multitudesshould be buried according to his faith.
William nodded. When he went out, he always met funeral processions on their way to the Moslem cemetery near the race-course; and, being a child below the age of personality, there were few details of wedding or burial that he had not known since he could ask questions.
This was done as commanded, and to each man was his tomb, with his name, rank, and service cut in white stone, all one pattern, whether he had been General or SweeperSahibMussulmanYahudiHubashior heathen. My Colonel told me that the burial-places resembled walled towns, divided by paths, and planted with trees and flowers, where all the world might come and walk.
On Fridays, murmured William. Friday is the day when Muhammedan families visit their dead. He had often begged afternoons off for the servants to go there.
And every day. And when all was done, and the People of the Graves were laid at ease and in honour, it pleased the Padishah to cross the little water between Belait and Frangistan, and look upon them. He give order for his going in this way. He said: Let there be neither music nor elephants nor princes about my way, nor at my stirrup. For it is a pilgrimage. I go to salute the People of the Graves. Then he went over. And where he saw his dead laid in their multitudes, there he drew rein; there he saluted; there he laid flowers upon great stones after the custom of his people: And for that matter, One Three Two addressed Mahmud, so do our women on Fridays. Yes, and the old women and the little staring children of Frangistan pressed him close, as he halted among the bricks and the ashes and the broken wood of the towns which had been killed in the War.
Killed in the War, William answered vaguely.
But the People of the Graves waited behind their white walls, among the grass and flowersorderly in their linesas it were an inspection with all gear set out on the cots.
One Three Two gathered the child closer as he grew heavier.
My Colonel told me this. And my Colonel saidand Allah be my witness I know!it was killing cold weather. Frangistan is colder than all my own hills in wintercold that cuts off a mans toes. Yes! That is why I lack two toes, Baba. And bitter it was when the Padishah came in spring. The sun shone, but the winds cut. And, at the last, and the last, was a narrow cemetery, walled with high walls, entered by one door in a corner. Yeslike this Gaol-Khana. It was filled with our own people for the most partMussulmans who had served. It lay outside a city, among fields where the winds blew. Now, in the order of the Padishahs pilgrimage, it was commanded that wheresoever he chose to draw rein, there should wait on him some General-sahib, who had fought near that place in the long War. Not princes, priests, nor elephants, but a General of his service. And so to this narrow, high-walled burial-place of the one gate came a General-sahib, sworded and spurred, with many medals, to wait the Padishahs coming. And while he waited he clothed himselffor he had been sickin his big coat, his Baritish warrum.
I know, said William, rousing himself. Mahmud made me a little one out of the old one of my father, when he came back. But Mahmud would not sew me any crowns or stars on the shoulder.
Mahmud drew a quick breath (he had been putting away his hand sewing-machine) and went softly into the house. The sun was setting, and there was a change in the air.
Yes, all the world knows Baritish warrum. So the General waited, sheltering himself from the wind that blew through that gate till the feet of the Padishah were heard walking across the waste ground without.
One Three Two reached up his left hand, took the cold-weather dressing-gown that Mahmud fetched from the nursery, and laid it lightly over William.
His voice went on in a soothing purr. And when the feet of the Padishah were heard without the gate, that General stripped off his heavy coat and stood forth in his medalled uniform, as the order is. Then the Padishah entered. The General saluted, but the Padishah did not heed. He signed with his open hand thus, from right to leftmy Colonel showed meand he cried out By Allah, O man, I conjure thee put on that coat on one breath! This is no season to catch sickness. And he named the very sickness that was to fall upon himself five years after. So the General cast himself into that big coat again with speed, and in one breath the Padishah became in all respects again the Padishah. His equerries rehearsed the Generals name and honours, and the General saluted and put forward his sword-hilt to be touched, and he did the Padishah duty and attendance in that place through the appointed hour. And on the out-going the Padishah said to him: Take heed that never again, O man, do I find thee at such seasons without thy thick coat upon thee. For the good are scarce. And he went down to the sea, and they cast off in the silence of ten thousand bare-headed. (He had forbidden music because it was a haj [pilgrimage].) And thus it was accomplished; and this, my Colonel told me, was his last act in his haj to the People of the Graves. . . . Wait thy prayer awhile, Mahmud. The child sleeps. When the Padishah was gone the General said to my Colonel, who was on leave in Frangistan, By Allah, to the Padishah do I owe my life, for an hour coatless in that chill would have slain me!
The Padishah forenamed the sickness that fell upon himself? Mahmud asked.
William breathed evenly.
That very sicknessfive full years before it fell.
It may be a sign, Mahmud conceded, even though it is a little one.
A mans life is not a little thing. See what a tamasha (circus) that fat Hindu pig of a judge made over the one I spilled.
A little thing beside the great things which the Padishah does daily, in his power.
What do we know of them? He is Padishah. The more part of his rule is worked by his headmenas, but for my Colonel, my hanging would have been. Nay! Nay! We say, in the Regiment: How does a man bear himself off parade? And we say in our Hills, of those cursed crooked Kabul-made rifles: A gun does not throw true unless it has been bored true. But thou art no soldier.
True! And yet in my trade we say: As the silk, so the least shred of it. As the heart, so the hand.
And it is truth! This deed that the Padishah did among the People of the Graves declared the quality and nature of the Padishah himself. It was a fair blood-debt between a man and a man. The life of that General is owing to the Padishah. I hold it will be paid to him, and that the Padishah will live.
If God please, said Mahmud, and laid out his mat. The sun had set, and it was time for the fourth prayer of the day. Mahmud, as Imam of a mosque, was strict in ritual, but One Three Two only prayed at dawn and full dark. So he sat till he heard the Doctors car challenged at the Gaol gate before he carried William in to the nursery.
What did the Man in the Bokkus tell about the King? William asked his mother when she kissed him good-night in his cot. He was all but asleep.
Only the same as this morning. Shall I hear your prayers, little man?
No need! muttered William. Then he sat bolt upright, intensely awake, and speaking in chosen English: Because Busi-bandah says the King will get well, anyhow. He says it is his back-pay for making the cold General put on his Baritish warrum.
He flopped back, burrowed in his pillow, grunted, and dived far beneath the floods of sleep.
JELALUDIN Muhammed Akbar, Guardian of Mankind, Moved his standards out of Delhi to Jaunpore of lower Hind, Where a mosque was to be builded, and a lovelier neer was planned; And Munim Khan, his Viceroy, slid the drawings neath his hand.
(High as Hope upsheered her towers to the promised Heavens above.
Then he weariedthe mood movingof the men and things he ruled,
Twas the Widow of the Potter, a virago feared and known,
But he answeredbeing AkbarSuffer me to scull you oer.
Oh, most impotent of bunglers! Oh, my daughters daughters brood,
Munim Khan, that Sire of Asses, sees me daily come and go
Eighty years I eat oppression and extortion and delays
While she stormed that other laboured and, when they touched the shore,
Jelaludin Muhammed Akbar, Guardian of Mankind,
Allah burn all Potters Widows! Yet, since this same night was young,
And he ended, Sire of AssesCaponOwls Own Uncleknow
So twas built, and Allah blessed it; and, through earthquake, flood, and sword, |
The blare of her horns told her name to the port. An elderly hook-nosed Inspector came aboard to see if her cargo had suffered in the run from the South, and the senior ship-cat purred round her captains legs as the after-hatch was opened.
If the rest is like this the Inspector sniffedyou had better run out again to the mole and dump it.
Thats nothing, the captain replied. All Spanish wheat heats a little. They reap it very dry.
Pity you dont keep it so, then. What would you call thatcrop or pasture?
The Inspector pointed downwards. The grain was in bulk, and deck-leakage, combined with warm weather, had sprouted it here and there in sickly green films.
So much the better, said the captain brazenly. That makes it waterproof. Pare off the top two inches, and the rest is as sweet as a nut.
I told that lie, too, when I was your age. And how does she happen to be loaded?
The young Spaniard flushed, but kept his temper.
She happens to be ballasted, under my eye, on lead-pigs and bagged copper-ores.
I dont know that they much care for verdigris in their dole-bread at Rome. Butyou were saying?
I was trying to tell you that the bins happen to be grain-tight, two-inch chestnut, floored and sided with hides.
Meaning dressed African leathers on your private account?
What has that got to do with you? We discharge at Port of Rome, not here.
So your papers show. And what might you have stowed in the wings of her?
Oh, apes! Circumcised apesjust like you!
Young monkey! Well, if you are not above taking an old apes advice, next time you happen to top off with wool and screw in more bales than are good for her, get your ship undergirt before you sail. I know it doesnt look smart coming into Port of Rome, but it ll save your decks from lifting worse than they are.
There was no denying that the planking and waterways round the after-hatch had lifted a little. The captain lost his temper.
I know your breed! he stormed. You promenade the quays all summer at Caesars expense, jamming your Jew-bow into everybodys business; and when the norther blows, you squat over your brazier and let us skippers hang in the wind for a week!
You have it! Just that sort of a man am I now, the other answered. Thatll do, the quarter-hatch!
As he lifted his hand the falling sleeve showed the broad gold armlet with the triple vertical gouges which is only worn by master mariners who have used all three seasMiddle, Western, and Eastern.
Gods! the captain saluted. I thought you were
A Jew, of course. Havent you used Eastern ports long enough to know a Red Sidonian when you see one?
Mine the faultyours be the pardon, my father! said the Spaniard impetuously. Her topsides are a trifle strained. There was a three days blow coming up. I meant to have had her undergirt off the Islands, but hawsers slow a ship soand one hates to spoil a good run.
To whom do you say it? The Inspector looked the young man over between horny sun and salt creased eyelids like a brooding pelican. But if you care to get up your girt-hawsers to-morrow, I can find men to put em overside. Its no work for open sea. Now! Main-hatch, there! . . . I thought so. Shell need another girt abaft the foremast. He motioned to one of his staff, who hurried up the quay to where the port Guard-boat basked at her mooring-ring. She was a stoutly-built, single-banker, eleven a side, with a short punching ram; her duty being to stop riots in harbour and piracy along the coast.
Who commands her? the captain asked.
An old shipmate of mine, Sulinusa River man. Well get his opinion.
In the Mediterranean (Nile keeping always her name) there is but one riverthat shifty-mouthed Danube, where she works through her deltas into the Black Sea. Up went the young mans eyebrows.
Is he any kin to a Sulinor of Tomi, who used to be in the flesh-trafficand a Free Trader? My uncle has told me of him. He calls him Mango.
That man. He was my second in the wheat-trade my last five voyages, after the Euxine grew too hot to hold him. But hes in the Fleet now. . . You know your ship best. Where do you think the after-girts ought to come?
The captain was explaining, when a huge dishfaced Dacian, in short naval cuirass, rolled up the gangplank, carefully saluting the bust of Caesar on the poop, and asked the captains name.
Baeticus, for choice, was the answer.
They all laughed, for the sea, which Rome mans with foreigners, washes out many shore-names.
My trouble is this Baeticus began, and they went into committee, which lasted a full hour. At the end, he led them to the poop, where an awning had been stretched, and wines set out with fruits and sweet shore water.
They drank to the Gods of the Sea, Trade, and Good Fortune, spilling those small cups overside, and then settled at ease.
Girtings an all-day job, if its done properly, said the Inspector. Can you spare a real working-party by dawn to-morrow, Mango?
But surelyfor you, Red.
Im thinking of the wheat, said Quabil curtly. He did not like nicknames so early.
Full meals and drinks, the Spanish captain put in.
Good! Dont return em too full. By the waySulinor lifted a level cupwhere do you get this liquor, Spaniard?
From our Islands (the Balearics). Is it to your taste?
It is. The big man unclasped his gorget in solemn preparation.
Their talk ran professionally, for though each end of the Mediterranean scoffs at the other, both unite to mock landward, wooden-headed Rome and her stiff-jointed officials.
Sulinor told a tale of taking the Prefect of the Port, on a breezy day, to Forum Julii, to see a lady, and of his lamentable condition when landed.
Yes, Quabil sneered. Romes mistress of the worldas far as the foreshore.
If Caesar ever came on patrol with me, said Sulinor, he might understand there was such a thing as the Fleet.
Then hed officer it with well-born young Romans, said Quabil. Be grateful you are left alone. You are the last man in the world to want to see Caesar.
Except one, said Sulinor, and he and Quabil laughed.
Whats the joke? the Spaniard asked. Sulinor explained.
We had a passenger, our last trip together, who wanted to see Caesar. It cost us our ship and freight. Thats all.
Was he a warlocka wind-raiser?
Only a Jew philosopher. But he had to see Caesar. He said he had; and he piled up the Eirene on his way.
Be fair, said Quabil. I dont like the Jewsthey lie too close to my own holdbut it was Caesar lost me my ship. He turned to Baeticus. There was a proclamation, our end of the world, two seasons back, that Caesar wished the Eastern wheat-boats to run through the winter, and hed guarantee all loss. Did you get it, youngster?
No. Our stuff is all in by September. I wager Caesar never paid you! How late did you start?
I left Alexandria across the bows of the Equinoxwell down in the pickle, with Egyptian wheathalf pigeons dungand the usual load of Greek sutlers and their women. The second day out the sou-wester caught me. I made across it north for the Lycian coast, and slipped into Myra till the wind should let me get back into the regular grain-track again.
Sailor-fashion, Quabil began to illustrate his voyage with date and olive stones from the table.
The wind went into the north, as I knew it would, and I got under way. You remember, Mango? My anchors were apeak when a Lycian patrol threshed in with Romes order to us to wait on a Sidon packet with prisoners and officers. Mother of Carthage, I cursed him!
Shouldnt swear at Romes Fleet. Weatherly craft, those Lycian racers! Fast, too. Ive been hunted by them! Never thought Id command one, said Sulinor, half aloud.
And now Im coming to the leak in my decks, young man, Quabil eyed Baeticus sternly. Our slant north had strained her, and I should have undergirt her at Myra. Gods know why I didnt! I set up the chain-staples in the cable-tier for the prisoners. I even had the girt-hawsers on deckwhich saved time later; but the thing I should have done, that I did not.
Luck of the Gods! Sulinor laughed. It was because our little philosopher wanted to see Caesar in his own way at our expense.
Why did he want to see him? said Baeticus.
As far as I ever made out from him and the centurion, he wanted to argue with Caesarabout philosophy.
He was a prisoner, then?
A political suspectwith a Jews taste for going to law, Quabil interrupted. No orders for irons. Oh, a little shrimp of a man, butbut he seemed to take it for granted that he led everywhere. He messed with us.
And he was worth talking to, Red, said Sulinor.
You thought so; but he had the womans trick of taking the tone and colour of whoever he talked to. Nowas I was saying. . .
There followed another illustrated lecture on the difficulties that beset them after leaving Myra. There was always too much west in the autumn winds, and the Eirene tacked against it as far as Cnidus. Then there came a northerly slant, on which she ran through the Aegean Islands, for the tail of Crete; rounded that, and began tacking up the south coast.
Just darning the water again, as we had done from Myra to Cnidus, said Quabil ruefully. I darent stand out. There was the bone-yard of all the Gulf of Africa under my lee. But at last we worked into Fairhavenby that cork yonder. Late as it was, I should have taken her on, but I had to call a ship-council as to lying up for the winter. That Rhodian law may have suited open boats and cock-crow coasters,1 but its childish for ocean-traffic.
I never allow it in any command of mine, Baeticus spoke quietly. The cowards give the order, and the captain bears the blame.
Quabil looked at him keenly. Sulinor took advantage of the pause.
We were in harbour, you see. So our Greeks tumbled out and voted to stay where we were. It was my business to show them that the place was open to many winds, and that if it came on to blow we should drive ashore.
Then I, broke in Quabil, with a large and formidable smile, advised pushing on to Phenike, round the cape, only forty miles across the bay. My mind was that, if I could get her undergirt there, I might laterercoax them out again on a fair wind, and hit Sicily. But the undergirting came first. She was beginning to talk too muchlike me now.
Sulinor chafed a wrist with his hand.
She was a hard-mouthed old water-bruiser in any sea, he murmured.
She could lie within six points of any wind, Quabil retorted, and hurried on. What made Paul vote with those Greeks? He said wed be sorry if we left harbour.
Every passenger says that, if a bucketful comes aboard, Baeticus observed.
Sulinor refilled his cup, and looked at them over the brim, under brows as candid as a childs, ere he set it down.
Not Paul. He did not know fear. He gave me a dose of my own medicine once. It was a morning watch coming down through the Islands. We had been talking about the cut of our topsailhe was rightit held too much lee windand then he went to wash before he prayed. I said to him: You seem to have both ends and the bight of most things coiled down in your little head, Paul. If its a fair question, what is your trade ashore? And he said: Ive been a man-hunterGods forgive me; and now that I think The God has forgiven me, I am man-hunting again. Then he pulled his shirt over his head, and I saw his back. Did you ever see his back, Quabil?
I expect I didthat last morning, when we all stripped; but I dont remember.
I shant forget it! There was good, sound lictors work and criss-cross Jew scourgings like gratings; and a stab or two; and, besides those, old dry biteswhen they get good hold and rugg you. That showed he must have dealt with the Beasts. So, whatever hed done, hed paid for. I was just wondering what he had done, when he said: No; not your sort of man-hunting. Its your own affair, I said: but I shouldnt care to see Caesar with a back like that. I should hear the Beasts asking for me. I may that, too, some day, he said, and began sluicing himself, andthen Whats brought the girls out so early? Oh, I remember!
There was music up the quay, and a wreathed shore-boat put forth full of Arlesian women. A long-snouted three-banker was hauling from a slip till her trumpets warned the benches to take hold. As they gave way, the hrmph-hrmph of the oars in the oar-ports reminded Sulinor, he said, of an elephant choosing his man in the Circus.
She has been here re-masting. Theyve no good rough-tree at Forum Julii, Quabil explained to Baeticus. The girls are singing her out.
The shallop ranged alongside her, and the banks held water, while a girls voice came across the clock-calm harbour-face
Ah, would swift ships had never been about the seas to rove! For then these eyes had never seen nor ever wept their love. Over the ocean-rim he camebeyond that verge he passed, And I who never knew his name must mourn him to the last! |
And youd think they meant it, said Baeticus, half to himself.
Thats a pretty stick, was Quabils comment as the man-of-war opened the island athwart the harbour. But shes overmasted by ten foot. A triremes only a bird-cage.
Luck of the Gods Im not singing in one now, Sulinor muttered. They heard the yelp of a bank being speeded up to the short sea-stroke.
I wish there was some way to save mainmasts from racking. Baeticus looked up at his own, bangled with copper wire.
The more reason to undergirt, my son, said Quabil. I was going to undergirt that morning at Fairhaven. You remember, Sulinor? Id given orders to overhaul the hawsers the night before. My fault! Never say To-morrow. The Gods hear you. And then the wind came out of the south, mild as milk. All we had to do was to slip round the headland to Phenikeand be safe.
Baeticus made some small motion, which Quabil noticed, for he stopped.
My father, the young man spread apologetic palms, is not that lying wind the in-draught of Mount Ida? It comes up with the sun, but later
You need not tell me! We rounded the cape, our decks like a fair (it was only half a days sail), and then, out of Idas bosom the full north-easier stamped on us! Run? What else? I needed a lee to clean up in. Clauda was a few miles down wind; but whether the old lady would bear up when she got there, I was not so sure.
She did. Sulinor rubbed his wrists again. We were towing our longboat half-full. I steered somewhat that day.
What sail were you showing? Baeticus demanded.
Nothingand twice too much at that. But she came round when Sulinor asked her, and we kept her jogging in the lee of the island. I said, didnt I, that my girt-hawsers were on deck?
Baeticus nodded. Quabil plunged into his campaign at long and large, telling every shift and device he had employed. It was scanting daylight, he wound up, but I darent slur the job. Then we streamed our boat alongside, baled her, sweated her up, and secured. You ought to have seen our decks!
Panic? said Baeticus.
A little. But the whips were out early. The centurionJuliuslent us his soldiers.
How did your prisoners behave? the young man went on.
Sulinor answered him. Even when a man is being shipped to the Beasts, he does not like drowning in irons. They tried to rive the chain-staples out of her timbers.
I got the main-yard on deckthis was Quabil. That eased her a little. They stopped yelling after a while, didnt they?
They did, Sulinor replied. Paul went down and told them there was no danger. And they believed him! Those scoundrels believed him! He asked me for the keys of the leg-bars to make them easier. Ive been through this sort of thing before, he said, but they are new to it down below. Give me the keys. I told him there was no order for him to have any keys; and I recommended him to line his hold for a week in advance, because we were in the hands of the Gods. And when are we ever out of them? he asked. He looked at me like an old gull lounging just astern of ones taffrail in a full gale. You know that eye, Spaniard?
Well do I!
By that timeQuabil took the story again we had drifted out of the lee of Clauda, and our one hope was to run for it and pray we werent pooped. None the less, I could have made Sicily with luck. As a gale I have known worse, but the wind never shifted a point, dye see? We were flogged along like a tired ox.
Any sights? Baeticus asked.
For ten days not a blink.
Nearer two weeks, Sulinor corrected. We cleared the decks of everything except our groundtackle, and put six hands at the tillers. She seemed to answer her helmsometimes. Well, it kept me warm for one.
How did your philosopher take it?
Like the gull I spoke of. He was there, but outside it all. You never got on with him, Quabil?
Confessed! I came to be afraid at last. It was not my office to show fear, but I was. He was fearless, although I knew that he knew the peril as well as I. When he saw that trying toercheer me made me angry, he dropped it. Like a woman, again. You saw more of him, Mango?
Much. When I was at the rudders he would hop up to the steerage, with the lower-deck ladders lifting and lunging a foot at a time, and the timbers groaning like men beneath the Beasts. We used to talk, hanging on till the roll jerked us into the scuppers. Then wed begin again. What about? Oh! Kings and Cities and Gods and Caesar. He was sure hed see Caesar. I told him I had noticed that people who worried Those Up AboveSulinor jerked his thumb towards the awningwere mostly sent for in a hurry.
Hadnt you wit to see he never wanted you for yourself, but to get something out of you? Quabil snapped.
Most Jews are like thatand all Sidonians! Sulinor grinned. But what could he have hoped to get from anyone? We were doomed men all. You said it, Red.
Only when I was at my emptiest. Otherwise I knew that with any luck I could have fetched Sicily! But I brokewe broke. Yes, we got readyyou toofor the Wet Prayer.
How does that run with you? Baeticus asked, for all men are curious concerning the bride-bed of Death.
With us of the River, Sulinor volunteered, we say: I sleep; presently I row again.
Ah! At our end of the world we cry: Gods, judge me not as a God, but a man whom the Ocean has broken. Baeticus looked at Quabil, who answered, raising his cup: We Sidonians say, Mother of Carthage, I return my oar! But it all comes to the one in the end. He wiped his beard, which gave Sulinor his chance to cut in.
Yes, we were on the edge of the Prayer whendo you remember, Quabil?he clawed his way up the ladders and said: No need to call on what isnt there. My God sends me sure word that I shall see Caesar. And he has pledged me all your lives to boot. Listen! No man will be lost. And Quabil said: But what about my ship? Sulinor grinned again.
Thats true. I had forgotten the cursed passengers, Quabil confirmed. But he spoke as though my Eirene were a fig-basket. Oh, shes bound to go ashore, somewhere, he said, but not a life will be lost. Take this from me, the Servant of the One God. Mad! Mad as a magician on market-day!
No, said Sulinor. Madmen see smooth harbours and full meals. I have had tosoothe that sort.
After all, said Quabil, he was only saying what had been in my head for a long time. I had no way to judge our drift, but we likely might hit something somewhere. Then he went away to spread his cook-house yarn among the crew. It did no harm, or I should have stopped him.
Sulinor coughed, and drawled:
I dont see anyone stopping Paul from what he fancied he ought to do. But it was curious that, on the change of watch, I
NoI! said Quabil.
Make it so, then, Red. Between us, at any rate, we felt that the sea had changed. There was a trip and a kick to her dance. You know, Spaniard. And thenI will say that, for a man half-dead, Quabil here did well.
Im a bosun-captain, and not ashamed of it. I went to get a cast of the lead. (Black dark and raining marlinspikes!) The first cast warned me, and I told Sulinor to clear all aft for anchoring by the stern. The nextshoaling like a slip-waysent me back with all hands, and we dropped both bowers and spare and the stream.
Hed have taken the kedge as well, but I stopped him, said Sulinor.
I had to stop her! They nearly jerked her stern out, but they held. And everywhere I could peer or hear were breakers, or the noise of tall seas against cliffs. We were trapped! But our people had been starved, soaked, and halfstunned for ten days, and now they were close to a beach. That was enough! They must land on the instant; and was I going to let them drown within reach of safety? Was there panic? I spoke to Julius, and his soldiers (give Rome her due!) schooled them till I could hear my orders again. But on the kiss-of-dawn some of the crew said that Sulinor had told them to lay out the kedge in the long-boat.
I let em swing her out, Sulinor confessed.
I wanted em for warnings. But Paul told me his God had promised their lives to him along with ours, and any private sacrifice would spoil the luck. So, as soon as she touched water, I cut the rope before a man could get in. She was ashorestovein ten minutes.
Could you make out where you were by then? Baeticus asked Quabil.
As soon as I saw the people on the beachyes. They are my sorta little removed. Phoenicians by blood. It was Maltaone days run from Syracuse, where I would have been safe! Yes, Malta and my wheat gruel. Good port-of-discharge, eh?
They smiled, for Melita may mean mash as well as Malta.
It puddled the sea all round us, while I was trying to get my bearings. But my lids were salt-gummed, and I hiccoughed like a drunkard.
And drunk you most gloriously were, Red, half an hour later!
Praise the Godsand for once your pet Paul! That little man came to me on the fore-bitts, puffed like a pigeon, and pulled out a breastful of bread, and salt fish, and the winethe good new wine. Eat, he said, and make all your people eat, too. Nothing will come to them except another wetting. They wont notice that, after theyre full. Dont worry about your work either, he said. You cant go wrong to-day. You are promised to me. And then he went off to Sulinor.
He did. He came to me with bread and wine and bacongood they were! But first he said words over them, and then rubbed his hands with his wet sleeves. I asked him if he were a magician. Gods forbid! he said. I am so poor a soul that I flinch from touching dead pig. As a Jew, he wouldnt like pork, naturally. Was that before or after our people broke into the store-room, Red?
Had I time to wait on them? Quabil snorted. I know they gutted my stores full-hand, and a double blessing of wine atop. But we all took thatdeep. Now this is how we lay. Quabil smeared a ragged loop on the table with a wine-wet finger. Reefssee, my sonand overfalls to leeward here; something that loomed like a point of land on our right there; and, ahead, the blind gut of a bay with a Cyclops surf hammering it. How we had got in was a miracle. Beaching was our only chance, and meantime she was settling like a tired camel. Every foot I could lighten her meant that shed take ground closer in at the last. I told Julius. He understood. Ill keep order, he said. Get the passengers to shift the wheat as long as you judge its safe.
Did those Alexandrian achators really work? said Baeticus.
Ive never seen cargo discharged quicker. It was time. The wind was taking off in gusts, and the rain was putting down the swells. I made out a patch of beach that looked less like death than the rest of the arena, and I decided to drive in on a gust under the spitfire-spritand, if she answered her helm before she died on us, to humour her a shade to starboard, where the water looked better. I stayed the foremast; set the spritsail fore and aft, as though we were boarding; told Sulinor to have the rudders down directly he cut the cables; waited till a gust came; squared away the sprit, and drove.
Sulinor carried on promptly:
I had two hands with axes on each cable, and one on each rudder-lift; and, believe me, when Quabils pipe went, both blades were down and turned before the cable-ends had fizzed under! She jumped like a stung cow! She drove. She sheared. I think the swell lifted her, and overran. She came down, and struck aft. Her stern broke off under my toes, and all the guts of her at that end slid out like a mans paunched by a lion. I jumped forward, and told Quabil there was nothing but small kindlings abaft the quarterhatch, and he shouted: Never mind! Look how beautifully Ive laid her!
I had. What I took for a point of land to starboard, ysee, turned out to be almost a bridge-islet, with a swell of sea twixt it and the main. And that meeting-swill, dyou see, surging in as she drove, gave her four or five foot more to cushion on. Id hit the exact instant.
Luck of the Gods, I think! Then we began to bustle our people over the bows before she went to pieces. Youll admit Paul was a help there, Red?
I dare say he herded the old judies well enough; but he should have lined up with his own gang.
He did that, too, said Sulinor. Some fool of an under-officer had discovered that prisoners must be killed if they look like escaping; and he chose that time and place to put it to Juliussword drawn. Think of hunting a hundred prisoners to death on those decks! It would have been worse than the Beasts!
But Julius sawJulius saw it, Quabil spoke testily. I heard him tell the man not to be a fool. They couldnt escape further than the beach.
And how did your philosopher take that? said Baeticus.
As usual, said Sulinor. But, you see, we two had dipped our hands in the same dish for weeks; and, on the River, that makes an obligation between man and man.
In my country also, said Baeticus, rather stiffly.
So I cleared my dirkin case I had to argue. Iron always draws iron with me. But he said Put it back. They are a little scared. I said Arent you? What? he said; of being killed, you mean? No. Nothing can touch me till Ive seen Caesar. Then he carried on steadying the ironed men (some were slaveringmad) till it was time to unshackle them by fives, and give em their chance. The natives made a chain through the surf, and snatched them out breast-high.
Not a life lost! Like stepping off a jetty, Quabil proclaimed.
Not quite. But he had promised no one should drown.
How could theythe way I had laid hergust and swell and swill together?
And was there any salvage?
Neither stick nor string, my son. We had time to look, too. We stayed on the island till the first spring ship sailed for Port of Rome. They hadnt finished Ostia breakwater that year.
And, of course, Caesar paid you for your ship?
I made no claim. I saw it would be hopeless; and Julius, who knew Rome, was against any appeal to the authorities. He said that was the mistake Paul was making. And, I suppose, because I did not trouble them, and knew a little about the sea, they offered me the Port Inspectorship here. Theres no money in itif I were a poor man. Marseilles will never be a port again. Narbo has ruined her for good.
But Marseilles is far from under-Lebanon, Baeticus suggested.
The further the better. I lost my boy three years ago in Foul Bay, off Berenice, with the Eastern Fleet. He was rather like you about the eyes, too. You and your circumcised apes!
Buthonoured one! My master! Admiral!Father minehow could I have guessed?
The young man leaned forward to the others knee in act to kiss it. Quabil made as though to cuff him, but his hand came to rest lightly on the bowed head.
Nah! Sit, lad! Sit back. Its just the thing the Boy would have said himself. You didnt hear it, Sulinor?
I guessed it had something to do with the likeness as soon as I set eyes on him. You dont so often go out of your way to help lame ducks.
You can see for yourself she needs undergirting, Mango!
So did that Tyrian tub last month. And you told her she might bear up for Narbo or bilge for all of you! But he shall have his working-party to-morrow, Red.
Baeticus renewed his thanks. The River man cut him short.
Luck of the Gods, he said. Fivefouryears ago I might have been waiting for you anywhere in the Long Puddle with fifty River menand no moon.
Baeticus lifted a moist eye to the slip-hooks on his yardarm, that could hoist and drop weights at a sign.
You might have had a pig or two of ballast through your benches coming alongside, he said dreamily.
And where would my overhead-nettings have been? the other chuckled.
Blazingat fifty yards. What are firearrows for?
To fizzle and stink on my wet sea-weed blindages. Try again.
They were shooting their fingers at each other, like the little boys gambling for olive-stones on the quay beside them.
Go ongo on, my son! Dont let that pirate board, cried Quabil.
Baeticus twirled his right hand very loosely at the wrist.
In that case, he countered, I should have fallen back on my foster-kinmy fathers island horsemen.
Sulinor threw up an open palm.
Take the nuts, he said. Tell me, is it true that those infernal Balearic slingers of yours can turn a bull by hitting him on the horns?
On either horn you choose. My father farms near New Carthage. They come over to us for the summer to work. There are ten in my crew now.
Sulinor hiccoughed and folded his hands magisterially over his stomach.
Quite proper. Piracy must be put down! Rome says so. I do so, said he.
I see, the younger man smiled. But tell me, why did you leave the slavethe Euxine trade, O Strategos?
That sea is too like a wine-skin. Only one neck. It made mine ache. So I went into the Egyptian run with Quabil here.
But why take service in the Fleet? Surely the Wheat pays better?
I intended to. But I had dysentery at Malta that winter, and Paul looked after me.
Too much muttering and laying-on of hands for me, said Quabil; himself muttering about some Thessalian jugglery with a snake on the island.
You werent sick, Quabil. When I was getting better, and Paul was washing me off once, he asked if my citizenship were in order. He was a citizen himself. Well, it was and it was not. As second of a wheat-ship I was ex officio Roman citizenfor signing bills and so forth. But on the beach, my ship perished, he said I reverted to my original shtaystatusof an extra-provinshal Dacian by a SichSishScythianI think she wasmother. Awkwardwhat? All the Middle Sea echoes like a public bath if a man is wanted.
Sulinor reached out again and filled. The wine had touched his huge bulk at last.
But, as I was saying, once in the Fleet nowadays one is a Roman with authorityno waiting twenty years for your papers. And Paul said to me: Serve Caesar. You are not canvas I can cut to advantage at present. But if you serve Caesar you will be obeying at least some sort of law. He talked as though I were a barbarian. Weak as I was, I could have snapped his back with my bare hands. I told him so. I dont doubt it, he said. But that is neither here nor there. If you take refuge under Caesar at sea, you may have time to think. Then I may meet you again, and we can go on with our talks. But that is as The God wills. What concerns you now is that, by taking service, you will be free from the fear that has ridden you all your life.
Was he right? asked Baeticus after a silence.
He was. I had never spoken to him of it, but he knew it. He knew! Fireswordthe seatorture evenone does not think of them too often. But not the Beasts! Aie! Not the Beasts! I fought two dog-wolves for the life on a sand-bar when I was a youngster. Look!
Sulinor showed his neck and chest.
They set the sheep-dogs on Paul at some place or other oncebecause of his philosophy And he was going to see Caesargoing to see Caesar! And hehe had washed me clean after dysentery!
Mother of Carthage, you never told me that! said Quabil.
Nor should I now, had the wine been weaker.
I am made all things to all men Hebrew, Roman, and Greek In each ones tongue I speak, Suiting to each my word, That some may be drawn to the Lord!
I am made all things to all men
Since I was overcome
I was made all things to all men, |
When the executors had arranged this, Harries, who might have been called an almost-unpaid attaché at Washe Observatory, gave a dinner to three men, whom he had tried and proved beneath glaring and hostile moons in No Mans Land.
Vaughan, Assistant Surgeon at St. Peggottys, was building himself a practice near Sloane Street. Loftie, pathologist, with the beginnings of a reputation, wasfor he had married the unstable daughter of one of his earlier London landladiesbacteriological advisor to a Public Department, on five-hundred-and-seventy pounds per annum, and a prospect of being graded for pension. Ackerman, also a St. Peggottys man, had been left a few hundreds a year just after he had qualified, and so had given up all serious work except gastronomy and the allied arts.
Vaughan and Loftie knew of Harries luck, which Harries explained in detail at the dinner, and stated what, at the lowest count, his income would be.
Now, said he, Tacks can tell you.
Ackerman made himself small in his chair, as though it had been the shell-hole whence he had once engineered their retreat.
We know each other fairly well, he began. Weve seen each other stripped to the Ultimate Atom pretty often? We neednt camouflage? Agreed? Youre always saying what youd do if you were independent. Have you changed your minds?
Not me, said Vaughan, whose oft-told dream was a nursing-home of his own near Sloane Street. He had marked the very house for it.
Do you think Id keep on with this sewage job if it wasnt for the pension? Loftie asked. He had followed research the more keenly since, at twenty-two, he had wrecked his own happiness.
Be free, then, said Ackerman. Take three thousand
Hold on, Harries broke in plaintively. I said up to five.
Sorry, old man! I was trying for the commission. Take up to five thousand a year from Harries for as long as you choosefor life, if you like. Then research on your own lines, Loftie, andandlet the Bull know if you stumble on anything. Thats the idea, isnt it?
Not all. Harries surged a little in his seat. A mans entitled to use a telescope as well as a microscope, isnt he? WellIve got notions I want to test. They mean keeping ones eyes open andlogging the exact times that things happen.
Thats what you said when you lectured our company about Astrologythat night under Arras. Dyou mean planetary influences? Loftie spoke with a scientists scorn.
This isnt my lecture. Harries flushed. This is my gamble. We cant tell on what system this dam dynamo of our universe is wound, but we know were in the middle of every sort of wave, as we call em. They used to be influences.
Like Venus, Cancer, and that lot? Vaughan inquired.
Yesif you choose. Now I want Vaughan to start his clinic, and give me a chance to test my notions occasionally. No! Not faith-healing! Loftie can worry his cells and tissues with radium as much as he likes. But
Were only on the threshold of radium, Loftie snapped.
Then get off it! was the blasphemous retort. Radiums a post hoc, not a propter. I want you merely to watch some of your cellgrowths all round the clock. Dont think! Watchand put down the times of any changes you see.
Or imagine? Loftie supplemented.
Youve got it. Imagination is what we want. This rigid thinking game is hanging up research. You told me yourself, the other night, it was becoming all technique and no advance, Harries ended.
Thats going too far. Were on the edge of big developments.
All the better! Take the money and go ahead. Think of your lab., Lofter! Stoves, filters, sterilisers, frigidariaeverything you choose to indent for!
Ive brought along Schermoltzs last catalogue. You might care to look at it, later. Ackerman passed the pamphlet into Lofties stretched hand.
Five thousand a year, Loftie muttered and turned the enthralling pages. God! What one could afford! . . . But Im not worth the money, Bull. Besides, its robbery. . . . Youll never arrive at anything by this astrology nonsense.
But you may, on your lines. What do you suppose is the good of Research?
God knows, Loftie replied, devouring the illustrations. Onlyonly it lookssometimesas if He were going to tell.
Thats all we want, Harries coaxed. Keep your eye on Him, and if He seems inclined to split about anything, put it down.
Ive had my eye on that house for the last half-year. You could build out a lift-shaft at the back. Vaughan looked and spoke into the future.
Here the padrone came in to say that if more drinks were needed, they should be ordered.
Ackerman ordered; Harries stared at the fire; Loftie sank deeper into the catalogue; and Vaughan into his vision of the desirable house for his clinic. The padrone came back with a loaded tray.
Its too much money to takeeven from you, Bull. Vaughans voice was strained. If youd lend me a few hundred for my clinic, I could . . .
Loftie came out of the catalogue and babbled to the same effect, while he reckoned up for just how many pounds a week the horror that defiled his life and lodgings could be honourably removed from both till it drank itself dead.
Harries reared up over them like a walrus affronted.
Do you remember the pill-box at Zillebeeke, and the skeleton in the door? Who pinched the bombs for us then? he champed.
Me and The Lofter, said Vaughan, sullen as a schoolboy.
What for?
Because we dam well needed em.
We need em worse now! Were up against the beggar in the pill-box. Hes called Deathif youve ever heard of him. This stuff of mine isnt money, you imbeciles! Its a service-issuesame as socks. Wewe havent kept on saving each others silly lives for this! Oh, dont let me down! Cant you see? The big voice quavered.
Kamerad, Bull! Ill come in, said Loftie. Vaughans hands had gone up first, and he was the first to recover himself, saying: What about Tacks? He isnt let off, is he?
No. Im going to make commission out of the lot of you, said Ackerman. Meantime! Come on, me multi-millionaires! The Bald-headed Beggar in the pill-box is old, but the night is yet young.
The effects of five thousand a year are stimulating.
A mere Cabinet Minister, dependent on elections for his place, looking in on a Committee where Loftie was giving technical evidence, asked in too loud a whisper, if that all-but-graded Civil Servant were one of my smell-and-tell temporaries. Lofties resignation was in that evening. Vaughan, assisted by an aunt, started a little nursing-home near Sloane Street, where his new household napery lift and drying-cupboards almost led to his capture by just the kind of girl, my dear, to make an ideal wife for a professional man.
Harries continued to observe the heavens, and commissioned Ackerman to find a common meeting-place. ThisSimson House was its namehad been a small boys school in a suburb without too many trams. Ackerman put in floods of water, light and power, an almost inspired kitchen-range, a house-man and his cook-wife, and an ex-Navy petty rating as valet-plumber, steward-engineer, and butler-electrician; set four cots in four little bedrooms, and turned the classroom in the back garden into a cement-floored hall of great possibilities, which Harries was the first to recognise. He cut off a cubicle at one end of it, where he stored books, clocks, and apparatus. Next, Loftie clamoured for a laboratory and got it, dust and air-tight, with lots of the Schermoltz toys laid out among taps and sinks and glass shelves. Hither he brought various numbered odds-and-ends which Vaughan and other specialists had sent him in the past, and on which, after examination, he had pronounced verdicts of importance to unknown men and women. Some of the samplesmere webs of cancerous tissuehe had, by arts of his own, kept alive in broths and salts after sentence had been executed on their sources of origin.
There were two specimensNumbers 127 and 128from a rarish sort of affliction in exactly the same stage of development and precisely the same position, in two women of the same age and physique, who had come up to Vaughan on the same afternoon, just after Vaughan had been appointed Assistant Surgeon at St. Peggottys. And when the absurdly identical operations were over, a man, whose praise was worth having, but whose presence had made Vaughan sweat into his palms, had complimented him. So far as St. Peggottys knew, both cases were doing well several months after. Harries found these samples specially interesting, and would pore over them long times on end, for he had always used the microscope very neatly.
Suppose you watch what these do for a while, he suggested to Loftie one day.
I know what theyll do well enough, the other returned. He was hunting a line of his own in respect to brain-cells.
Then couldnt you put Frost on to watch em with a low-power lens? Harries went on. Hes a trained observer in his own line. What? Of course hes at your disposition, old man. You could make anything of him. Oh, by the way, do you happen to remember what time of day you operated on One-twenty-Seven and Eight?
Afternoon, of courseat St. Peggottysbetween three and five. Its down somewhere.
It dont matter. I only wanted to get an idea. Then youll turn on Frost to watch em? Thanks awfully.
Frost, the valet-plumber, etc., was ex-captain of a turret, with the hard blue eye of the born gunlayera middle-aged, uncomely man, no mean mechanic, and used to instruments of precision. He liked sitting in a warm room, looking through a microscope at what he called muckings, with instructions to watch em all round the clock and log all changes. But no sooner did he begin than Loftie, jealous as two women, and knowing what beginners luck may do, stood watch and watch with him. Loftie was in hard work on his brain-cells, and the monotony of this sentry-go made him fear that his mind might build theories on self-created evidence. So he told Frost, after a while, that the whole thing was absurd, as well as bad for the eyes. Isnt it? he added.
I dont know how it is with you, sir, Frost replied. It sometimes makes me feel as if I were seeing a sort of ripple strike up along the edges of em. Like broken water, with the sun tipping it. Like Portland Race in open-and-shut weather.
Thats eye-strain. But when does it come onwith you?
Sometimes through the middle watchfrom twelve to four a.m. Then, again, it will come on through the first and second dog-watchesfour to eight p.m., sir.
No matter whichwhat sampleyou are looking at? Loftie asked keenly.
Id say it depended on the sample. Now, One-twenty-Eightseems to meplays up in the middle watchfrom midnight onand One-twenty-Seven in the afternoon. Ive logged it all.
Three months later, at Simson House, Loftie told the others that, while not in the least departing from his own theories, there was a phenomenon, which for the sake of brevity he would call tide, in Samples 127 and 128. It occurred at certain hours, which had all been noted and passed on to Harriesfor what that may be worth.
Harries smiled, and hired an expensive expert to photo the two samples and film them; which took several weeks and cost some hundreds of pounds. They all checked the magnified tides by some curious tables which Harries had worked outfor what thats worth, as Loftie said.
Harries said it was worth the expense, and took to spending a good deal of his leisure at Simson House. Vaughan, too, reeking of ether, would put in for shelter there, as the hunt after him (which his aunt whipped) quickened with his successes. Loftie had been almost a fixture in his lab. from the first; and poor Tacks, who could no more have made a dishonest penny than he could have saved an honest one, catered for them so lavishly that even the cook shied at the weekly bills, which Harries flatly refused to audit.
Three months after their first films release, Loftie read them a typed paper before dinner, asserting there was tide in the normal cells of all tissues which he and his helper, Frost, had observed; but he could see no sign of tide in the malignant areas. He detailed tests and observations till they yawned. Then Frost ran the latest film for themin slow and quick timeand they sat round the fire.
Im not committing myself to anything, said Loftie, speaking like a badly-shaken human being, but every dam tissue up till now seems to have its own time for its own tides. Samples from the same source have the same tides in strength and time. But, as I showed you just now, there are minute constant variationsreactions to something or otherin each tide, as individual as finger-prints. I wouldnt stake my reputation on it except to you. But I know its so.
What do you suppose it means? Vaughan half-whispered.
As I read it, Harries spoke quietly, the minor differences in those tides in the tissues are due to interferences with the main or external influencewhichever it may bewhich sets up, or which is, the main tide in all matter. They both come from without. Not within.
How far out? Vaughan asked.
Cant tellyetto a few light-years. Ive been trying to disentangle the minor interferences or influenceswhich may be due to the nearererinfluencesfrom the main tide. In my opinion
Stop! Loftie cried shrilly. You swore us all not to theorise before a year.
Hear me out! Ive verified some of my calculations at my end of the game, and they justify me in saying that . . . we are all justified in getting tight to-night.
So, then, they did: being drunk with the ferment of their own speculations before they went to table. Loftie, whom Ackerman confined to strong beer as best for tired brain-cells, rose up above the savoury, and said that he was the Servant of the Infil-tresimally Minute, but not of that fat tape-worm, Tacks. Harries described to them the vasts of the Ultimate Heavens fizzing in spirals withor rather likechampagne, but all one generating station of one Power drawn from the Absolute, and of one essence and substance with all things. Then he slept soundly. Vaughanthe professional manmerely wanted to telephone for a taxi that he might drive to discredit a hated West End rival by calling him to his bedroom window and there discussing dichotomya hard word at 3 A.M.
Then they packed Loftie off for a months holiday, with a cubic metre of seven-and-sixpenny detective novels, plus Vaughans aunt to see that he ate and dressed properly. On his return, he began certain experiments with mice, which Frost took charge of in the boiler-room, because he remembered when their ancestors served in the earliest submarines. It seemed that tides worked in their tissues also; but slipped a little round the clock according to the season of each litters birth.
And there were born to them mice among mice with prodigious tides. Some of these, inoculated at the flood, threw off the trouble, and were promoted by Frost to the rating of pets. Treated on their lowest ebbs, they perished less quickly than the average. Harries kept careful count of their times in all things and ways, and had Frost sling some of their cages on various compass-bearings or set them out in moonlight or thunderstorms.
This last was too much for Loftie, who returned once more to the legitimate drama of cultures and radium emanations, and the mysteries of malignant cells which never acknowledge any tide. At the end of three weeks, he, and Frost, broke off the campaign.
He said to Harries one evening after watching their usual film: What do you suppose germs think of?
If youve got as far as that, was the answer, youll develop an imagination one day.
Then Vaughan came in full of trouble. His matron had been immobilised by sciatica, and his household staff had taken base advantages. He needed at once, some table-napkins, some bathtowels, two jacketed water jugs and a metalnot chinabedroom breakfast-set. Ackerman said he would speak to Frost and see what could be spared from the ship.
While they were laughing at Vaughan, St. Peggottys rang him up. He replied: Well, well! If it was coming, it was to be expected now. . . . One of my beds empty? . . . You can have it. . . . Send her over to me. . . . You must! . . Ill warn my people to expect her? . . . Oh? Thats all right. . . . Ill send the car. . . . Yes, and all other expenses. . . . Because I operated on her originally, of course. Well expect her at nine, then. . Righto! . . . Not in the least. Thank you, old man.
He then telephoned his home to prepare for a patient, and returned to the still circle by the fire.
Its one of those twin cases of mine, he explained. One of ems back again. Recurrencein the scarafter eighteen months.
That means? said Harries.
With that particular kind of troublethreefive months reprieveperhaps. Then final recurrence. The other ones all right, so far, they say.
She would be. This one is One-twenty-Eight, said Loftie.
How do you make that out?
Frost had entered and was going through Vaughans indent with Ackerman.
Frost, what is One-twenty-Eights timing? Loftie interposed.
One-two-Eight, sir? Flood from midnight till four a.m.ebb from four to eight p.m. . . Yes, sir, I can make the table-linen all right, and the jugs. But were short on bath-towels just now.
Would it prove anything if she lasted out nine months? Harries picked up the thread of talk with Vaughan.
No. There are rallies and reserves.
A full year?
I should accept that. But I know who wouldnt. Vaughan gave a great name.
Thanks for reminding me, said Ackerman over his shoulder. Frost, the bathroom hotwater pipe has got arterial sclerosis, too. Operate on it.
When shall you operate, Taffy? Harries held on.
To-morrow at a quarter to ten. I always feel fittest then.
Think of the patient for a change. Suppose you stand-to at a few minutes to midnight tomorrow? Ill telephone you zero from here.
Vaughan seemed a shade taken aback. Midnight? Oh, certainly, he said. But Ill have to warn my anaesthetist.
And Ferrers ll swear youve taken to drink or drugs, said Ackerman. Besides, think of your poor matron and the nurse whos got to have her evening off? Much better let the woman conk out in Trades Union hours, Taffy.
Dry up, padrone, said Loftie. No need to bring in Ferrers. Ill take his placeif you think Im safe.
Since this was as if Raeburn had volunteered to prime a canvas for Benjamin West, Vaughan accepted, and they sat down to eat.
When he and Loftie had refreshed their memories of One-two-Eights construction and arrangements, they asked Harries why he had chosen that time for the operation. Harries said that by his reckonings it should fall nearer the womans birthday. His guess at its actual date he wrote down and was passing it to Vaughan, when Vaughans Nursing Home reported the arrival of the patient, not unduly fatigued and most anxious to thank Doctor Vaughan for the amazing kindness which had rescued her from the open ward.
The table listened to Vaughans reply, soothing and sustaining, and, by tone, assuming the happiest issue out of this annoying little set-back. When he hung up, he said: Shewants it the day after to-morrow, because thats her birthday. She thinks it ll be lucky.
Make it midnight, then, of the day after tomorrow, and look at the date I wrote down. . . . No! The Devil has nothing to do with it. By the wayif it wont cramp your stylecould you set the table on Harries gave a compass bearing.
Dont be shy, said Ackerman. Hed stand her on her head to operate now, if the Bull told him. Are you off, Taffy? Frost ll put all your towels and pots in a taxi. Sorry if Ive hurt your feelings.
Lofties account of the operation did not interest Frost so much as the samples he brought back. It took both of them three or four days to plant them out properly. In return, Frost told Loftie that our end of the show, with Major Harries at the sidereal clock, waiting till the sights came on, and Captain Ackerman at the telephone, waiting to pass the range to Captain Vaughan in Sloane Street, was just like Jutland.
Now, this lady of ours, he said after a busy silence. How would she lie in her bed?
Loftie gave a bearing which he had heard Harries give Vaughan.
I expect Major Harries knows, if anyone, was Frosts placid comment. Its the same as ships compasses varying according as their heads lay when they were building.
Its crazy mad. Thats all!
Which was what the Admiralty said at first about steam in the Navy, Frost grinned.
He put away a set of sealed cover-glasses and reverently returned some lenses to their velvet shrines.
Not to talk of that lady of ours he straightened up as he spokesome of my mice arent behaving as I could wish.
Which? said Loftie. There were several types of experiments under way.
One or two of some that recovered after inoculationsince discharged and promoted to pets. But it looks as if theyd had a relapse. Theyre highly restlessalways trying to escape outas if they were wild, not white. I dont like it.
Clean up, then, Loftie answered, and well go down to the boiler-room.
In one of the cages there, a doe with a plum-coloured saddle was squeaking, as she strove desperately to work through the wires with semitransparent hand-like forefeet. Frost set the cage on a table under an electric and handed her dossier to Loftie. This gave her birth, age, date and nature of inoculation, date also when her system seemed to have cleared itself of the dose; and, of course, the times and strengths of her tides. It showed dead-ebb for her at that hour.
What does she think shes doing? Loftie whispered. It isnt her natural squeak, either.
They watched. She laboured increasingly at the barrier; sat up as though most intently listening; leaped forward and tore into her task beneath the glare of the basement-bulb.
Turn it out, said Loftie. Its distressing her.
Frost obeyed. In a few seconds the little noises changed to a flutter and ceased.
I thought so! Now well look again, said Loftie. Oh! Oh! God!
Too late, Frost cried. Shes broke her neck! Fair broken her pretty little neck between the wires! How did she do it?
In convulsion, Loftie stammered. Convulsion at the last. She pushed and pushed with her head in the wires and that acted as a wedge . . . and . . . what do you think?
I expect Im thinking pretty much the same as you are, sir. Frost replaced the cage under the leads and fuses which he had painted man-owar fashion. It looks like two tides meeting, he added. That always sets up a race, and a race is worst at ebb. She must have been caught on her ebban knocked over! Pity! There ought to be some way of pulling em through it.
Lets see if there isnt, said Loftie, and lifted out the tiny warm body with a needed droplet of blood on the end of the nose.
One-two-Eight (Mrs. Berners) made a good recovery, and since she seemed alone in the world, Vaughan said that, as payment, she must stay on in his home and complete it to his satisfaction. She was touchingly grateful. After a few months (her strength returning) she asked to do something for her benefactors. No one seemed to look after the linen at Mr. Vaughans. Might she repair, count, store, and, even, give it outfor she had had experience in that line as a housekeeper. Her prayer was granted, and the work of getting at the things Vaughan had started the Home with; had bought, but had never entered; had raided from Ackerman, and thoughtor worse, was quite surethat he had sent back; or had lost by laundries and through servants, did her good. It also brought her over to Simson House to return things to Frost, where Harries and Ackerman complimented her on her appearance, and Loftie asked her to administer his chance-bought body-linen. She was delighted. She told them that, when she had nothing to do, she mostly felt in peoples way, and as if she ought to go on elsewhere. Loftie asked her why. She answered that, when her troubles were on her, they kept her busy, if it was only at trying not to cry. But now that they had been removed and by such kind gentlementhe busiest day was none too full for her. She had a trick of tossing her head sideways and upwards, sometimes in the midst of her overseeing, and would say: Well, well! I cant keep at this all the time. I must be off elsewhere where Im wantedLofties Home or Simson House as the case might be.
They discussed her at long and at large, one evening, throughout a film whichVaughan and Loftie collaboratingwas based on her more recent productions.
Vaughan was well satisfied. You see! Nothing has struck back. I know that her strengthnotice how the tides have steadiedand our new blankets weigh a bit, toois above normal. She has covered seven months and twenty-three days, andI tell youher scar is simply beautiful.
Well take your word, said Harries. Now bring on your mouse-film, Loftie.
And Loftie, while Frost slowed, speeded, or went back at command, spoke of mice that had recovered apparently from certain infections, but had fallen later into a characteristic unease, followed by nervous crisesas shownculminating in what seemed to be attempts at suicide.
In every case where an attempt had succeeded, the vacuolesthe empty centreswhich do not take stainof the brain-cells over a minute area seemed to have blown out, apparently as(Thisll interest you, I know. I hired it from the Dominion Weather Bureau last week.) asa house explodes through its own windows under the vacuum set up by a tornado. They then beheld a three-storey, clapboarded hotel vomiting itself outwards, while the black hook of a tornados tip writhed and fished above it.
Sometimes, Loftie went on, an affected mouse would recover, after nervous upheavals very like those of tetanusas they had seenfollowed by collapse and amazingly sub-normal temperatures, and then a swift resumption of normal life. They could draw their own conclusions.
Ackerman broke their stillness. Frost, go back, please, to that bit showing the movement of their heads when the attacks are coming on. Frost began again.
Whos that like? Ackerman called out suddenly. Am I wrong?
No, sir, Frost groaned out of the dark. Then they all saw.
Well, I cant stay here! Ive got to move on elsewhere where Im wanted, Ackerman quoted half-aloud. And her hands working! The forefeetI mean her hands! Look! Its her!
Thats exactly her listening attitude, too, said Harries. I never noticed it before.
Why would youwith nothing to check it by? said Loftie. What does it mean?
It means shes as likely as not to chuck herself under a lorry some day, between here and Sloane Street, Frost interrupted, as though he had full knowledge and right.
How do you know? Vaughan began. Shes absolutely normal.
The flexes of the camera had not been disconnected, so they were still darkling.
Shes not! Shes all astray. God knows where shes straying; but shes not here, moren the dead. Frost repacked the camera and went out. They gathered round Harries.
As I read it, he laid down, after some preliminaries, she has been carried yes, tidedover the time that her trouble ought to have finished her. That is two or three months now, isnt it, Taffy? But, she wasnt saved by the knife. She was saved by the knife at the proper time of tide.
She has lasted seven months and twenty-three days. Most unusual, I grant, with that type of growth; but not conclusive, was Vaughans retort.
Hear me out. Qua Death, as created. or evolved, on this planet (He neednt exist elsewhere, you know), and especially qua the instrument of decay that was to kill her, shes some odd weeks owing to the grave. But, qua the influencetide, if you likeexternal to this swab of culture which we call our world, she has been started on a new tide of life. The gamble is that, after crises, something like those weve seen in the mice, that tide may carry her beyond theerthe demand of the grave. Its beginning to be pull-devil, pull-baker between em now, I should imagine.
I see your line, Bull, said Loftie. When ought her crises to be due? Becauseits all as insane as the restbut there may be an off-chance of
The suicidal tendency comes first, said Ackerman. Why not have her watched when she goes out? Taffys nurses can keep an eye on her indoors.
Youve been reading my sleuth-tales, Loftie smiled.
Make it so, then. Any decent inquiry-agency would undertake it, I suppose, said Harries.
Ill leave the choice to Frost. Ill only take the commission. Were in for a wildish time. Shes a womannot a white mouse! Ackerman said, and added thoughtfully: But the champion ass, as distinguished from mere professional fool, of us all, is Taffy!
Vaughan had ordered her never to go afoot between Simson House and the Nursing Home, and, also, to take taxis to and from her little exercise walks in the parks, where she so often picked up the nice elderly ladys-maid with the pom, the sales-lady from the Stores, and other well-spoken lady strangers near her own class (at ever so many shillings an hour). Of Mr. Frost she saw but little that summer, owing to the pressure of his duties and some return, they told her, of rheumatism contracted in the defence of his country. The worst that came to her was a slight attack of stiff neck, caught from sitting in a draught. As to her health, she admitted that sometimes she felt a bit flustered in the head, but otherwise could not be better.
She was recounting her mercies, a little fulsomely as usual, to Loftie one afternoon in the common-room of Simson House, where she had brought him some new shirts marked. Frost had taken them upstairs, and Loftie had hinted that he must get back to his work. She flicked her head sideways and said that she was busy, too. In the same breath, but in a whisper, she ran on I dont want to die, Mr. Loftie. But Ive got to. Ive reelly got to get out of this. Im wanted elsewhere, butshe shiveredI dont like going.
Then she raced, with lowered head, straight towards the wall. Loftie snatched at her dress, turned her, so that she struck the wall with her shoulder and felland Frost came down to find him grappling with her, not inexpertly.
She broke away and skimmed across the room. Frost ran and tripped her, and brought her down. She would have beaten her head on the floor, but he jerked it up, his palm beneath her chin, and dragged her to her feet. Then he closed.
She was silent, absorbed in this one business of driving to the nearest wall through whatever stood between. Small and fragile though she was, she flung the twelve-stone Frost clear of her again and again; and a side-pushing stroke of her open palm spun Loftie half across the hall. The struggle lasted without a break, but her breath had not quickened, when like a string she relaxed, repeating that she did not want to die. As she cried to Loftie to hold her, she slipped away between them, and they had to chase her round the furniture.
They backed her down on the couch at last, Loftie clinging to her knees, while Frosts full strength and weight forced the thin arms over her head. Again the body gave, and the low, casual whisper began: After what you said outside Barkers in the wet, you dont think I reelly want to die. Mr. Frost? I dontnot a mite. But Ive got to. Ive got to go where Im wanted.
Frost had to kneel on her right arm then, holding her left down with both hands. Loftie, braced against the sofa, mastered her feet, till the outbreak passed in shudders that shook all three. Her eyes were shut. Frost raised an eyelid with his thumb and peered closely.
Lor! said she, and flushed to the temples. The two shocked men leapt clear at once. She lifted a hand to her disordered hair. Whos done this? she said. Whyve I come all over like this? I ought to be busy dying. Loftie was ready to throw himself on her again, but Frost held up a hand.
You can suit yourself about that, Mrs. Berners, he said. What Ive been at you all this time to find out is, what youve done with our plated toast-rack, towels, etcetera.
He shook her by the shoulders, and the rest of her pale hair descended.
One plated toast-rack and two egg-cups, which went over to Mr. Vaughans on indent last April twenty-eighth, together with four table-napkins and six sheets. I ask because Im responsible for em at this end.
But Ive got to die.
So weve all, Mrs. Berners. But before you do, I want to know what you did with. . . . He repeated the list and the date. You know the routine between the houses as well as I do. I sent em by Mr. Ackermans orders, on Mr. Vaughans indent. When do you check your linen? Monthly or quarterly?
Quarterly. But Im wanted elsewhere.
If you arent a little more to the point, Mrs. Berners, Ill tell you where you will be wanted before long, and what for. Im not going to lose my character on account of your carelessnessif no worse. An heres Mr. Loftie. . . .
Dont drag me in, Loftie whispered, with male horror.
Leave us alone! I know me class, sir. . . . Mr. Loftie who has done everything for you.
It was Mr. Vaughan. He wouldnt let me die. She tried to stand, fell back, and sat up on the couch.
You wont get out of it that way. Cast back in your memory and see if you can clear yourself! Frost began anew, scientifically as a female inquisitor; mingling details, inferences, dates, and innuendoes with reminders of housekeeping ritual: never overwhelming her, save when she tried to ride off on her one piteous side-issue, but never accepting an answer. Painfully, she drew out of her obsession, protesting, explaining, striving to pull her riven wits into service; but always hunted from one rambling defence to the next, till, with eyes like those of a stricken doe, she moaned: Oh, Fred! Fred! The only thing Ive ever tookyou said so outside Barkerswas your own ard eart.
Frosts face worked, but his voice was the petty-officers with the defaulter.
No such names between us, Mrs. Berners, till this is settled.
He crumpled his wet eyes, as though judging an immense range. Then observed deliberately
Ask meId say youre a common thief.
She stared at him for as long as a shell might take to travel to an horizon. Then came the explosion of natural human wrathshe would not stoop to denial, she saidtill, choking on words of abuse, she hit him weakly over the mouth, and dropped between his feet.
Shes come back! said Frost, his face transfigured. What next?
My room. Tell Cook to put her to bed. Fill every hot-water bottle weve got, and warm the blankets. Ill telephone the Home. Then well risk the injections.
Frost slung her, limp as a towel, over his shoulder, and, turning, asked: Thisall these symptoms dont need to be logged, sirdo they? Wewe know something like em?
Loftie nodded assent.
She came up shuddering out of the seven days chill of the cheated grave, and Vaughans nurses told her what a dreadful thing was this suppressed influenza which had knocked her out, but that she might report for duty in a few weeks. Ackerman, who loved Vaughan more than the others put together, testified on their next film-night that Taffy was almost worthy to be called a medical man for his handling of the case.
Tacks, said Vaughan kindly, you are as big a dam fool about my job as I was about Frost. I injected what the Lofter gave me, at the times that Harries told me. The rest was old wives practice.
She always looked like a wet hen, said Harries. Now she goes about like a smiling sheep. I wish Id seen her crises. Did you or Frost time em, Lofter?
It wasnt worth it, was the light answer. Just hysteria. But shes covered her full year now. Dyou suppose weve held her?
I should say yes. I dont know how you feel, butVaughan beamedthe more I see of her scar, the more pleased I am. Ah! That was a lovely bit of work, even if I am only a carpenter, Tacks!
But, speaking with some relation to ordinary life, what does all this lunacy of ours prove? Ackerman demanded.
Not a dam thing, except that it may give us some data and inferences which may serve as some sort of basis for some detail of someone elses work in the future, Harries pronounced. The main point, as I read it, is that it makes onenot so much thinkResearch is gummed up with thinkingas imagine a bit.
Thatll be possible, tooby the time Frost and I have finished with this film, said Loftie.
It included a sequence of cultures, from mice who had overcome their suicidal fits, attenuated through a human being who, very obligingly, in the intervals of running the camera, described the effects of certain injections on his own rugged system. The earlier ones, he admitted, had fair slung him round the deck.
It was chuck it and chance it, Loftie apologised. You see, we couldnt tell, all this summer, when Mrs. Berners might play up for the grave. So I rather rushed the injections through Frost. I havent worked out my notes yet. Youll get em later.
He stayed to help Frost put back some of the more delicate gear, while the others went to change.
Not to talk about that lady of ours, Frost said presently. My firstthough, of course, her mother never warned medrank a bit. She disgraced me all round Fratton pretty much the whole of one commission. And she died in Lock Ospital. So, Ive had my knock.
Some of us seem to catch it. Ive had mine, too, Loftie answered.
I never heard that. Butthe voice changedI knew itsurer than if Id been told.
Yes. God help us! said Loftie, and shook his hand. Frost, not letting go of it, continued One thing more, sir. I didnt properly take it in at the timenot being then concernedbutthat first operation on that lady of mine, was it of a nature thatll precludeso to sayexpectations ofof offspring?
Absolutely, old man, Lofties free hand dropped on Frosts shoulder.
Pity! There ought to be some way of pulling em through itsomehowoughtnt there?
IN THEIR deepest caverns of limestone They pictured the Gods of Food The Horse, the Elk, and the Bison That the hunting might be good; With the Gods of Death and Terror The Mammoth, Tiger, and Bear. And the pictures moved in the torchlight To show that the Gods were there! But that was before Ionia (Or the Seven Holy Islands of Ionia) Any of the Mountains of Ionia, Had bared their peaks to the air.
The close years packed behind them,
We dream one Breath in all things,
It died at the Gate of Knowledge
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THE MAN that is open of heart to his neighbour, And stops to consider his likes and dislikes, His blood shall be wholesome whatever his labour, His luck shall be with him whatever he strikes. The Splendour of Morning shall duly possess him, That he may not be sad at the falling of eve. And, when he has done with mere livingGod bless him! A many shall sigh, and one Woman shall grieve!
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But Mr. Gravell, having made his fortune out of solid manures, now naturally wished to render them all unnecessary by breathing into the soil such gases as should wake its dormant powers. He believed that he had had successes with flowerpots on balconies, but he needed a larger field, and a nice country-house, where Jemmy could bring down friends for week-ends, and he could listen to them talking and watch how they deferred to his son.
On a spring day, then, Mr. Gravell drove sixty miles by appointment to a largish, comfortable house, with a hundred acres of land. These included a ravishing little dell, planted with azaleas, and screened from the tarred road by a belt of evergreensa windless hollow, where gas could lie undisturbedly to benefit vegetation.
Thereupon he bought the place, told Jemmy what he had done, and, as usual, asked him to attend to the rest. Jemmy overhauled drains and roofs; imported the housekeeper and staff of their London house; reserved a couple of rooms for his own week-ends, and settled in beside his father. There had been some talk lately, behind the latters back, of increased blood-pressures, which would benefit by country life.
After a blissful honeymoon of months, Jemmy asked him whether he had met a Major Kniveat in the village, who expected his name to be pronounced Kniveed, the t being soft in that very particular family.
Is there a village here? No-o, my dear. Who is he?
One of the natives. You might have run across him.
No. I didnt come down here to run across people. Im busy. Mr. Gravell went off to the dell as usual, to help the vegetation.
Jem had asked because Mrs. Saul, their housekeeper and a born gossip, had told him that a Major Kniveat, retired, of the Regular Army, had told everyone at the Golf Club that Mr. Gravell had bought the house for the purpose of thrusting himself into local society, and that the Major was eagerly awaiting any attempt in this direction, so that the village might show how outsiders should be treated. Jem had not dwelt on this till, at a tennis-party, he had been cross-examined by the Rectors very direct wife as to whether his father meant to offer himself for the Bench of Justices of the Peace, or the County, District, or Parish Councils. She hinted that the Major was ambitiousin those directions. Putting two and two together, as scientific men should, Jem made the total four.
The house was burdened with a home farm, which sent up milk, butter, and eggs, at more than London prices. That month they were making some hay. Jefferies, the working-foreman, was carrying the last field, and, though it was Saturday, when work in England stops at noon, had cajoled his men to work till five, promising he would pay them their wages and overtime in a field near a public-house, and remote from wives. While Mr. Gravell was busy in his dell, a woman came upon him, crying: You aint paid your men!
I dont, said Mr. Gravell.
But Ive got to get into town for my week-end shoppins. Why aint you paid em off at noon, same as always?
I dont know.
Dont ye? Then I lay you dont know what Im goin to do. Im goin right up to the Street (village), an Im goin to tell em there that this ouse dont pay its people. Thats what Im goin to say, and Ill lay theyll believe it.
Mr. Gravell was so sure that this was one of the things Jemmy attended to that he forgot to mention her to him. But Mrs. Jefferiess tale ran, by way of tradesmen, gardeners, and errand-boys, through the village. After Major Kniveat had had his turn, it was common knowledge that them Gravellses (in the higher circles, those manure-dealers) were undischarged bankrupts, who had made a practice of cheating their labour elsewhere, but who could not hope to work that trick here. Mrs. Saul told Jem, who asked Jefferies what it meant. Jefferies apologised for the temper of his wife, who had nerves above her station, and took tonic wines to steady them, and was sorry if there had been any misunderstanding. Jemmy, survivor of an unfeudal generation which had had all the trouble it wanted, telephoned the county town auctioneer to offer all live and dead stock on the home farm at the first autumn sales. Next, he let the fields as accommodation-land to local butchers; arranged for dairy produce to be delivered at the house by a real farm at much lower rates, andfor the North pays its debtsbrought down from the main Jannockshire Works a retired foreman, who had married Jems nurse, to sit rent-free in the farmhouse. But angry Mr. Jefferies joined the Public Services of his country, and worked on the roads for one-and-threepence an hour at Government stroketill he became an overseer.
In six weeks nothing remained of the Gravells agricultural past save one Angelique, an enormous white sow, for whom none would bid at the sales; she being stricken in years and a notorious gatecrasher. What did not yield to the judicial end of her carried away before the executive, and then she would wander far afield, where, though well-meaning as a hound-pup (for she had been the weakling of her litter and brought up in a Christian kitchen) her face and figure were against her with strangers. That was why she was indicted by a local bodyon Major Kniveats clamourfor obstructing a right-of-way by terrifying foot-passengersthree summer London Lady lodgers, to wit. They blocked her most-used gaps with barb-wire, which tickled her pleasantly, and she broke out again and again, till the local body, harried by the Major, indicted Mr. Gravell once more as proprietor of a public nuisance.
After this, she was kept in a solid brick sty at the home farm, where Mr. and Mrs. Enoch, the childless couple from the Jannockshire Works, made much of her. At intervals she would be let out to test stock-proof fencing or gates; when, often, Jemmy and his young friends would be judges, and her prize a cabbage.
Father and son passed a pleasant autumn together, varied by visits to town, and visits from young men who never showed up at church. But the imported staff, headed by Mrs. Saul, went there regularly for the honour of the establishment and to catch neighbourly comments after divine service. They heard, for a fact, that Mr. Gravell had cohabitated with a person of colour, which explained his sons Asiatic complexion.
All right, said Jemmy to Mrs. Saul, who was full of it. Dont let it get round to Dad, thats all.
And that Major Kniveat at their nasty little cat-parties he calls you The Alf-Caste, Mrs. Saul insisted.
Nigger, if you like. Dad isnt here for that sort of thing. He doesnt know there is a village. Tell your wenches to keep their mouths shut, or Ill sack em.
On Saturday of the next week-end, when Mr. Gravell had gone to bed, Jemmy told the tale to Kit Birtleall but his own brother. Kit was the son of Jems godfather and brevet-uncle, Sir Harry Birtle, who was the Works leading lawyerand he ranked therefore as brevet-nephew to Mr. Gravell, and kept changes of raiment at his house. He had done time as an Army doctor, and now specialised in post-war afflictions visible and invisible. Jems point was that his own dusky colour gave an interesting clue to the composition of some gas which he had inhaled near Arras a few years before. Said Kit: You do look rather a half-caste. Get yourself overhauled again by that man in France.
LEspinasse, you mean? I will, but not just yet. It ud worry Dad. But talking about gas
Then they both talked, for they were interested in some new combinations which had produced interesting results.
And you might use Angelique as a control for some of it, Kit suggested. She hasnt any nerves.
That brought out the tale of her doings, the footpaths that she was said to have blocked, and Major Kniveats public-spirited activities in general.
Cant make him out, said Jem. We came down here to be quiet, but this sword-merchant seems to take it as a personal insult. Whats the complex, Kit?
Weve something like it in our hamleta retired officer bung-full of public-spirit and simian malignity. Idleness explains a lot, but Ive a theory its glands at bottom. Rather noisome for you, though.
Oh, Dad dont notice anything. He hands it all over to me, and I havent time to fuss with the natives. What ud you care for to-morrow? The golf course aint fit yet, but Ive got another patent stock-gate if you like
Angelique every time! said Kit, who knew her of old, and often compared her to one Harry Tate, an artist in the stage-handling of deckchairs and motor-cars.
Sunday forenoon, they loafed over to the farm, released the lady, and introduced her to the patent gate. Her preliminary search for weak points was side-splitting enough: but by the time she had tucked up, as it were, her skirts, had backed through the gate with the weight and amplitude of a docking liner, had reached her cabbage, and stood with the stalk of it, cigarette-wise, in her mouth, asking them what they thought of Auntie now, the two young men were beating on the grass with their hands. Getting her back to her sty was no small affair either, for she valued her Sunday outings, and they laughed too much to head her off quickly. As they rolled back across the fields, reviewing the show, Major Kniveat appeared on a footpath near by. It was, he had given out, part of his Sabbath works to see that public paths were not closed by newly-arrived parvenues. The two passed him, still guffawing over Angelique, and Monday morn brought by hand a letter, complaining that the Major had been publicly mocked and derided by his neighbours (there was some reference also to gentlemen) till he had been practically hooted off a right-of-way. The car was due for town in half an hour, and Jemmy spent that while in written disclaimer of any intent to offend, and apology if offence had been taken. He did not want the thing to bother his father in his absence. Major Kniveat accepted the apology, and ran about quoting it to all above the rank of road-mender, as a sample of the spirit of half-castes when frontally tackled.
Then spring bulb-catalogues began to arrive, but, in spite of them, Mr. Gravell was worried by Jemmys increasing duskiness; and he and Kit at last got him shipped off to LEspinasse, the French specialist, who dealt in his kind of trouble. Mr. Gravell went with him to the South of France, where the specialist wintered, and saw him bedded down for the treatment. Thence he botanised along the heathy Italian foreshore, branched north to Nancy, where the best lilacs are bred, and so home by bulbous Holland. Altogether five weeks refreshing holiday. On return he found a good deal of accumulated correspondence for Jem to attend to; but, since the boy was away, he opened one letter all by himself. It was from the same local body as had written about Angelique and her misdeeds. It informed Mr. Gravell that certain trees on his property overhung the main road to an extent constituting a nuisance of which ratepayers had complained, and which he was called upon to abate within a given time. Failing this, the local body would themselves abate the said nuisance, charging him with the cost of the labour involved. It had been posted two days after he had left England.
Mr. Gravell went to look.
For twenty yards along the main road, the mangled and lopped timber laid the dell open to passing cars and charabancs. Nor was that all. Under the trees ran a low sandstone wall, which time had hidden beneath laurel and rhododendron. In dropping on to, hauling over, or stacking behind it, the limbs that were cut, the rhododendrons had been badly torn, and lengths of wall had collapsed. A raw track showed where people had already entered the dell to pick primroses. A gardener came up to him.
They never told me, the man said. If theyd said a word, I could have tipped back they few branches they fussed about, and twould have been done. But they said naught to nobody. They done it all in one day like, and that Major Kniveat e came down the road and told em what was to be done, like. They didnt know nothing. So they did it as e told em. Theyve fair savaged itthem and Jefferies.
So I see, said Mr. Gravell. Then he wrote to the Companys lawyer, Sir Harry Birtle, his lifelong friend.
The answer ran:
DEAR WALTER,I also live in Arcadia. My advice to you is not to make trouble with local authorities. They will regret that their employees have exceeded their instructions, and that will be all. This Major Kniveat of yours, not being on any public body, has no locus standi. I know the type. We have one with us. If you insist, of course, my firm will give you a losing run for your money; but you had much better come up and dine with me, and Ill tell you pretty stories of this kind. Love to your Jem, who writes my Kit that he is bleaching out properly in France,
Ever as ever, HARRY.
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This was, on the whole, a relief, for, after sending the letter, Mr. Gravell saw that the weight of the campaign would fall on his son when he came back and could attend to rebuilding the wall.
So he ordered his own meals, took his car when he wanted it, instead of waiting till Jemmy should be free, and went up to the London Office of the Works with the padded arm-rest down, which was never the case when his Jemmy came along.
On his return he would visit the head of the dell before people were about, and discharge the contents of carefully stoppered phials into the traps of some two-inch land-drains, which had been laid down to carry off surplus water. These followed the contours of the slopes, and all met at the bottom of the hollow. By April he began to think that the grasses there were responding to the stimulus of the liquids that purred off softly into heavy gas, as he freed them down the traps. It cheered him, for it showed that, despite lack of early training, he was in the way to become such a scientist as his own wonderful Jemmy.
By early summer, when azaleas and such are worth picking, motor-traffic had increased on all roads, and the high, commanding charabancs were much interested by the sight of Mr. Gravells dell. Their drivers pulled up by the broken wall, which the publican at the White Hart, a little further up the road, recommended as a good pitch between drinks. So people used it more and more for picnics and pleasure, and after a Southern Counties Private Tour had removed as a trophy the pitiful little Trespassers will be Prosecuted, which was Mr. Gravells one protest, the gaps in the wall widened by feet in a week; the rhododendron clumps shrank like water drops on a hot iron, and the dell became dotted with coloured streamers, burst balloons, tins, corks, food-bags, old paper, tyre-wrappers, bottlesintact or brokenrags of the foulest, cigarette-cartons, and copious filth. But Mr. Gravells traps were on the upper levels, and, as has been said, he attended to them before rush hours. He very rarely went down into what had now become a rubbish-heap; for he was a fastidious man.
About that time, two children at the White Hart, who sold little bunches of flowers to trippers, developed an eruption which puzzled Dr. Frole, the local practitioner. He had never before seen orange and greenish-copper blotches on the healthy young. But, as these faded entirely in a week or so, he wrote it down errors of diet, and said there was no need to close the schools.
It was different when a private party of thirty-two gentlemen and ladies, mostly in the retail jewellery business, and all near enough neighbours in Shoreditch to use the same panel-doctor, poured into that mans consulting-room, comparing blotches as far as they dared, and wailing before an offended Deity. They were asked where they had been and what they had eaten. They had, it seemed, been in ever so many places, and by the way had eaten everything in Leviticus and out of it. Then a practitioner in Bermondsey, where they also make up select tours to the Beauty Spots of England, wrote to a local paper about an interesting variety of summer rash. Thisso bound together is the English worldlet loose a Welsh Mother, who had trusted four of her brood to a local pastor on a Beauties-of-England tour. She complained in a popular journal of unprecedented circulation that they had returned looking like the Heathen.
Some weeks of perfect touring weather followed, and, as the roads filled and stank with charabancs, Carlisle, Morecambe Bay, Frinton, Tavistock, the Isle of Man, Newquay, and Alnwick, among others, reported strange cases of blotching in all ages and sexes.
Entered, duly, in the journals of the democracy, specialists, who, after blood-curdling forecasts, deprecated panic and variously ascribed the origin of the epidemic to different causes, but, supremely, to the laissez-faire attitude of the Government.
At the height of the discussion, Jemmy wrote that he was coming home on the Sunday boat, ready for anything.
Mr. Gravell, anxious to avoid an explosion à deux, had invited Sir Harry and Kit to help welcome and divert the prodigal, whose stitch and complexion had vastly improved. But Mrs. Saul waylaid Jem on the stairs with a summary of Major Kniveats doings in the past three months, and his open exultation over Jefferiess work in the dell, which sent Jem down there before dinner. The trippers had gone, but he found Angelique busy among the remains of picnics. When he tried to chase her out, she lay down and refused to be moved. So he threw stones at her, sent word to the Enochs that she was loose again, and changed for dinner, not in the best temper, although he tried not to show it.
It dont really matter, his father said. Wait till you hear what your Uncle Harry tells us. Oh, but Im glad youre back, Jemmy! Ive wanted you desperate.
Me, too, Dad. The hug was returned. Youre quite right. We wont have a shindy about the wall.. It aint worth it.
Then, run along and get up the champagne. Your ties crooked, my dear. He put up his hand tenderly, as a widower may who has had to wash and dress a year-old baby.
Oh, Dad, I am sorry! You must have had a hellish time of it. Jem hugged his parent again.
Not a bit! said Mr. Gravell, glad that the boy was taking it so well. It hasnt interfered with my experiments. I always finish before the trippers come. Im on the track of a mixture now that really gingers up the bacteria. Ill tell you about it, dear. Didnt you notice how rich the grass was?
I didnt notice anything much except Angelique. I landed her one or two for herself with a rock, though.
Dinner went delightfully. Sir Harry Birtle was full of tales of bad neighbours elsewhere, and the wisdom of leaving them alone, which, he said, annoyed them most. The present business was to rebuild the wall, and Jem was sketching it on a tablecloth for Kit, when the Sunday paper came in. Sir Harry picked it up.
One thousand and thirty-seven cases up to date, he read aloud.
What of? asked Mr. Gravell. I dont read the papers.
They call it Bloody Measles, Uncle Wally, said Kit, the doctor. Its all over the place. Its a sort of ten-days rash-greenish-copper blotches on the face and body. Not catching. No temperature; but no end of scratchin. The papers have made rather a stunt of it.
In time the young men went off to the billiard room, while the elders sat over the wine, each disparaging his own offspring that he might better draw the others rebuke and tribute.
Billiards ended with an inquiry into Jems treatment, and LEspinasses views on gassing in general. I was right about the gas that knocked me out, said Jem., LEspinasse admitted that, on my symptoms, it must have been Adlers Mixture. Thats one up for me and the Works.
But the Hun was only using straight mustardgas round Arras then, said Kit.
Not altogether. Remember that purple-and-white-band big stuff that used to crack and whiflie? I got a dose in the cutting behind Fampoux waiting for the train. That was Adlers . . . Butnever mind that. Ive got to knock Hells Bells out of the Major. He might have upset Dad a good deal. But he took that outrage on the dell like a lamb.
Theres a reason for that, too, said Kit, and explained how Mr. Gravells blood-pressures had dropped satisfactorily.
Glad to hear it, said Jem. But it wont excuse Mister Field Officer when Im abreast of my arrears.
They talked till bed-time, went up to town together next morning, pursued their several businesses till Saturday, came down again, and that evening wandered round the home-made nine-hole course, and fetched up by Angeliques sty near the barn. It was empty.
Shes broken out again, said Kit. Give her a shout.
Jem hailed, and was answered by the lady, in a muffled key, from the house.
They went to look. Mr. and Mrs. Enoch received them, and complimented Jem on his improved appearance.
Ahm gradely, Jem went back to the speech of the Works, in which he and Kit had almost been born. But whats to doin wi towd la-ady in thouse, Liz?
Sheve gotten Bloody Measleslike whats in arl tpa-apers. Weve had her oop to twashhouse, Enoch explained.
He led along a back passage, and in the brickfloored wash-house, well strawed, lay Angelique, patterned all over with greenish orange-brown blotches, which she wore coquettishly.
Good Lord! said Kit. I didnt know Bloody Measles attacked animals! She looks like a turtle with dropsy.
Nowt to what she wor o Thursdaa. She wor like daffadillies an wall-flowers, Thursdaa. Enoch spoke with pride.
Ah, but shes heartyshes rare an hearty. Thas none offen tha feed, is tha, ma luv? said Mrs. Enoch tenderly.
Shell have to be killed, said Kit.
Kill nowt, said Mrs. Enoch. Shell lie oop here till tspots gan off again. They showed oop a Tuesdaa neet, an to-morras Soondaa.
Whats Sunday got to do with it? Kit cried.
T Major, blast him! said Enoch. Man and wife spoke together. Translated out of their dialect, which broadened as it flowed, the Majors Sunday patrol of rights-of-way generally included the path round the barn beside Angeliques sty. If he should notice her nowwhat his powers for making trouble might be they knew not, but feared the worst. But they did know that an Englishmans house, even to his wash-house, is his castle. Thither, then, they had conveyed Angelique on Tuesday night, and there should she stay until her spots faded, as they had faded upon the publicans brats at the White Hart.
She came out with em on Tuesdaydid she? said Jem thoughtfully. Well, we dont want the Major poking his nose into this just now.
That released Mrs. Enoch again. Mrs. Saul had said much about Major Kniveat, but the gleanings of Mrs. Enochs threshing-floor were richer than all the housekeepers harvests. She said he was consumed with desire to take some step which the manure-makers should be compelled to notice. She reminded Jem of foremen and fore-women in the Works, who had given trouble on the same lines. Psychologically it was interesting, but Jems concern was that neither she nor her husband should talk to his father about it.
If this epidemic is going to attack livestock, therell be trouble, said Kit, on the way home.
I dont think it will, said Jem, who had been silent for some while.
Whats the idea? his all-but-brother asked suspiciously.
My idea is that its Dad, if you want to know. Dadand his dell!
The Devil! Why?
I asked our London Office (they were rather worried about it, too) what sort of stuff hed been drawing from the Lab. while I was away, to ginger up his bacteria. Well, what he actually got was fairly hectic, but he tells me hes taken to mixin em. SoLord knows what they maynt throw up! Anyhow, the dell must be soaked with it. Wait a shake! Angelique was picnickin down there the Sunday night I got home. She came out with spots on Tuesdaycall it forty-eight hours incubation.
Stop! Let me take this in properly, said Kit. You mean your dadis responsible forone thousand and thirty-seven cases of Bloody Picnickersup to date?
Jem nodded. Looks like it. Hes transmitted his scientific twist of mind to me, but outside that hes a rank amateur, you know.
Here Kit sat down. Amateur! You arent fit to have my own Uncle Wally for a father. An he doesnt read the papers! Anan the British Medical Association recommends treating Bloody Measles with chawal-muggra oil. And Sir Herbert Buskitt says its due to atonic glands. The whole of my sacred professions involved! Dont you realise what your dads done, youyou parricide?
Dam-well I do. Here are the bases of the stuff hes been working on. Jem passed over some chemical formula that sent Kit into fresh hysterics. You see, hes avoided lethal constituents so far, but hes strong on the colour-fixation bases. Spose he wants it for the gorze-blooms.Get up, you idiot!Well! Ive short-circuited that. Hell have everything he writes for in future, as far as labels go. The muck dont show or smell or taste. Hell be just as happy.
But I shant, said Kit, as soon as he could stand and talk straight. I want more. Lets lure the Major into the dell, anderAngelique him! Hed look rather pretty, ma luv!
Not now. Wed be acting with guilty knowledge. The main thing is to get Angelique right before he spots her. Shell come round, wont she?
Question of temperamentand sex. After all, shes a lady. Wait and see. Oh, my Uncle Wally! And my dad! How are we to keep our faces straight with em?
Since each of the Seven Ages of Man is separated from all the others by sound-and-X-ray-proof bulkheads, the parents only noticed that their young were in the spirits natural to their absurd thirty-odd years. Sunday passed, and the Major, too, on his rounds, in peace. They left Angelique in the wash-house Monday forenoon, visibly paling, but as interested and as interesting as ever. (Mrs. Enoch said she was company when one knitted.) On Saturday morning of that same week a wire from Enoch told Jem in town that she had cleared up. He showed it to Kit, who took him to lunch at a certain restaurant, before the drive down. There sat at the next table a globular female, with pendant mauve-washed cheeks, indigo eyelids, lips of orange vermilion, and locks of Titian red. She reminded Kit of Angelique in the height of her bloom, and . . . Here Jem and Kit together claimed the parentage of the Great Idea.
At any rate, in that hour, between them it was born. They went to a theatrical wigmaker and bought lavishly of grease-paints for Chinese, Red Indian, and Asiatic make-ups, as well as for clowns and corner-men.
They drove down, not a little to the public danger, and made a merry feast before their ancestors that summer evening. Next morningSunday at nine oclock to be preciseMrs. Enoch told them that her week in the wash-house had so filled Angelique with social aspirations, that after setting with towd lady and readin tpa-apers to her, ah hevnt heart to give her t broomhead when she comes back again.
Ask her oop, said Jem.
She came gratefully, and they told the Enochs what was in their minds.
Hell say its tBloody Measles, an hell turn all his blasted committees on us, said Enoch. Hes a tongue on im like a vi-iper, yon barstard.
Thats what were gambling on. But shes a bit too scurfy for the stuff to hold, said Jem, looking into the wash-house copper.
But tha winna mak a fool o tpoor dumb beast, will tha, lads? Mrs. Enoch pleaded, as she dipped the broom in warm water and began on that enormous back.
Angelique lay down at command, sure that these things were but prelude to more admiration. They scrubbed her, till she was as white as a puff ball. Then, area by area, she was painted with dazzle-patterns of greenish-yellow and purple-brown, till it was hard to say whether she moved to or from the beholder. Jem took her head, jowl, and neck, where the space was limited. So he was forced to use spots which, by divine ordering, suggested the foullest evidences of decomposition. Remembering the lady in the restaurant, he paid special attention to her eyes and brows.
If tMajor niver had em before, shell give em to him proper, was Enochs verdict.
She lukes like nowt o Gods makin already, Mrs. Enoch agreed. But shes proud of hersen!Sitha! Shes tryin to admire of her own belly! Wicked wumman! Shell niver be tsaam to me again.
Itll wash off. Now well go for a walk. Shove her into tsty, Enoch, and pray the Major comes this morning.
Their prayers were answered within the hour. They saw the Major, on his regular Sunday round, descend the slope to the home farm. Then they turned, on interior lines, which brought them face to face with him rounding the barn by Angeliques sty. At the sound of their well-known voices, she reared up ponderously, and hitched her elbows over the low door, much as Jezebel, after her head was tyred, looked out of the window. It was not the loathly brown and yellow-green blotches on bosom and shoulder that appalled most, but the smaller ones on face, jowl, and neck, for she had been rubbing her cheeks a little, and the pattern had drawn into wedges and smears, perfectly simulating a mask of unspeakable agony coupled with desperate appeal. Moreover, so wholly is hearing dominated by sight, that her jovial grunt of welcome seemed the too-human plaint of a beast against realised death.
When, with haggard, purple-bordered eyes, she looked for applause and cabbage, the horror of that slow-turning head made even the artists forget their well-thought-out lines.
Mornin, old lady, said Jem at last, and Kit echoed him.
But the Majors greeting was otherwise. He blenched. He held out one dramatic arm. He stammered: Howhow long has that creature been like that?
Always, hasnt she, Jem? said Kit sweetly. Were just taking her for a walk.
II forbid you to touch her. Look at her spots! Look at her spots!
Spots? Kit seemed puzzled for a moment.
Yes. Spots! The voice shook.
Spo-ots! Oh yes. Of course. This was in Kits best bedside-manner. Certainly we wont let her out if you feel that way.
Feel! Cant you see? Shes infected to the marrow. Shes rotting alive. Put her out of her misery at once!
Here Enoch appeared with a broom, and the Major commanded him to kill and keep the body.
Enoch merely opened the sty door, and Angelique came out. The Major backed several yards, calling and threatening. But everyone except a few female summer-visitors had always been kind to her. This personshe arguedmight be good for an apple, orshe was not bigotedcigarette-ends. So she went towards him smiling, and her smile, for reasons given, was like the rolling back of the Gates of Golgotha.
Whether she would have rubbed herself against his Sunday trousers, or fled when she had seen his face, are matters arguable to all eternity. It is only agreed that the Major floated out of her orbit by about a bow-shot in the direction of the village, and thence onward earnestly.
Well, that proves it aint glands, at any rate, Kit pronounced. Hell stay away for a bit, but we wont take chances. Come along, Angelique! Washee-washee, ma luv!
Then and there they treated her in the washhouse with petrol, which removes grease-paints, and sacking soaked in warm water, which takes off the sting of it, till she was fit to turn out into the orchard and root a bit, lest she should be too clean at any later inspection. By then it was nearly lunch-time.
Tha sees, said Jem, slipping on his coat. Pe-wer as a lily! Theres nowt need come twix thee an towd lady now, Lizis there, ma luv?
Upon which Mrs. Enoch very properly kissed him, while Enoch sat helpless on a swill-bucket.
Mrs. Saul and the rest of the staff came back from evening service fully informed, for the Major had spent every minute since his meeting with Angelique in talking about her to everyone. He said, among other things, that she had been wilfully hidden, that she was being taken out for secret exercise when he discovered her condition, and that he was going to attend to the matter himself.
Thus Mrs. Saul on the landing as the two young men went up to change. Very good, said Jem. Dont go to Dad about it, though.
But webut Ive been down to Enochs to look at her. Shes as clean as me. Isnt it shocking to be that wayon a Sunday morning? He took the bag round, too! You can never tell what these old bachelors are really like . . .
They had finished dessertthe State-aided summer sunlight was still on the tableand the boys had gone to the billiard-room, when the Major was announced on an urgent matter.
Better have him in here, Wally, Sir Harry mildly suggested. I believe hes a bit of a bore.
So he entered, and told his story, summarising the steps he would take, out of pure public spirit, to deal with this plague, and this menace, and these evasions.
I see! Youve seen a spotted pig, said Mr. Gravell at last. Well, that couldnt have been our Angelique. Shes a Large White, you know, andmy son generally attends to this sort of thing. .
He saw her, too. As Ive been telling you, your son saw her! He was perfectly cognisant of her condition. So was yours.
The Major wheeled on Sir Harry, who was not a Company lawyer for nothing.
We wont dispute that. Better call the boys in, Wally, said he.
They entered, without interest, as the young do when dragged from private conferences.
So far as I understand you, Major Kniveat, Sir Harry resumed, you saw a pigspotted yellow and green and purple, wasnt it?this morning?
I did. Im prepared to swear to it.
I accept your word without question. Theres nothing to prevent anyone seeing spotted pigs on Sunday mornings, of course; but there are lots of thingson Saturday nights, for examplethat may lead up to it. Can you recall any of them for us?
The Major wished to know what Sir Harry might infer.
Oh, he saw them all right, Kit put in.
You did, too. You agreed with me at the time, the Major panted.
Naturally. Any medical man wouldin the state you were then. Now, can you remember, sir, whether the spots were fixed or floating? Merely green and yellow, or iridescent with unstable black coresoily and, perhaps, vermicular?
The Major rose to his feet.
Its all rightall right, Kit spoke soothingly. It wont come here! We wont let the nasty pig come in here. And now, if youll put out your tongue, well see if the tip trembles.
Jem, what is it all about? Mr. Gravell wailed against the torrent of the Majors speech.
Angelique, Jem answered, wearily. He thinks shes spotted green and purple and Lord knows what all.
Then why doesnt he go down to Enochs and look at her? Theres plenty of light still, the father answered. Take him down and let him see her.
I suppose we must. Come on, Kit, and help. . . . Oh, hush! Hush! Yes! Yes! You shall have your dam pig!
The Major, among other things, said he wished for impartial witnesses and no evasions.
About half the village have been down there already, said Kit. Youll have witnesses enough. Come along!
Thats right. Thats all right, then, said Mr. Gravell, and dropped further interest in the matter, for he was of a stock that attended to their own business and held their own liquor. But Sir Harry Birtle joined the house-party. He knew his Kit better than Mr. Gravell knew his Jemmy.
They went down through the long last lights of evening to the home farm. People were there alreadya little group by Angeliques sty that melted as they neared, leaving only the local solicitor; Dr. Frole, the general practitioner; and a retired Navy Captaina J.P. who did not much affect the Major. As the other folk of lower degree moved off, they halted for a few words with the Enochs at the farmhouse door. Thence they joined friends who were waiting for them in the lane.
Do you want more witnesses? Jem asked. The Major shook his head.
Major Kniveadto see Angelique, Jem announced to the local solicitor. The Major says he saw her this morning after divine service spotted green and yellow and purple. Look at her now, Major Knivead, please. She is the only pig we have. Would you like an affidavit? . . . We-ell, old lady.
Angelique, once again hitched her elbows akimbo over her sty door, crossed her front feet, smiled, andwhite almost as a puff-ballsaid in effect to the company: Bless you, my children!
Wait a minute. You havent seen all of her yet, Kit opened the door. She came out andit was a trick of infancy learned in the Christian kitchensat on her haunches like a dog, leering at the Major, Dr. Frole, the solicitor, and the Navy J.P. This latter sniffed dryly but very audibly. Sir Harry Birtle said, in the tone that had swayed many juries: Yes. I think we all see.
Now, said Jem. About your spots?
The Major would have looked over his left shoulder, but Kit was there softly patting it. Its all right. Its all right. said Kit. The ugly pig wont run after you this time. Ill attend to that. Look at her from here and tell me how many spots you count now.
None, said Major Kniveat. Theyre all gone. My God! Everythings gone!
Quite right. Everythings gone now, and heres Dr. Frole, isnt it yes, your own kind Dr. Froleto see you safe home.
The generation that tolerates but does not pity went away. They did not even turn round when they heard the first dry sob of one from whom all hope of office, influence, and authority was stripped for everdrowned by the laughter in the lane.
YOUTH that trafficked long with Death, And to second life returns, Squanders little time or breath On his fellow-mans concerns. Earnèd peace is all he asks To fulfil his broken tasks.
Yet, if he find war at home
Nights that he lay out to spy
So, if conflict vex his life |
LONG years ago, ere Rlls or Rce Trebled the mileage man could cover; When Shnkss Mare was Hbsns Choice, And Blrot had not flown to Dover When good hoteliers looked askance If any power save horse-flesh drew vans Time was in easy, hand-made France, I met the Curé of Saint Juvans.
He was no babbler, but, at last,
His pay was lower than our Dole;
His speechto suit his hearersran
And he was learned in Death and Life; . . . . .His Cross of weathered beads above him But one not worthy to untie His shoe-string, prays you readand love him! |
But there was a wedding in the church, followed by the usual collection for charity. After the bridal procession had passed into the sunshine, two small acolytes began fighting over an odd sou. In a stride the tall old priest was upon them, knocked their heads together, unshelled them from their red, white-laced robes of office, and they rolleda pair of black-gabardined gamins locked in warout over the threshold on to the steep hillside.
He stood at the church door and looked down into the village beneath, half buried among the candles of the horse-chestnuts. It climbed up, house by house, from a busy river, to sharp, turfed slopes that lapped against live rock, whence, dominating the red valley, rose enormous ruins of an old château with bastions, curtains, and keeps, and a flying bridge that spanned the dry moat. Valerian and lilac in flower sprang wherever there was foothold.
All acolytes are little devils, said the priest benignly, and descended to the wedding-breakfast, which one could see in plan, set out by the stream in a courtyard of cut limes. His bearing was less that of a curé than a soldier, for his soutane swung like a marching-overcoat, and he lacked that bend of the neck, the priests stoop, with which his Church stamps her sons when they are caught young.
The wedding-feast had ended, and the heat of the day was abated before he climbed up again, beneath an enormous umbrella, to find the visitor among the ruins beside the little church. . . .
I make a rule not to smoke unless it is offered. A thousand thanks! . . . This ought to be Smyrna. . . . He exhaled the smoke through his finely-cut nostrils. Yes, it is Smyrna. . . . Good! And Monsieur appreciates our Marylands also? Hmm. I remember the time when our Government tobaccos were a national infamy. . . . How long here am I? Close upon forty years. . . . No. Never much elsewhere. It suffices me. . . .
A good people. Composed of a few old clansMeilhacLeclosFallouxPoivrainBallart. Monsieur may have observed their names upon our Monument. He pointed downward to the little cast-iron poilu, which seemed to be standard pattern for War memorials in that region. Neither rich nor poor. When the charabanc-road through the valley is made they will be richer. . . . Postcards for the tourists, an hotel, and an antiquity shop, for sure, here beside the church. A Syndicate of Initiative has, indeed, approached me to write on the attractions of the district, as well as on the life of Saint Jubanus. . . . But surely he existed! He was a Gaul commanding a Gaulish legion at the time when Christianity was spreading in the Roman Army. We werehe was engaged against the Bothe Alemanniand was on the eve of attack when some of his officers chose that moment to throw down their swords and embrace the Cross. Knowing that he had been baptized, they assumed his sympathy; but he charged them to wait till the battle was finished. He said, in effect Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesars, and to God the things that are Gods. Some obeyed. Some did not. But even with defaitist and demoralised forces he won the day. They would then have given him a triumph, but he put aside the laurel wreath, and from his own chariot publicly renounced his profession and the old deities. SoI expect it was necessary for discipline to be kepthe was beheaded on the field he had won. That is the legend. . . .
His miracles? But one only on record. He called a dying man back to life by whispering in his ear, and the man sat up and laughed. (I wish I knew that joke.) That is why we have a proverb in our valley: It would take Saint Jubans himself to make you smile. I imagine him as an old soldier, strict in his duty, but also something of a farceur. Every year I deliver on his Day a discourse in his honour. And you will perceive that when the War came his life applied with singular force to the situation. . . .
They called up the priests? Assuredly! I went. . . . It is droll to re-enter the old life in a double capacity. You see, one can sometimeserreplace a casualty ififone has beenhad experience. In that event, one naturally speaks secularly on secular subjects. A moment later one gives them Absolution as they advance. But they were goodgood boys. And so wastefully used! . . . That is why I am of all matchmakers in our village the least scrupulous. Ask the old women! . . . Yes, monsieur . . . and I returned without a scar. . . . The good God spared me also the darkness of soul which covered, and which covers still, so manythe doubtthe defiancethe living damnation. I had thoughtmay He pardon me!that it was hard to reach the hearts of my people here. I saw them, after the War, split open! Some entered hells of whose existence they had not dreamedof whose terrors they lacked words to tell. So theymen distraughtneeded more care in the years that followed the War than even at Chemin des Dames. . . . Yes, I was there, also, when it seemed that hope had quitted France. I know now how a man can lay hands upon himself out of pure fear!
And there were those, untouched, whom the War had immobilised from the soul outwards. In special, there was Martin Ballart, the only one of his family who returnedthe son of a good woman who died at his birth. Him, frankly, I loved from the beginning, and, I think, he loved me. Yes, even when I took him for one of my acolytesyou saw the type at the wedding?and I had very often to correct him. He was not clever nor handsome, but he had the eyes of a joyous faithful dog, and the laugh of Pan himself. And he came back at the last blasted, withered, dumba ghost that gnawed itself. There had been his girl, too. . . . When they met again he did not know her. She said: No matter. I will wait. But he remained as he was. He lived, at first, with his aunt down there. Oh, he workedit was no time for idlenessbut the work did not restore. And he would hide himself for an hour or two and come back visibly replunged in his torments. I watched him, of course. It was a little photographone of those accursed Kodak pictures, of a young man in a trench, dancing languorously with a skeleton. It was the nail of his obsession. . . . I left it with him. Had I taken it, there might have been a crisis. Short of that, I tried every expedient, even to exorcism. . But why not? You call them mick-robs. We call them Devils. . . . One thing only gave me hope. He took pleasure in my company. He looked at me with the eyes of a dog in pain, and followed me always. It came about in effect that he lived up here. He would sit still while I played piquet with our schoolmaster, Falloux. . . .
Ah, that was a type upon whom our War had done bad work! No, he had not served. He had some internal trouble, which I told him always was a mere constipation of Atheism. Oh yeshe was enormously a freethinker! A man with a thick black beard, and an intellect (he carried it in front of him like his stomach) never happy unless it was dirtily rude to the Bon Dieu and His Saints. Little unclean stories and epigrams, you understand. He called Saint Jubanus a militarist and an impostorthis defaitist of a Zeppelinistic belly! But he could play piquet, and he was safer at my house than infecting our estaminet with his witticisms. I told him always that he would be saved on account of invincible ignorance. Then he would thunder:
But if your God has any logic, I shall be damned!
Be content, I would reply. The Bon Dieu will never hear your name. You will be certified, together with the Cartel, by some totally inferior specialist of a demon as incapable of receiving even rudimentary instruction.
Then he would clutch at his beard and throw down the cards, which poor Martin picked up for us. But apart from his rudeness to God and the Hierarchy, he was of exemplary life. Pardi, he had to be! She charged herself with that. Not believing in God, he had naturally married a devil before whom he trembled. She took him to Mass. That was why he was always most extravagant at my house on Monday evenings. His atheism, Monsieur, was, after all, but the panache without which a good little Frenchman cannot exist. A fond, there are few atheists in France. But, I concede, there are several arrivistes. Knowing this (and her), I hardly troubled to pray for him.
It was for poor Martin that I prayed always but not with full passion until his aunt told me she would take him to Lourdes. . . . Every man, besides being all the other base characters in Scripture, is a Naaman at heart. You have seen Lourdes, Monsieur? A-ah! . . .
So I exposed this new trouble and my own mean little soul to the Bon Dieu. It was HeI remember the very nightWho put it into my heart to pray seriously to Saint Jubanus. I had prayed to him, oh, many times before; but it occurred to me at that hour that my past demands had not, in view of his secular career, been sufficiently precised or underlined. The idea kept me awake. I got up. I went to the church, which is, as you see, not three steps. Thereit isit wasan old duty of my life in the worldI kept myI walked up and down in the dark. At last I found myself, constating my case, not formally to a Saint, but officially as to my commanding officer. I saidsubstantially:
Mon General, the time has come for action. You gave your single life to uphold the honour of your military obligation. There are some two million Gauls who have given up theirs for much the same object, as well as twenty-three out of your very own village here. Surely some of these must by now have appeared before you! I address you simply, then, as an old moustache who is trying to beat off an attack of the Devil on the soul of Martin Ballart, Corporal, 743rd of the Line, Two Citations. (One must be precise always with the Hierarchy.) I am at the end of my resources. God has ordered that I should report to you. I ask no obvious miracles, because, between ourselves, I do not in the least desire this pleasant retreat of ours to develop into a Lourdes. I beg only your help as my officer in the case of a good boy who, by fortune of war, is descending alive into Hell. I concluded, textually: Mon General, many reputations rest upon a single action. That also is the fortune of war. But I submit, with respect, after your sixteen-hundred years in retreat, it is not too much that an old and very tired combatant of your own race should signal for a small reinforcement from his Commandant. . . .
I thinkI know, indeed, from what happened afterwardshe was moved by this last thrust. It was as though all Gods good night had chuckled above me. I went to my bed again and slept in confidence. . . .
Did I look for a sign? Did Gouraud give any when he took our revenge for Chemin des Dameswhen he let the enemy fall into the trap by their own momentum? No! I continued my work, and always I prayed for Martin. Then there came down the valleyas he does yearlythe itinerant mender of umbrellas, for whom my housekeeper stores up her repairs. She had acquired a piece of material to re-cover my umbrella, which, as you can see, is somewhat formidable in point of size, and of a certain antiquity. Indeed, I do not know whether there still exists another effective machine of its type, constructed, see you, from the authentic bone of the whale. Look! Vast as it is, it was still more vast when that artist arrived. My Mathildes piece of material was found to be inadequate in extent. But the man said that, with a small cutting down of the tips of the ribs, he could accommodate the area to the fabric. The result you behold. A fraction smaller, but essentially the same. And equally strong. Mon Dieu, that was needed! . . . Yes, sometimes I dare to think that that crapulous vagrant might have been Saint Jubanus himself! . . .
This was in the intervalwhile the good Saint prepared his second line just like our Gouraud. During that time I listened to poor Martins aunt making her arrangements to take him to Lourdes, of which officially I had to approve. For, what miracle had we to offer? Further, I endured the attacks of that Falloux. Something that I may have said in respect to The Almighty diverted his dirtinesses from that quarter, and he fell back on Saint Jubanus. My own vanitythe Syndicate of Initiative having approached me, as I have told you, to write his life for prospective touristsdrew that on my head. I fear that, once or twice, I may have lost my dignity with him as a priest. He asserts that I swore like a Foot Chausseur, which had been his service. (Poor little rats of the Line!) . . .
And our Saints Day that year, was wet, so I knew all the world would attend. I had been summoned out of the village before the discoursea couple of kilometres down the road. On my return, because it dripped water by rivers, I set my repaired umbrella to dry. . . . But we will go over to the church. It is not three steps, and I will show you the place. Also, it will be cooler in there. . . . It is true we are in horrible neglect, but, as you say, that window is a jewel. It represents beyond doubt Saint Jubanus. . . .
My umbrella? I deposited that behind this pillar here, outside the sacristy. And by the side of the pillar, as you see, is as much as we have of a vestiarythis press, with its shelves. Remark that I laid my umbrella, always open, in this spot, on its side. Thus! For myself, when I preach, though I am not an orator, I prefer the naked soutaneit hampers action less; butout of respect for our SaintI put on the cotta. At the same time I tell my two acolyteswho are of precisely the type you saw after the wedding; it is fixed by the Devilto prepare me the vestments for the Service of the Benediction which would succeed my discourse. It was to them to extract these vestments with some decency from that press there. In this there was a little delay. I stepped aside to look, foran acolyte is capable of anythingit seemed to me that they had chosen that hour to amuse themselves with my umbrella. I demanded why they did not leave it alone. One replied that he could not; and the other opened that terrible giggle of the nervous small boy. Heaven pardon me, but I am of limited patience! I signified that I had means of enforcing my orders. There is a reverberation in this place effective for the voice at dramatic moments.
But it was my umbrella which at that moment began to take the stage. It receded from me with those two young attached to different points of its circumference. At the same time it gyrated painfully in that shadow there. I followed, stupefied, and demanded some explanation of the outrage. It replied in two voices of an equal regret that it was attached and could not free itself. I hastened to aid. They said afterwards they misconstrued my motives. All I know is that my umbrella, open always, but tortured by unequal compressions, descended indescribably those three steps here into the body of the church, where the congregation awaited my discourse. On one side of its large circle, which you see, was an acolyte, facing inwards, clawing at the laces on his bosom and his elbow. On another was his companion, inextricably caught high up under the armpit, which he could not reach with the other hand, because he was facing outwards, pinned there by his vestments. The central effect, Monsieur, was that of an undevout pagoda conducting a pas de trois in a sacred edifice, to the accompaniment of increasing whimpers. This was before they collapsed, those young. Whether by accident or design, the child facing inwards snatched at the back of the head of the other. We shave our boys heads in France, fortunately; but he had nails, that one, and the other protested. . . .
I? I followed, men said, step by step, slowly, with my mouth open. Some instinct doubtless warned me not to approach lest I should beercaught up by that chariot. Also, which often happens to me inopportunely, the incident struck me as humorous. I desired to see the end. . . . But this was but the beginning. My people gasped. My umbrella pursued its career, undecidedly but continuously. Then one of the little juggernautsif that be the wordbegan to weep. The other followed. . . . And then? Then, Monsieur, that Fallouxthat practical and logical atheist, who believes reason is the source of allleapt into the breach, crying: But they are attached! Stand still, and I will detach you. But that they would not do. My perambulating mosque of an umbrella resumed command. Its handle, see, tripped and slid over the stone floor like the pointed foot of a danseuse. This, with the natural elasticity of the ribs, furnished all the motifs of the ballet. As Falloux stooped to the rim of its circumferencebeing short-sighted in all respectsone side elevated itself, and the point of a rib caught him in the beard beneath the chin. It appeared then that he could not disengage. He made several gestures. Then he cried: But it is I who am also attached! Stand still, you misbegotten little brats, till I detach myself! And he laboured with his hands in the thickets of his beard like a suicide who has no time to lose. But he remainedhe rested thereconforming with yelps of agony to the agonies of the rival circus, into whose orbit had now projected itself, at their own level, the head of their abominated preceptor, distorted and menacing. . . . And then? . . .
There are occasions, Monsieur, when one must lead or oneself mount the tumbril. I exploded a fraction of a second before my people, saving, doubtless, some a ruptured blood-vessel. We did notsee youlaugh greatly. We were beyond that point when we began. Soonvery soonwe could no more. We could but ache aloud, which I assure you is most painfulwhile my insolent umbrella promenaded its three adherents through pagan undulations and genuflexions. It was Salomes basin, you understand, dancing by itself with every appearance of enjoyment, and offering to all quarters the head of the Apostle and of two of the Innocents. But not the Holy Ones!
Then she rose in her place, and said: Imbecile! But stand still. I will bring the scissors.
And she went out. It was cruel of the Saint to force us to recommence. We could do nothing except continue to ache and hiccough and implore Falloux to stand still. He would nothe could noton account of those young, who, weeping with shame, continued to endeavour to extricate themselves individually. Falloux followed their movements in every particular. You see, he was attached to his troupe by hairs, which it hurts to pulloh, exquisitely! But he did his best. I have never conceived such motions, even in dreams. You will comprehend, Monsieur, that there are certain physical phenomena inseparable from the contortions of a globose man labouring through unaccustomed exercises. These also were vouchsafed to us! . . .
It is said that I was on my knees beating my forehead against the back of a prie-Dieu, when we heard, above all, the laugh of Faunus himselfthe dear, natural voice of my Martin, rich with innocent delight, crying: But, do it again! If you love me, Uncle Falloux, do it all again!
We turned as one, and Martins girl, who sits always where she can see him, took him in her arms. The miracle had happened! . . . Yes, from that moment Falloux lost the centre of his stage. Then she returnedlike Atropos. She cut him free; she threw down the shears; she led him out. . . . I? I picked them up and I conducted my autopsy on my acolytes with more of circumspection. Beards renew themselves, but not our poor little church vestments when they are torn. . . .
The explanation? Modern and scientific, Monsieur. Saint Jubanusthe repairer of umbrellashad, as I have told you, shortened the ribs of my umbrella. Look! He had then capped the point of each rib with a large, stamped, tin tip, which you perceive locks down. It bears some likeness to the old snap-hook on the pole of an Artillery waggon, and is perfectly calculated to catch in any fabricor hair. But, to make sure, that inspired scoundrel had, in pushing on his labour-saving capsuleswhich are marked S.G.D.G. (that ought to be A.M.D.G.)bent back the terminal laminaefibreswhat do you call them?of the whales bone. You can see them protruding hungrily from the neck of each rib-cap, and also from the slits at the side of it. . . . Have you forgotten those heads of grass with which one used to entangle and wind up the silky hairs in the nape of a girls neck? Just that, Monsieur; but in a sufficiently gross beard, inextricable, and causing supreme torture at every twitch. . . .
Yes. We were all stilled after Martin had laughed, except Martin and his girl. They wept togetherthe tears from the soul. I said to them:
Go out, my children. All the world is for you to-day Paradise. Enter there!
I had reason. They would never have listened to my beautiful discourse. Ah! It was necessary to reconstruct that while we regained our gravity, because at that moment (it is true, Monsieur, that the Devils favourite lair is beneath the Altar), at that moment came my temptation! Falloux had been delivered into my hands by Saint Jubanus. He who had mocked and thrust out his chin against God and the Saints had, logically, by that very chin been caught and shaken in the face of the souk, as I myselfas I have seen a man handled at Sidi bel Abbas! Never should he survive it! With my single tongue I would unstick him from his office, his civilisation, and his self-respect. But I recalled that he was a Gaul who had been shamed in public, and was, therefore, now insane. One didone shouldnot mock afresh a man who has thus suffered. For so I have seen many good soldiers lost to France. Also, he was a soul in my charge. . . .
Yet, you will concede, the volteface demanded skill. At that moment Saint Jubanus came to my aid. It was as though he himself had signalled: To the next objectivecharge! Martin is saved! Save now by any means the man whom I have used as his saviour. If necessary, old comrade, lie! Lie for the Honour of the Legion! (Pristi! What a Commander he must have been in his prime!) I took at once for my text our saying: It would need Saint Jubans himself to make you laugh.
I made plain to them first, of course, that his merits were wide enough to cover the sin of laughing in church. I demonstrated what that laughter had effected for our poor Martin, whose agonies they knew all. I told themand it is truethat the Bon Dieu demands nothing better from honest people than honest laughter, and that he who awakens it is a benefactor. Then I extolled the instrument by which the miracle had been wrought. That is to say, I extolled Falloux, who had lent himself so willingly and with such self-sacrifice to this happy accident. (After all, he had sworn creditably enoughfor a Foot Chasseur!) I said that we two had often discussed Martin together. (My orders were to lie, and I interpreted them liberally.) I made clear how a smaller-minded man than he would have broken loose (which he could not have done except by her scissors) before the experiment had terminated; but that he, Falloux, was of a moral stature sufficient to advance under a mitraille of derision to the complete awakening of Martins soul. I said that though a freethinker, Fallouxthis same animal Fallouxrealised the value of moral therapeuthy. (They were enormously delighted at this. They thought it was a new vice from Paris.) For Falloux himself, whoshe told me laterwas biting his nails in the hen-house convulsed with shame, I extemporised a special citation. No. Our village does not read Rabelais, but he did. So I comparedHeaven forgive me!that unhappy costive soul with all its belly to Gargantua. Oh, only by implication, Monsieur! I stated that the grandeur of his moral gesture of self-effacement was Gargantuan in its abandon. That phrase impressed them also. They realised now that it was not a comedy at which they had assisted, but a Miracle. . . .
And thus I laboured with my people. Mon Dieu, but I sweated like an ox! At last they swung in the furrow, and I claimed their homage for him. And I succeeded! I led them down the hill to offer it en masse! He came out upon us like a wild beast. But when I had explained our objective, hethis enormity Fallouxwas convinced that he had scientifically lent himself to a Gargantuan jest of abandoned self-abnegation because he was an expert in moral therapeutics! . . . That, setting aside my discourse, which was manifestly inspired, was the second miracle, Monsieurthe abasement of Falloux onmy faith!his tenderest point. And his redemption! For it is she who is more the unbeliever of the two these days. She is a woman. She knows that I can be, on occasion, a liar almost as formidable. . . .
But this has been an orgy of the most excellent cigarettes, and, for me, a debauch of conversation. It demands at least that I offer a cup of coffee which may not be too detestable. Let us go. . . . But my little house is hereunder the hand, see younot three steps. . . . But think of the pleasure you give me, Monsieur! . . . What? What? What is it that thou singest to me there? . . . A thousand pardons for the phrase! But Saint Julian of Auvergne has no affinity whatever with Saint Jubanus. They are uniquely different. I implore you to abandon that heresy! Auvergne! Auvergne! Famous for its colleges and kettles, as I once read somewhere in the world. Impossible a million times! Saint Julian was a Roman officerdoubtless of unimpeachable sanctitybut a Latin; whereas our General was a Gaulas Gallic as
He beckoned to a young man of the large-boned, well-fleshed, post-war type, who was ascending the hill from the fields behind a yoke of gold and silver oxen with sheepskin wigs. He moved up slowly, smiling.
As Gallic as he, the priest went on. Look at him! He was that one who was pinned to my umbrella by his back on that day andtell Monsieur what they call you in the village now.
The youths smile widened to a heavenly grin. Parapluie, Monsieur, said he, and climbed on.
The priest stopped at his own door. Mathilde, he cried, the larger bottleerfrom Martinique; thy gingerbread; and my African coffee for two. Pardi, Monsieur, forty years ago there would have been two pistols also, had I known or cared anything about the Saints in those days! . . . Saint Julian of Auvergne, indeed! But I will explain.
ONCE again the Steamer at Calaisthe tackles Easing the car-trays on to the quay. Release her! Sign-refill, and let me away with my horses (Seventy Thundering Horses!) Slow through the traffic, my horses! It is enoughit is France
Whether the throat-closing brick fields by Lille, or her pavées
Whether the dappled Argonne, the cloud-shadows packing
Whether that gale where Biscay jammed in the corner
Whether the broken, honey-hued, honey-combed limestone
Whether the Massif in Spring, the multiplied lacets |
DREAD Mother of Forgetfulness Who, when Thy reign begins, Wipest away the Souls distress, And memory of her sins.
The trusty Worm that dieth not
Thine are the lidless eyes of night
Thine is the thickness of the Dark
Thine is the weariness outworn
Ad when Thy tender mercies cease
Wherefore we praise Thee in the deep, |
Barring a few guestsI was one of Keedesthe company represented, as the Press said, all branches of the healing art, from authoritative specialists to rural G.P.s, whose faces told that they worked their practices in light cars. But they all cheered Sir James Beltons speech as though they were students again. Its opening dealt guardedly with the Great Search on which the Hospital teams were engaged in the newly endowed and extended biological laboratories; and he was sure that all who had the Search at heart would be glad to know that since their Mr. C.R. Wilkett had resumed his old post of bacteriologist, a certain amount of exploration of promising avenues had been initiated.
He then spoke of St. Peggottys more domestic concerns. There were esoteric allusions here; professional similes, anecdotes, nicknames, and reminiscences which set some of the whiter heads shouting. But he was not wholly inaudible till he expounded his well-known views on the Pharmacopoeia Britannica, and, incidentally, the Galenical Physician, or General Practitioner. Then his hearers overbore him with yells of applause or dissent according to their specialities, and called upon him by the honoured name of Howlieglass, which he had borne when they walked the hospitals, till, at last, they all went home, merry and made young again by good wine and memories renewed.
Keede had discovered in an eminent guest, a friend and a colleague of the War,a dryish, clean-looking man, who kindly included me in his invitation to come and smoke a pipe with him at his diggings. These proved to be a large, well-administered house in Wimpole Street. He took us to a room at the back of things, where we found the tray set and the fire in order. Keede formally introduced him once as Sir Thomas Horringe, who, he said, specialised in tripe. Otherwise and always he called him Scree.
Hes all right, Keede explained. He doesnt know anything really, except how to climb Matterhorns. I only ask him in to please the heirs. Hes as ignorant as the rest of these knife wallahs.
Sir Thomas said that the darkness of the surgeon was as electric light beside the mediaeval murk of the medicine-man, or General Practitioner, and was beginning to tell me what Keede really did and prescribed when he was a sixpenny doctor at Lambeth; but broke off to tell him that, even if they were not too old to fight with siphons, the wife would notice the mess on the rugs next morning, and he would catch it.
Keede then advised me that all surgeon-specialists look on every case as a surgicalthat is to say, a carpentersjob, whereas the G.P., who represents the Galenical integrity of medicinebefore these dam barbers wriggled into itconsiders each patient as a human being.
In other words, he concluded, medicine and surgery is the difference between the Priest and the pew-opener.
Again the other dissented, and the two carried on some discussion they had begun at dinner about the Great Search, and whether Mr. C.R. Wilkett, whom they called Wilkie or Wilks, had hit on the right line. The only flaw in this persons perfection, according to Sir Thomas, was that he had once inclined to Maldonis theory of the causation of indeterminate growths, which heresy he had now abandoned.
But he has got imagination, Sir Thomas pointed out. Thats what his coming back to St. Peggottys will give the whole team. Howlieglass never lost sight of him. He wanted to get him back to the bug-run; and he did.
Hes the only man whod have had the nerve to do it. Hes worthy to be a G.P.
In the name of the College of Surgeons, ever so many thanks for the compliment, Robin, Sir Thomas laughed. Never mind. Weve got him again. Howlieglass wants his head, not his feet.
Or, for that matter, his hands. Rummy thing! You never find a man of his type who really loves a neat job. Keede made a suggestive motion of the right hand above the left.
Who is Wilkett? I demanded, for these two were taking him very seriously.
Just now? The best man in his line at St. Peggottys. What hell be in ten years time, the Lord only knows; but Howlieglass is betting on it.
Keede interrupted the other for my benefit.
Hes bugsagar-agarguinea-pigsslides slices. The microbe-game.
The Lancets right, Sir Thomas meditated aloud. You G.P.s ought to learn to read sometimes, and try to catch up with whats being done.
And leave you knife-wallahs to kill our patients? We darent gut em and tell the widows they died of shock.
Sir Thomas turned to me.
If youve had dealings with him, youll know what an impostor Keede is. Hes as good with the knife as
Any other post-War assassin. But I dont cut old ladies into bits because it didnt kill youngsters in the pink of condition. I dont pose as an expert because I had to take chances in the War. I dont lecture and publish on insuff
Youre right, Robin. Scree dropped a hand on his shoulder. There has been a deal too much cut-and-thrust since the War. Specially among the youngsters.
Glad some of you know that, at any rate. Its the same between Doctor and Patient as it is between Man and Woman. Do you want to prove things to her, or do you want to keep her?
Theres a middle way, though, Scree observed. Howlieglass wanted to keep Wilkie, but he had to prove a few things to him first.
Why on earth was Wilks sent to the Front at all? Sheer waste! said Keede angrily.
We knew it. Howlieglass did his best to have him kept back, but Wilkie thought it was his duty.
Lummy! As if any of us could get out of that! Keede snorted.
The duty notion was part of the imaginative equipment, of course, said Scree. They used him at the base for a while. He was all right there, because he had time to think.
Thats the research-temperament. But theres a time for all things. Keede spoke severely.
I dont say he was even second-class in his surgery, Scree went on, but what did that matter under the circumstances? Only, as you say, Robin, that type of mind wants absolute results, one way or the other; or else absolute accuracy. You dont get either at a Clearing Station. Youve got to acknowledge the facts of life and your own limitations. Ambitious men wont do that till they are brokelike Wilkie was.
What was his trouble? I demanded.
Scree hesitated for a definition. Keede supplied it.
Bleedin vanity, said he.
Scree nodded.
Lambeth has spoken. The way Howlieglass would put it is a shade more refined.
Lets have it! Keede cried; then, to me Screes splendid as Howlieglass. Listen!
Here Sir Thomas Horringe, whom few would suspect of parlour-tricks, gave a perfect rendering of the Head of St. Peggottys thus:
Gen-tel-men. In our Pro-fession we are none of us Jee-ho-vahs. Strange as it may seem, not an-y of us are Jee-ho-vahs.
In the few precisely articulated words, one could see Sir James himselfhis likeness in face and carriage to the hawk-headed Egyptian god, the mobile pursed lips, and the stillness of the wonderful hands at his sides.
I ought to know, said Scree, after our compliments. I was his dresser. . . . Yes, Wilkie was sent up to the dog-fight, and it was too much for him.
Why? I said, foolishly enough.
Robinll tell, was the reply. He had it.
I waited on Keede, who delivered himself at some length; his half-shut eyes on the past.
When you are at the Front, you are either doing nothing or trying to do ten times more than you can. When you are, you store up impressions for future use. When you arent, they develop. Either way, God help you! A C.C.S. has to be near railhead, hasnt it?to evacuate em. That means troops and dumps. That means bombing, dont it? . . . The actual setting? . . . Oh! They take a couple of E.P. tents and join em together, and floor em with tarpaulins that havebeen in use. Then they rig up a big acetylene over each operating table; your anaesthetist gets his dope and the pads ready; your nurses and orderlies stand by with the cutlery and odds and ends, and youre ready for visitors. Theyve been tagged and labelled by some poor devil up under fireIve been him, too!and the Receiving Officer sends in the ones that look as if they had the best chance. About that time, Jerry drops an egg or so to steady your hand, and someone vomits.
He does, said Scree.
Then your job begins. Youve got to make up your mind what you are going to do, as soon as your man is on the table, because the others are waiting. Often, you lead off with a long break of identical gun-shot wounds in the headshrapnel on tin-hats, advancing. Then the five-point-nines find em, and its abdominals. You have to explore and act on your own judgmentone down, tother come ontill you drop.
The longest single stretch I ever put in was three and a half days, four hours sleep each night, after Second Vermuizendaal in 16. The last thing I remember, before I rolled over behind the stores, was old Duck Ruthven sluicing off his fat arms in our tea-bucket, and quacking, Fifteen minutes! My God! Fifteen minutes per capita! He was the final London word in trephining, and hed come out to show the young uns how to do it. In his own theatre with his own troupe, he considered an hour and a quarter good going for one case; but Berkeleys team, at the next table, had been polishing em off four to the hour for five hours. Talking of Ruthven, did you hear what he said when the Aussies broke into the milliners shop at Amiens, just before Villers Bretonneux, and dressed emselves lady-fashion all through? He had to cut three of em out of their undies afterwards.
It was no language that Mr. Ruthven would use to a Harley Street patient; but it made us laugh. Keede took on again:
Ive given you a rough notion of things. Six or seven teams working like sin; the stink of the carbide from the acetylene; and the dope; and the stink of your anaesthetists pipemy man ought to have been hung!mixed up with an occasional egg from Jerry.
And when youve dropped in your boots, not dead, but dead and buried, someone begins waggling your foot (the Inquisition invented that trick!) and whisperin to you to wake up and have a stab at some poor devil who has been warmed and slept off some of his shock, and theres just a chance for him. Then you dig yourself up and carry on if you can. But God is great, as they say in Mespot. Sometimes you get a card from the base saying you didnt stitch his diaphragm to his larynx, and hes doing well. There was a machine-gunner (I remember his eyes) and he had twenty-three perforations of the intestines. I was pretty well all in by then, and my hands hadnt belonged to me for two days. I must have left the bloke his stomach, but I fancy I made a clean sweep of everything below the duodenum. And now hes a head-gardener near Plaxtol. Pinches his employers celery and sends it to me in sugar-boxes.
This reminded Scree of a man one-third of whose brain he had personally removed, who on recovery wished to show his gratitude by becoming his town chauffeur. As the two talked, the old Army oaths blossomed on their happy tongues, and coloured the rest of their speech for the night.
This Hells hoop-la was too much for Wilkie, said Keede, when, at last, I recalled him. He hadnt the time he needed to think things out; and he was afraid of injuring his own reputation (God knows he was no surgeon!) by doing the wrong thing. But I think what really coopered him, was being in charge of an S.I.W. show just before Armistice.
What is an S.I.W.? I said.
A hospital for self-inflicted wounds. He had to look after a crowd who had blown off their big toes, and so on, and were due for court-martial as soon as they could stand. Enough to send a tank up the pole, aint it? And a week before the Eleventh, a Gotha going home had unloaded one on an outhouse, and a bit of tin or something had caught him through the boot and lodged near Keede gave the bones their proper names and showed the position of the wound on his own plump little instep. It wasnt anything that mattered. He picked it out with the forceps, cleaned it, and it healed. I got that from his colleague when I was sitting on a court of inquiry into missing medical comforts in that sector. (I was a Major then, by God!so I was.) And thats where I met Wilkie again. He hung on to himself till proceedings were over; and then he wrung his hands. Dont often see a man do that.
They do it oftener than women, said Scree, which puzzled me till he gave a reason.
He said there was blood on everything that he ate. He said hed been guilty of the murder of a certain number of men because he hadnt operated on em properly. He had their names down in a pocket-book. He said he might have saved em if he hadnt knocked off for a cigarette or a doss. He said he had kept himself going on rum sometimes, and was woozy when the pinch came; and he hadnt waked up and carried on when the orderlies waggled his foot and asked him to take a long shot with a dogs-chancer. He didnt know that lot by name; but he had em numbered and dated. He wanted me to go through all his vellum cards, from the C.C.S., so he could prove it. And, of course, he was eternally damned. Liquor? Not enough to have flustered a louse! Besideshe couldnt stand it. Hairtrigger stomach. Ive seen him. My worrd! He had em bad. Everything that a mans brain automatically shoves into the background was out before the footlights, and dancing Hells fox-trot, with drums and horns.
The simile seemed to convey something to Scree.
I didnt know that, he said lazily. Were there noises, then, from the first?
Yes. Thats what made me take notice. Of course, I argued with him, but you know how much good that is against fixed notions! I told him we were all alike, and the conditions of our job hadnt been human. I said there were limits to the machine. Wed been forced to go beyond em, and we ought to be thankful wed been able to do as much as we had. Then he wrung his hands and said, To whom much has been given, from the same much shall be required. That annoyed me. I hate bookkeeping with God! Its dam insolence, anyhow. Who was he to know how much had been given to the other fellow? He wasnt the Almighty. I told him so. Oh, I know I was a fool. . . .
The only thing that kept him at all anchored was his silly foot. That wound I told you about had broken out and was discharging. He dressed it himself twice a day. I reported on him, which I had no right to do, and his Colonel shipped him off to one of those nice nervous hospitals where they wore brown gloves and saluted their C.O.s in case they should forget there had been a war. But I was so busy getting demobbed and trying to pick up what my locum-tenens had left of my practice, that I lost sight of him. He went off to live with his mother. Keede gave way to Scree at this point.
Yes, his mother kidnapped him. She didnt know there had been a war, either. She was afraid neighbours might think he was insane, and there hadnt been any insanity in her family, and she didnt want the tradespeople to talk. So she hid him in the country and suppressed all letters. There were lots like her. I was trying to get back my practice, too. Do you suppose that mattered to Howlieglass? He had his new bug-runs built and endowed, but he hadnt got his Wilkie to manage em, and he chose to damn my eyes for not producing him. He gave me the telling-off of my life the day I went up for my Knighthood. I told him I wasnt a gynecologist, and hed better make touch with the old lady and tackle her himself. No! He said that was my job, because Id worked with Wilkie on some of the earlier research details. So I had to trace him.
IserSir James that kind of person? I ventured.
Dont know what you mean by person, said Scree. But when Howlie begins to dissect his words, you generally attend to him. Luckily, I found a woman who had kept her eye on Wilkies whereaboutsmother or no mother. I gave Howlieglass the address, and he kindly let me go on with my practice.
He didnt me! said Keede. He wrote me to report to him after consulting hours, and I went. He told me to look up Wilkie at once. It was only two hundred miles, and one night out. It was lodgings by the seaside, and his mother did social small-talk without daring to stop, and Wilkie played up to her. She said he was all right, and he swore he was.
And it rained. I got him let out for a walk on the beach with me. He went to bits behind a bathing-machine. It was the trephining work that had stuck on his mental retina. (Odd! It used to be abdominals with me, the first few months after.) He saw perspectives of headsgunshot woundsseen from above and a little behind, as theyd lie on the tables; with the pad over their mouths, but still they all accused him of murder. On off nights he had orderlies whispering to him to wake up and give some poor beggar a chance to live. Then theyd waggle his foot, and hed wake up grateful for the pain, and change the dressings. His foot was in a filthy state. The thing had formed a sinus. Acted as a safety valve, perhaps.
None of your mediaeval speculations here, Robin, said Scree. Facts are all that the ex-am-in-ers reequire, gen-tel-men.
He was quite rational, apart from being damned, and walking down those perspectives, and hearing shouts of Murder! We had high tea, with a kerosene lamp and crossword puzzles after. She talked about the pretty walks in the neighbourhood. Great thingmother-love, aint it? . . . I turned in my notes to Howlieglass, and he asked me to dinner. My worrd! Keede patted his round little pot. And where does he get his champagne?
From grateful appendicessame as your bloody umble, said Scree. G.P.s are only entitled to birds and foie gras.
Get out! I had a whole tin of salmon once from a kosher butcher. . . . We-ell! Howlie took me through Wilkies case for half an hour, on my notes. I cant imitate him, but he said that none of us were Jee-ho-vahs, and if, in my considered judgment, Wilkies foot was tuberculous, the best thing would be to give him a bed in his old hospital, and have Scree operate. I hadnt said a word about tubercle. Id been working out mental symptoms. . . . Where in Hell does hysteria shade into mania? Keede broke off.
Not on these premises, old man. Im a knife-wallah, said Scree. Carry on.
Howlieglass told me that the best of us make mistakes; but a mistake made by a G.P. of my standing and antecedents would only be natural, and would not shake the faith of my flat-u-lent old ladies. Just that! He was prepared to abide by my verdict because I knew Wilkies constitutional needs; and if I recommended homeopathic treatment, he would bow to that, too.
But you tumbled to it? said Sir Thomas Horringe, K.C.B., with a grin.
Not that very minute, because it was my third glass. But I noticed he was beginning to dissect his words, so I agreed at once. Then he said it might amuse Wilkie to conduct his own tubercle tests with guinea-pigs and culture in his own fetid atmosphere. That wasnt my affair. I was to go back and tell the mother that the foot needed attention. He left the rest to my bedside-manner. You neednt laugh, Scree. He said that youd come in later as the bungling amateur, andyou dam well did.
Then I went back to the British Riviera, and convinced the old lady. She said the change might do him good. But Wilkie became the bacteriologist at once. He disputed the notion of tubercle; but when I told him he could put the question to the guinea-pigs, and examine the slides himself, he was willing to come up and show me what a fool I was. I say, Scree, was Wilkie always as offensive as he is?
Pretty nearly. Its his sniffle does it. But hes a genius.
I dont care for geniuses. He came up with me, and I gave him a bed for the night. He began to see his heads when he was turning in; and, not having his mother to play up to, he let go aloud.
Was he playing up to you? Scree demanded.
How can one tell with a patient? I phoned to Howlieglass to come and look. He stayed till nearly daylight, watching. Wilkie talked about being damned and having much required of him. Howlieglass never said a word till just as he was going. Then he told me he couldnt afford to lose Wilkies intellect for the sake of his bleedin vanity. No, old man! That wasnt Lambeth. It was Howlieglass said it.
I apologise to Lambeth.
And then, on the doorstephed sent his car home, and my man waited for him just as he was getting in, he saw a star (you know how keen he is on astronomy) and he stared at Tweed for about half a minute, and then he said: Oh, Lord! What do You expect for the money? He was only questioning the general scheme of things, the way he does sometimes; but my man thinks hes the Devil. Hes more afraid of him than I am. . . . Oh, well, and then we put Wilkie into one of the new paying-rooms at the Hospital, and we hurried up the tests, and they showed unmistakable tubercle. Wilkie saw it for himself. He was fairly winded. What annoyed him more than anything was that it would have to be a Syme operation.
Who is Syme? I asked.
Hes dead, said Scree, but he begat rather a pretty operation on the foot. Bob Sawyer-like, he illustrated it with a folded sandwich. Then you turn the flap under like this, he concluded, and it makes a false heel that a man can walk about on very comfily.
Then, why was Wilkie annoyed? I inquired. Keede answered the question.
Because hed done a good few of em in the S.I.W. on chaps who had fired into their own insteps. He said it was a judgment on him for shirking. He was seeing his heads every night while he waited. Howlieglass never noticed em. Hed drop in and talk bugs with him however looney he was.
I never knew Wilkie more brilliant than he was in his lucid intervals, then. He used to talk bugs to me, too, said Scree. I operated, of course. Howlieglass came to look (he never thinks it makes a man nervous) andI couldnt help laughingjust as Wilks was going underHowlie turned to one of the nurses and said: Yes, my de-ar. The best of us can make mis-takes. We are none of us Je-ho-vahsnot even Mr. Wilkett. All the same, I made rather a neat job of that Syme..
You hadnt to stand being kicked for it, said Keede. We gave Wilks a week to pull round in. Then I called and told him that, if hed been a patient, I should have held my tongue: but, as he was one of usNo, I said, as he had been one of us, and that made him winceI had to confess that his foot was no more tuberculous than mine. I took full responsibility for the error. . . . Do you want me to tell you what he really said to me?
I did indeed.
He said: You! What on earth do you matter? Youre only a G.P. The tests were scientific. They cant lie. Ill go into that later; but Ill attend to you first. He did. He ended up by annoying me a little, though Im the meekest medico on the register. He said: How could even you make such a ghastly blunder? You had all the time there was. You had whatever judgment you possess under your control. You werent hurried. Were you drunk?
I said I wasnt, but I didnt say it with too much conviction. As I told you, he annoyed me. I said that his infernal heads nonsense and his hysteria must have biased me, but, if he was eternally damned, the mistake wasnt worth fussing about. If he wasnt, he knew as well as I did that errors of this kind happened under the most careful system; and hed be hopping about on his Syme heel in no time; and at any rate he ought to be grateful I hadnt diagnosed his trouble as something scandalous.
Not bad, for the meekest medico on the register, said Scree approvingly.
I was annoyed, Keede confessed, but I wasnt as annoyed as Wilkie. When hed polished me off, he wanted the slides and test records. I dont know what hanky-panky they had worked; but a youth turned up from the bug-run and said there had been a mistake in the samples or the filing of the guinea-pigs, and they were tracing the responsibility in the basement. Meantime, here were the genuine articles.
Then Wilks began again on him: But you had all the time you wanted! You had no reason to hurry! You were under no strain! You had only to label and number. That showed what he had been suffering from, at the back of his mind, at the Front. But he went too far. He asked the pup how long he thought he would be allowed to hold his job after this disgraceful exposure.
I had to remind him that he was one blooming civil case in one blooming bed, and he would get his bill, and he could bring his civil action when he pleased, but he did not command the Hospital staff. The youth got out. I took the rest of the barrage. No mistake about itit was a desperately important affair to Wilkie, damned or saved. Then that bungling amateur, Scree, came in.
Was this all a put-up job? I asked.
Not in the least. It was Screes regular round. Wilkie wasnt as offensive to him as hed been to me. More professionally pained and shocked, you know. That put Scree on his high horse at once. He said he was an operative mason, not a speculative one.
You infernal old liar, Scree broke in, passing over the siphon.
That was the sense of it, at any rate. Scree said hed been told to operate on a foot reported as tuberculous, and it wasnt his job to question me. Then he mentioned the figures that the crowned heads of Europe always paid him for cutting their corns, and he implied that being operated on by him was equivalent to a K.C.B. You ought to hear Screes top-note. It cowed the bacteriologist. And then he sat down by the old boys bed and began to talk Research with him, giving the impression that he was sitting at the feet of Gamaliel. It wasshut up, Scree! This is true!the prettiest and kindest bit of work Ive ever known even that hardened ruffian do. It had Wilkie steadied in five minutes, and in another five he was sailing away about Research, with his brain working like treacle.
The tiny muscle that twitches when we feel certain sorts of shame showed itself beneath Screes lower eyelid.
In the middle of it Howlie came in, and Scree put up his hand to stop him speaking till Wilkie had finished.
Wilkie was giving his reasons for having chucked Maldonis theory, said Scree in extenuation.
Then Howlieglass slid into the conference, and there they sat, with me playing bad boy in the corner, while they talked about taming spirochetes. Didnt you, Scree?
We talked, if you want to know, about the general administration of St. Peggottys New Biological Laboratories Extension, said Scree.
Did you? Then you can carry on, said Keede; and Sir James Belton was heard speaking through Screes lips: I am ver-ree sor-ree to say that there has been a mis-take, Mis-ter Wilkett, about your foot. It was due to an erroneous di-ag-nosis on the part of Mis-ter Keede, who is onlee a sub-urban Gen-eral Prac-titioner. We must not judge him too hard-ly.
And then, Keede supplemented, Scree, who might have had the decency to have kept out of it, said it was an infernal and grotesque blunder on my part.
Sorry, said Scree, returning to his natural voice, I thought you only wanted to know what Howlieglass said. Yes, of course I went for Keede for compromising my professional career that way. We all went for Keede.
I havent forgotten. Keede turned to me again. Im rather an exponent of the bedside manner, though you mightnt think it; but for sheer bluff and tying a poor devil into knots I never heard anything within miles of that show round Wilkies bed. They had him apologising at last for owning a foot at all, and hoping he hadnt given too much trouble.
But how about the mix-up of the slides? Did they saddle you with it? said I.
Worse! Much worse! Wilkie was drawing up to the subjecthed have apologised for that, toobut Howlieglass got in first, and
Keede nodded towards the obedient Scree. Once more we heard the voice of the head of St. Peggottys, preciser than ever.
If you had been at your post here after the War, Mis-ter Wil-kett, in-stead of relaxing your mind in rest-cures, this lit-tle af-fair, which we have ag-reed to for-get, would never have ta-ken place. I trust you will not al-low it to oc-cur again. And, damn it all!Screes operating hand smacked on my kneepoor Wilks mouth went down at the corners like a childs, and he said, I see that now, sir. Im so sorry, sir.
Did it cure him? I asked later as we moved towards the taxi-cup.
Ab-so-bally-lutely, said Keede. Not a head or a hoot since.
And was the foot tuberculous? I persisted.
Anything with a sinus of long-standing may turn into anything. Its always best to be on the safe side, was the response. We were playing for the mans reasonnot his carcass.
One more, I ventured. How was the mix-up in the slides managed? Its rather a grave matter to play with samples, isnt it?
By the same woman who knew where his mother had taken him. It wasnt a job to trust to a man. A man would have said that he had a reputation or something to lose.
Arising out of the reply to the previous question, does Mr. Wilkett realise about the lady? . . .
No, said Sir Thomas Horringe very gravely to me; thats where he has made a mistake.
Mistake! Poor devil! He has! said Keede with equal solemnity.
ONCE in life I watched a Star; But I whistled, Let her go! There are others, fairer far, Which my favouring skies shall show. Here I lied, and herein I Stood to pay the penalty.
Marvellous the Planets shone
When my Heavens were turned to blood, |
This explains why Azrael, Angel of Death, and Gabriel, Adams First Servant and Courier of the Thrones, were talking with the Prince of Darkness in the office of the Archangel of the English, whoHeaven knowsis more English than his people.
Two Guardian Spirits had been reported to the Archangel for allowing their respective charges to meet against Orders. The affair involved Gabriel, as official head of all Guardian Spirits, and also Satan, since Guardian Spirits are exhuman souls, reconditioned for re-issue by the Lower Hierarchy. There was a doubt, too, whether the Orders which the couple had disobeyed were absolute or conditional. And, further, Ruyail, the female spirit, had refused to tell the Archangel of the English what the woman in her charge had said or thought when she met the man, for whom Kalkail, the male Guardian Spirit, was responsible. Kalkail had been equally obstinate; both Spirits sheltering themselves behind the old Ruling:Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth? The Archangel of the English, ever anxious to be just, had therefore invited Azrael, who separates the Spirit from the Flesh, to assist at the inquiry.
The four Powers were going over the case in detail.
I am afraid, said Gabriel at last, no Guardian Spirit is obliged toergive away, as your people say, his or her charge. Buthe turned towards the Angel of Deathwhats your view of the Ruling?
Ecclesiastes, Three, Twenty-one, Satan prompted.
Thank you so much. I should say that it depends on the interpretation of Who, Azrael answered. And it is certainly laid down that Whoever Who may behis halo paled as he bowed his headit is not any member of either Hierarchy.
So I have always understood, said Satan.
To my mindthe Archangel of the English spoke fretfullythis lack oferloyalty in the rank and file of the G.S. comes from our pernicious system of employing reconditioned souls on such delicate duties.
The shaft was to Satans address, who smiled in acknowledgment.
They have some human weaknesses, of course, he returned. By the way, where on earth were that man and the woman allowed to meet?
Under the Clock at Terminus, I understand.
How interesting! By appointment?
Not at all. Ruyail says that her woman stopped to look for her ticket in her bag. Kalkail says that his man bumped into her. Pure accident, but a breach of Orderstrivial, in my judgment, for
Was it a breach of Orders for Life? Azrael asked.
He referred to that sentence, written on the frontal sutures of the skull of every three-year-old child, which is supposed, by the less progressive Departments, to foreshadow his or her destiny.
As a matter of detail, said the Archangel, there were Orders for Lifeidentical in both cases. Heres the copy. But nowadays we rely on training and environment to counteract this sort of auto-suggestion.
Lets make sure, Satan picked up the typed slip, and read aloud:If So-and-so shall meet So-and-So, their state at the last shall be such as even Evil itself shall pity. Hm! Thats not absolutely prohibitive. Its conditionalisnt it? Theres great virtue in your if, andhe muttered to himselfit will all come back to me.
Nonsense! the Archangel replied. I intend that man and that woman for far better things. Orders for Life nowadays are no more than Oriental flourishesarent they?
But the level-browed Gabriel, in whose department these trifles lie, was not to be drawn.
I hope youre right, Satan said after a pause. So you intend that couple for better things?
Yes! the Archangel of the English cleared his throat ominously. Rightly or wrongly, Im an optimist. I do believe in the general upward trend of life. It connotes, of course, a certain restlessness among my peoplethe English, you know.
The English I know, said Satan.
But in my humble judgment, they are developing on new planes. They must be met and guided by new methods. Surely in your dealings with theermore temperamental among them, you must have noticed this new sense of a larger outlook.
In a measureye-es, Satan replied. But I remember much the same sort of thing after printing was invented. Your people used to come down to me then, reekingpositively Caxtonisedwith words. Some of em were convinced they had invented new sins. We-ell! Boiled and peeled (we had to do a little of that, of course) their novelties were only variations on the Imperfect OctavePride, Envy, Anger, Sloth, Gluttony, Covetousness, Lust. Technique, I grant you. Originality, nil. You may find it so with this new Zeitgeist of theirs.
Ah, but youre such a pessimist, the Archangel retorted, smiling. I do wish you could meet these two I have in my eye. Charmin people. Cultured, capable, devout, of the happiest influences on their respective entourages; practical, earnest, anderso forththey will each, in their spheres, supply just that touch which My People need at the present moment for their development. Therefore, I am giving them each full advantages for self-expression and realisation. These will include impeccable surroundings, wealth, culture, health, felicity (unhappy people cant make other people happy, can they?), andeverything else commensurate with the greatness of the destiny for which Ierdestine them.
The Archangel of the English rubbed his soft hands and beamed on his colleagues.
I hope youre justified, said Satan. But are you quite sure that your method ofmay I call it cosseting people, gets the best out of them?
Rather what I was thinking, said Azrael. Ive seen wonderful work donewith My Sword practically at peoples throatseven when Ive had to haggle a bit. Theyre a hard lot sometimes.
Lets take Jobs case. Satan continued. He didnt reach the top of his form, as your people say, till I had handled him a littledid he?
Possibly notby the standards of his age. But nowadays we dont give very high marks to the Man of Uz. Qua Literature, rhetorical, Qua Theology, anthropomorphic and unobserved. No-o, you cant get away from the fact that new standards demand new methods, new outlooks, and above all, enlarged acceptancesyes, enlarged acceptances. That reminds methe Archangel of the English addressed himself to Azrael Ive sent inperhaps it hasnt come up to you yeta Demi-Official asking if you cant see your way towards mitigating some of your Departmental methods, so far as those affect yourerfinal despatch-work. My peoples standards of comfort have risen, you know; and theyre complaining of thethe crudity of certain vital phenomena which lie within your provenance.
For one instant Azrael lifted his eyes full on the hopeful countenance of the Archangel of the English, but no muscle twitched round his mouth as he replied:Death is a little crude. For that matter, sos Birth; but the two seem, somehow, to hang together. What would you say to an Inter-Departmental Committee
Or Commissionthat gives ampler powersto explore all possible avenues with a view to practical co-ordination? The very thing, the Archangel ran on. As a matter of fact, Ive had the terms of reference for such a conference drafted in the Office. Ill run through em with youif you can spare a few minutes.
Nothing I should like better, Satan cried whole-heartedly. Unluckily, Im not always master of my time. He rose. The others followed his example and, due leave taken, launched into the Void that lay flush with the Office windows.
And he objects to my methods! Azrael muttered. If he werent immortalunfortunatelyII could show him something.
The notion set them laughing so much that the Ruler of an Unconditioned Galaxy hailed them from his throne; and to Satans half-barked No!No!sign that they were Powers in flight and not haltingreturned a courteous On You be the Blessing.
He has left out and the Peace, said Azrael critically.
There is no need. Theyve never conceived of Your existence in these parts, Gabriel explained, as one free of all the Creations.
Really? Azreal seemed a little dashed. Our young English friend ought to apply for a transfer here. I fancy I should have to follow him before long.
Oh no, Gabriel chuckled. Hed eliminate you by training and environment. Youre only an Oriental flourishlike Orders for Life to a soul. Dyou suppose theres no one in his Office who knows what Kismet means?
I should say notfrom the quality of the stuff he sends down to us, Satan complained. Did you notice his dig at me about our pernicious system of Guardian Spirits? I do my best to recondition his damned souls for reissue, but
You do it very thoroughly indeed, said Gabriel. Ive said as much in my last Report on Our Personnel.
Thank you. Its heavier work than youd imagine. If youre free for a little, Id like to show you how heavy
Youre sure it wouldnt? Gabriel began politely.
Not in the least. Come along, then! . . . Take Space! Drop Time! Forgive my going first. . . . Now!
The Three nose-dived at that point where Infinity returns upon itself, till they folded their wings beneath the foundations of Time and Space, whose double weight bore down on them through the absolute Zeroes of Night and Silence.
Gabriel breathed uneasily; for, the greater the glory, the more present the imperfections.
Its the pressures, Satan reassured him. We came down too quickly. Swallow a little and theyll go off. Meantime, well have some light on our subjects.
The glare of the halo he wore in His Own Place fought against the Horror of Great Darkness.
Have we gone beyond The Mercy? Azrael whispered, appalled at the little light it won.
Theyre delivered into My hands now, Satan answered.
Usent there to be a notice hereabouts, requesting visitors to leave all their hopes behind them? Gabriel peered into the Gulf as he spoke.
Weve taken it down. We work on hope deferred now, Satan answered. It acts more certainly.
But Im not conscious of anything going on, Azrael remarked.
The processes are largely mental. But now and again . . . For example! There was a minute sound, hardly louder than the parting of fever-gummed lips in delirium, but the Silence multiplied it like thunders in a nightmare. That is one reconditioning now, Satan explained.
A hard lot. They frighten me sometimes, said Azrael.
And me always, Gabriel added. I suppose that is because We are their servants.
Of whom I am the hardest-worked, Satan insisted.
Oh, but youve every sort of labour-saving device, these days, havent you? Gabriel said vaguely.
None that eliminate responsibility. Take the case of that man and that woman we were talking about just now. What conclusion did you draw from the evidence of their Guardian Spirits?
There was only one conclusion possibleif they should meet, Gabriel replied. You yourself read the copy of their Orders for Life.
And what did our young friend do? Rode off on glittering generalities about uplift and idealism and his precious scheme for debauching them both with all the luxuries, because unhappy people cant make others happy. You heard him say it? Hes hopeless. Satan spoke indignantly.
Oh, I wouldnt go as far as that. Hes English. Gabriel smiled.
And then, Satan held on, did you see him look at me when I read out Evil itself shall pity? That means, if and when the worst comes to the worst I shall have to put it straight again. I shall be expected to do the whole of his dirty workunofficiallyand shoulder the unpopularityofficially. I shall have to give that couple Helland our young friend will take the credit of my success.
The attitude is not unknown elsewhere, said Azrael. Ve-ry little would persuade our worthy Michael, for instance, that his Sword is as effective as mine.
Ill prove my contention now, Satan turned to Gabriel, if youll permitwe dont need both of emthe womans guardian, Ruyail, to report here for a moment. Its night in England now. I can jam all ill dreams while shes off duty. We shall have to manage the interview like one of their own cinemas, but youll overlook that, I hope.
Gabriel gave the permission without which no Guardian Spirit may quit station, even for a breath, and on the instant, monstrously enlarged upon Space, her eyes shut against the glare that revealed her, stood Ruyail in her last human shape as a woman upon earth.
Azrael moved forward.
One instant, said he. I think I have had the pleasure of meeting you, Mrs. (he gave her her name, address, and the date of her death). You called for me at the time. You seemed glad to meet me. Why?
Because I wanted to meet Gregory, came the answer, in the flat tones of the held.
Theres our trouble in a nutshell, said Satan, and took over the inquiry, saying:You were under Our Hand for recondition and re-issue, Mrs.. For what cause?
Because of Gregory.
Who was re-issued as Kalkail. And he because of you?
Yes.
On what terms were you issued as Guardian Spirits, please?
There were no terms. Gregory and I were free to meet in the course of our duties, if we could. So we did. It wasnt his fault.
Those, by the way, were the last words Eve ever spoke to me, Azrael whispered to Gabriel.
Indeed! Satan resumed. So you met and, incidentally, your charges met, too. I think that will be alloh, one minute more. You know ? he named a railway terminus.
Yes. The eyelids quivered.
In London andOurs here?
Oh, please, dont! Yes! A tear forced its way out, and glittered horribly on the cheek.
I beg your pardon! Thank you so much. I neednt detain you any longer.
Now you see my position, said Satan to the others. Our young friend should have had all this information on his blotter before his inquiry began. When he called me in, he should have communicated it to me. Then I should have known where I stood. But he didnt. He makes my job ten times more difficult than it need be by burking the essentials of itstabs me in the back with his crazy schemes of bettermentand expects me to carry on!
Im afraid my Department must be responsible for the original error of detailing those two particular Guardian Spirits to those two particular people, said Gabriel. At any rate, I accept the responsibility, and apologise.
Satan laughed frankly. No need. Weve been opposite numbers since Adam. Mistakes will happen. I merely wished to show you something of our young friends loyal and helpful nature.
Meantime, what steps are you taking with that man and that woman? Azrael asked.
Tentative, only. Listen!
He lifted his hand for silence. A broken whisper that seemed one with all Space fought itself into their hearing:
My God! My God! Why hast Thou forsaken me?
Was that an echo? said Gabriel presently. Or was it in duplicate?
In duplicate. But we dont attach too much value to that class of expression. Very often its only hysteriaor vanity. One cant be sure till much later.
What were those curious metallic clicks after the message? Azrael asked.
In the womans case, Satan explained, it was one of her rings against her tiara as she was putting it on to go to Court. In the second, it was the Star of some Order that the man was being invested with by his Sovereign. That proves how happy they are!
A certain amount of human time passed.
Surely theres music, too, Gabriel went on. And words?
Both were most faint, but quite clear:
I have a song to sing, oh! Sing me your song, oh! |
A break, a patter of verse, and thenon an almost unendurable movement that seemed to brush the heart-strings:
Misery me! Lackaday-dee! He died for the love of a lady! |
Last, the fall of a body.
Oh, thats on a stage somewhere, said Satan. They must be enjoying themselves now at a theatre. Everythings coming their way. Unhappy people cant make people happy, yknow. Well! Now youve heard them, I suggest that, if it doesnt bore you too much, you meet me here onAzrael must know the datesthey are due for filing and well watch the result.
After a glance into the future, Azrael gave a date in time as earth reckons it, and they parted.
As Death returned to his own sphere, by way of that Galaxy which had been denied knowledge of his existence, its Ruler heard a voice under the stars framing words, to him meaningless, such as these
His speech is a burning fire, With his lips he travaileth. At his heart is a blind desire, In his eye foreknowledge of Death. |
What grasp and vision you have! said Satan. By the way, do you remember a man and a woman you were rather interested in, some time ago? Male and female created He themdidnt He? Ruyail, I think, was the womans Guardian Spirit.
Perfectly, said the Archangel of the English. They had a certainnot quite so large, perhaps, as they thought, but a certainshare in paving the way towards these present developments, which I have the honour to direct a little, perhaps, from my inconspicuous post in the background.
Good! I remember you spoke rather highly of them.
None the less the Archangel joined his hands across a stomach that insisted a littlenone the less I should ha-ardly mark those two definitely as among the Saviours of Society. We say in the Department that social service can be divided into two categoriesSaviours and Paviours. Ha! Ha!
How very neat! and Satan laughed, too.
You see it? As a matter of fact, it arose out of one of my own marginal notes on an Hierarchical docket. No-o! I think I should be constrained to mark that couple as first-class among second-class Paviours of Society.
And what has happened to them? Satan pursued.
The Archangel of the English glanced towards Azrael, who replied: Both filed.
Sorry for thatsorry for that, the Archangel chirped briskly. But of course I was only concerned to get the best work out of them which their limitations permitted. And I think, without unduly vaunting my methods, I have succeeded. By the way, I have just drafted a little bit of propaganda on the Interdependence of True Happiness and Vital Effort. It wont take ten minutes to
But once again it appeared that his hearers had business elsewhere. And indeed they met, soon after, on the Edge of the Abyss.
If I had nerves, said Satan, my young friend would arride them, as hed say. What was he telling you when we left?
Oh, said Azrael, our Interdepartmental Commission hadnt come up to his expectations. We couldnt agree on a form of words for a modus moriendi.
And then, Gabriel added, he said Azrael hadnt the judicial mind.
How can! have? said Azrael simply. Im strictly executive. My instructions are to dismiss to the Mercy. Aproposwhat has happened to that couple you were talking over with him, just now?
Ill show you in a minute. Satan looked about him. The light from his halo was answered by a throb of increased productivity through all the Hells. He shaped some wordless questions across Space, and nodded. Its all right, he said. Shes been in one of our shops, on test for Breaking Strain. Hes due for final test too. WeSatan parodied the manner of the Archangel of the Englishtook the liberty of thinking that there was a little more work to be got out of him in the Paviour line, after our young friend above had dropped him. So we made him do itrather as job didon an annuity bought by his friends, in what they call a Rowton lodginghouse, with an incurable disease on him. In our humble judgment, his last five years realisation-output was worth all his constructive efforts.
Doesdid he know it? Gabriel asked.
Hardly. He was down and out, as the English say. Ill show them both to you in a little. They met first at Terminus; didnt they? . . . Good! . . . Follow me till you see me check!So I . . . And here we are!
But this is the Terminus! Line for line andGabriel pointed to the newspaper postersletter for letter!
Of course it is. We dont babble about Progress. We keep up with it.
Then whyGabriel coughed as a locomotive belched smoke to the roofwhy dont you electrify your system? I never smelt such fuel.
I have, said Azrael, expert in operations. Its etherhe sniffed againits nitrous oxideitsits every sort of anaesthetic.
It is. Smells wake memory, said Satan.
But whats the idea? Gabriel demanded.
Quite simple. A large number of persons in Time have weaknesses for making engagementson oath, I regret to sayto meet other persons for all Eternity. Most of these appointments are forgotten or overlaid by later activities which have first claim on our attention. But the residuesay two per centcomes here. Naturally, it represents a high level. of character, passion, and tenacity which, ipso facto, reacts generously to our treatments. At first we used to put em into pillories and chaff em. When coaches came in, we accommodated them in replicas of roadside inns. With the advance of transportation, we duplicated all the leading London stations. (You ought to see some of em on a Saturday night!) But thats a detail. The essence of our idea is that every soul here is waiting for a train, which may or may not bring the person with whom they have contracted to spend Eternity. And, as the English say, they dont half have to wait either.
Satan smiled on Hells own Terminus as that would appear to men and women at the end of a hot, stale, sticky, petrol-scented summer afternoon under summer-timetwenty past six oclock standing for twenty past seven.
A train came in. Porters cried the number of its platform; many of the crowd grouped by the barriers, but some stood fast under the Clock, men straightening their ties and women tweaking their hats. An elderly female with a string-bag observed to a stranger: I always think its best to stay where you promised you would. Less chance o missing im that way. Oh, quite, the other answered. Thats what I always do; and then both moved towards the barrier as though drawn by cords.
The passengers filed outthey and the waiting crowd devouring each other with their eyes. Some, misled by a likeness or a half-heard voice, hurried forward crying a name or even stretching out their arms. To cover their error, they would pretend they had made no sign and bury themselves among their uninterested neighbours. As the last passenger came away, a little moan rose from the assembly.
A fat Jew suddenly turned and butted his way back to the ticket-collector, who was leaving for another platform.
Every living souls out, sir, the man began, butthank ye, siryou can make sure if you like.
The Jew was already searching beneath each seat and opening each shut door, till, at last, he pulled up in tears at the emptied luggage-van. He was followed on the same errand by a looseknit person in golfing-kit, seeking, he said, a bag of clubs, who swore bitterly when a featureless woman behind him asked: Was you looking for a sweetheart, ducky?
Another train was called. The crowd moved oversome hopeful in step and bearing; others upheld only by desperate will. Several ostentatiously absorbed themselves in newspapers and magazines round the bookstalls; but their attention would not hold and when people brushed against them they jumped.
They are all under moderately high tension, Satan said. Come into the Hotelits less public therein case any of them come unstuck.
The Archangels moved slowly till they were blocked by a seedy-looking person button-holing the Stationmaster between two barrows of unlabelled luggage. He talked thickly. The official disengaged himself with practised skill. Thats all right, Sir. I understand, he said. Now, if I was you Id slip over to the Hotel and sit down and wait a bit. You can be quite sure, Sir, that the instant your friend arrives Ill slip over and advise you.
The man, muttering and staring, drifted on.
Thats him, said Satan. And behold he was in My hand with a vengeance. Did you hear him giving his titles to impress the Stationmaster?
What will happen to him? said Gabriel.
One cant be certain. My Departmental Heads are independent in their own spheres. They arrange all sorts of effects. Theres one, yonder, for instance, that ud never be allowed in the other station up above.
A woman with a concertina and a tin cup took her stand on the kerb of the road by Number One platform, where a crowd was awaiting a train. After a pitiful flourish she began to sing:
The Sun stands still in Heaven Dusk and the stars delay. There is no order given To cut the throat of the day. My Glory is gone with my Power, Only my torments remain. Hear me! Oh, hear me! All things wait on the hour That sets me my doom again. |
But the song seemed unpopular, and few coins fell into the cup.
They used to pay anything you please to hear heronce, Satan said, and gave her name. Shes saving up her pennies now to escape.
Do they ever? Gabriel asked.
Oh, yesoften. They get clear away tillthe very last. Then theyre brought back again. Its an old Inquisition effect, but they never fail to react to it. Youll see them in the ReadingRooms making their plans and looking up Continental Bradshaws. By the way, weve taken some liberties with the decorations of the Hotel itself. I hope youll approve.
He ushered them into an enormously enlarged Terminus Hotel with passages and suites of public rooms, giving on to a further confusion of corridors and saloons. Through this maze men and women wandered and whispered, opening doors into hushed halls whence polite attendants reconducted them to continue their cycle of hopeless search elsewhere. Others, at little writing-tables in the suites of overheated rooms, made notes for honeymoons, as Satan had said, from the Bradshaws and steamer-folders, or wrote long letters which they posted furtively. Often, one of them would hurry out into the yard, with some idea of stopping a taxi which seemed to be carrying away a known face. And there were women who fished frayed correspondence out of their vanity-bags and read it with moist eyes close up to the windows.
Everything is provided foraccording to their own imaginations, said Satan with some pride. Now I wonder what sort of test our man will
The seedy-looking person was writing busily when a page handed him a telegram. He turned, his face transfigured with joy, read, stared deeply at the messenger, and collapsed in a fit. Satan picked up the paper which ran:Reconsidered. Forgive. Forget.
Tck! said Satan. That isnt quite cricket. But well see how he takes it.
Well-trained attendants bore the snorting, inert body out, into a little side-room, and laid it on a couch. When Satan and the others entered they found a competent-looking doctor in charge.
He that sinnethlet him fall into the hands of the Physician, said Satan. I wonder what choice hell make?
Has he any? said Gabriel.
Always. This is his last test. I cant say I exactly approve of the means, but if one interferes with ones subordinates it weakens initiative.
Do you mean to say, then, that that telegram was forged? cried Gabriel hotly.
There are lying spirits also, was the smooth answer. Wait and see.
The man had been brought to with brandy and salvolatile. As he recovered consciousness he groaned.
I remember now, said he.
You neednt; the doctor spoke slowly. We can take away your memory
Ifif, said Satan, as one prompting a discourteous child.
If you please, the doctor went on, looking Satan full in the face, and adding under his breath:Am I in charge here or are You? Who knoweth
If I please? the man stammered.
Yes. If you authorise me, the doctor went on.
Then what becomes of me?
Youll be free from that pain at any rate. Do you authorise me?
I do not. Ill see you damned first.
The doctors face lit, but his answer was not cheering.
Then youd better go.
Go? Where in Hell to?
Thats not my business. This rooms needed for other patients.
Well, if thats the case, I suppose Id better. He rebuttoned his loosed flannel shirt all awry, rolled off the couch, and fumbled towards the door, where he turned and said thickly:Look hereIve got something to sayI think . . . II charge you at the Judgmentmake it plain. Make it plain, yknow . . . I charge you
But whatever the charge may have been, it ended in indistinct mutterings as he went out, and the doctor followed him with the bottle of spirits that had clogged his tongue.
There! said Satan. Youve seen a full test for Ultimate Breaking Strain.
But now? Gabriel demanded.
Why do you ask?
Because it was written: Even Evil itself shall pity.
I told you long ago it would all be laid on me at last, said Satan bitterly.
Here Azrael interposed, icy and resplendent. My orders, said he, are to dismiss to the Mercy. Where is it?
Satan put out his hand, but did not speak.
The Three waited in that casualty room, with its porcelain washstand beneath the glass shelf of bottles, its oxygen cylinders tucked under the leatherette couch, and its heart-lowering smell of spent anaestheticswaited till the agony of waiting that shuffled and mumbled outside crept in and laid hold; dimming, first, the lustre of their pinions; bowing, next, their shoulders as the motes in the never-shifted sunbeam filtered through it and settled on them, masking, finally, the radiance of Robe, Sword, and very Halo, till only their eyes had light.
The groan broke first from Azraels lips. How long? he muttered. How long? But Satan sat dumb and hooded under cover of his wings.
There was a flurry of hysterics at the opening door. An uniformed nurse half supported, half led a woman to the couch.
But I cant! I mustnt! the woman protested, striving to push away the hands. IIve got an appointment. Ive got to meet the 7.12. I have really. Its ratheryou dont know how important it is. Wont you let me go? Please, let me go I If youll let me go, Ill give you all my diamonds.
Just a little lay-down and a nice cup o tea. Ill fetch it in a minute, the nurse cooed.
Tea? How do I know it wont be poisoned. It will be poisonedI know it will. Let me go I Ill tell the police if you dont let me go! Ill tellIll tell! Oh God!who can I tell? . . . Dick! Dick! Theyre trying to drug me! Come and help me! Oh, help me! Its me, Dickie!
Presently the unbridled screams exhausted themselves and turned into choking, confidential, sobbing whispers: Nursie! Im so sorry I made an exhibition of myself just now. I wont do it againon my honour I wontif youll just let mejust let me slip out to meet the 7.12. Ill be back the minute its in, and then Ill be good. Please, take your arm away!
But it was round her already. The nurses head bent down as she blew softly on the womans forehead till the grey hair parted and the Three could see the Order for Life, where it had been first written. The body began to relax for sleep.
Dontdont be so silly, she murmured. Well, only for a minute, then. You mustnt make me late for the 7.12, becausebecause . . . Oh! Dont forget . . . I charge you at the Judgment make it plainI charge youShe ceased. The nurse looked as Kalkail had done, straight into Satans eyes, and:Go! she commanded.
Satan bowed his head.
There was a knock, a scrabbling at the door, and the seedy-looking man shambled in.
Sorry! he began, but I think I left my hat here.
The woman on the couch waked and, turning, chin in hand, chuckled deliciously:What does it matter now, dear?
How did it happen? Gabriel smoothed his plumes.
Wellas a matter of fact, we were rather ordered away, said Satan.
Ordered away? I? Azrael cried.
Not to mention your senior in the Service,
Satan answered. I dont know whether you noticed that that nurse happened to be Ruyail
Then I shall take official action. But Azraels face belied his speech.
I think youll find she is protected by that ruling you have so lucidly explained to our young friend. It all turns upon the interpretation of Who, you know.
Even so, said Gabriel, that does not excuse the neck-and-crop abruptnessthe cinemalike trickof ourour expulsion.
Im afraid, as the little girl said about her spitting at her nurse, that that was my invention. But, my Brothersthe Prince of Darkness smileddid you really think that we were needed there much longer?
LO! the Wild Cow of the Desert, her yeanling estrayed from her Lost in the wind plaited sand-dunesathirst in the maze of them. Hot foot she follows those foot-printsthe thrice tangled ways of them. Her soul is shut save to one thingthe love-quest consuming her. Fearless she lows past the camp, mens fires affright her not. Ranges she close to the tethered onesthe mares by the lances held. Noses she softly apart the veil in the womens tent. Nextwithdrawn under moonlight, a shadow afar off Fades. Ere men cry, Hold her fast! darkness recovers her. She the love-crazed and forlorn, when the dogs threaten her Only a side-tossed horn, as though a fly troubled her, Shows she hath heard, till a lance in the heart of her quivereth. Lo, from that carcass aheapwhere speeds the soul of it? Where is the tryst it must keep? Who is her pandar? Death!
Men I dismiss to the Mercy greet me not willingly;
Yet, among women a thousand, one comes to me mistress-wise. |
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