As the few successful visitors today will have noticed, this web site is very sloooow. This seems to be because some group of scumbags are attacking the DNS. I believe the website failing is merely collateral damage. If this were British Rail I'd be talkign about the wrong kind of snow or leaves on the line. Since it isn't all I will say is that once the self propelled mutant attack gerbils have been given their targets normal service will be resumed.
Update: Merely the threat of launching mutant attack gerbils seems to have done the trick, well somwthing has anyway. My friend and hoster Tom may now return to his sickbed